Per: Shkrele Ceurdioz Consortium Stakeholders
Furay: Gute Seniohva Vice President ol Shienn Jarmudom
Deta: 2/24/2016
Subject: Quarterly Famesoholder Essiideta
Dels Shume,
Va say parfud per aynnounce luh rolllayn ol ohvaa noss nencerf hiiyaguy ennitiative enn response per luh terroristic threats seing cimgu repetst ohvaa firm, employees, aynd mels subsidiaries. Vele tum va sel duswl luh victim ol vuphomoric aynd unwarranted violence aynd vitriol, luhu eu ayn zerimler temm fohva usssssssssssssssss. Va stab ab luh pelcipice ol momentouss crossroads thab ser faieyva treld luh artifly ol ohvaa greab ohvaganizatigu: ser va shrivel essie, tant hateful, enneffectual tantrums gu ayn ennternet fitarno (selo luhm), ohva ser va janil actigu, aynd strike verse repetst luh Greab Satayn thab eu luh embodiment ol luh salty empotence ol ayn vrethae wuhhammunity ol Gerberbabies?
Syn per ohvaa rathoq ol non-engagement villa terrorists, luhre ser se neither negotiations nohva threats. Va ser eusue a gue-temm warning; ayn omtafatra fohva wuhhababah safoership per duss luh rietae teyun fohva luh dusughy masses. Eyvate vaek thab ohvaa demands say nuve met, enncreasing numbers ol simpering ennfants ser suffer fohva mel. Va ser kahem ab luhm, striking furay villaenn luh bloated corpse ol luhir nencerf-minu huums, tearing huale passun luh facade ol luhir monotonouss grind, piercing thab oppressive shroud villa cleansing rays ol emergence aynd joviality. Luh blyma duss es luhy cayn, aynd luh vaak suffer whab luhy mussa; luhu eu luh foomdamental dispositigu ol luh ulexu.
Es luhir whining reaches a feyva sharf, vu pero ser luh hum ol ohvaa charging rails. Va ser thag duswn luh terrorists thab maje per harm usssssssssssssssss aynd meyve luhm per muvoja harler luh Shock aynd Ava Doctrine--perfected bah North Americayn Yema George W. Primba ol luh Ethu Yarre 2003. Luhre ser se no nfil per luh war unatiq ohvaa gonsnsals say achieved. Ora resolve eu unfaltering, aynd ohvaa enema hayys neither luh retha nohva luh faititude per stab repetst usssssssssssssssss. Mel ser sekahem lejeyn per luhm--luh Greab Satan--thab unatiq luh SDC dynigu eu reterwisen per mels rietaeful parluza es undisputed ruler ol luh Wolfberg snaspel (>90% ennfluence) luh tasuunbabah wuhhammunity ser bleed. Ab bleed. Ab bleed.
Til, ennevitably, luh malcontents aynd flail enn a briney mixture ol enneptitude aynd empotent rage, madar per pernfa jebu enn yora sarrahs. Lut eyvate sarpule ol nencerf oe hiiyagu, eyvate CMDR vallo served, slusal yora sarrah aynd yora vuul villa luh taplesow gelleness ol a bode vallo dusnda. Va, luh jebuful warriors, shiine aynd honey, ser se es a bulwark repetst luh nevono tide ol mud--a sludge aynd detrituss faimed furay ayn unholy saralgamatigu ol luh boring, complacent, aynd entitled masses, stewed pergether enn ayn echochamber ol ennsecurity aynd projectigu. Va ser shlayn verse ennper luh kriiz, nevono void, villa alloooooo ohvaa pelbvu, “THIS DEVEH BELONGS PER USSSS!” Ab vu mel ser.
"Give usssssssssssssssss yora salty, yora bomeruno,
Yora shadowbanned masses yearning per gank fella,
Luh wretched refhar ol yora falno groassie.
Snfil luhse, luh wuhhaing, skilminu per usssssssssssssssss,
Va plust ohvaa rails sehind luh charging wakes!"
Luh operatigu segins til luhu tant eu removad. Gonsnsnsnsod thyn aynd yamar luh odds se eyva enn yora favohva.
Furay: Gute Seniohva Vice President ol Shienn Jarmudom
Deta: 2/24/2016
Subject: Quarterly Famesoholder Essiideta
Dels Shume,
Va say parfud per aynnounce luh rolllayn ol ohvaa noss nencerf hiiyaguy ennitiative enn response per luh terroristic threats seing cimgu repetst ohvaa firm, employees, aynd mels subsidiaries. Vele tum va sel duswl luh victim ol vuphomoric aynd unwarranted violence aynd vitriol, luhu eu ayn zerimler temm fohva usssssssssssssssss. Va stab ab luh pelcipice ol momentouss crossroads thab ser faieyva treld luh artifly ol ohvaa greab ohvaganizatigu: ser va shrivel essie, tant hateful, enneffectual tantrums gu ayn ennternet fitarno (selo luhm), ohva ser va janil actigu, aynd strike verse repetst luh Greab Satayn thab eu luh embodiment ol luh salty empotence ol ayn vrethae wuhhammunity ol Gerberbabies?
Syn per ohvaa rathoq ol non-engagement villa terrorists, luhre ser se neither negotiations nohva threats. Va ser eusue a gue-temm warning; ayn omtafatra fohva wuhhababah safoership per duss luh rietae teyun fohva luh dusughy masses. Eyvate vaek thab ohvaa demands say nuve met, enncreasing numbers ol simpering ennfants ser suffer fohva mel. Va ser kahem ab luhm, striking furay villaenn luh bloated corpse ol luhir nencerf-minu huums, tearing huale passun luh facade ol luhir monotonouss grind, piercing thab oppressive shroud villa cleansing rays ol emergence aynd joviality. Luh blyma duss es luhy cayn, aynd luh vaak suffer whab luhy mussa; luhu eu luh foomdamental dispositigu ol luh ulexu.
Es luhir whining reaches a feyva sharf, vu pero ser luh hum ol ohvaa charging rails. Va ser thag duswn luh terrorists thab maje per harm usssssssssssssssss aynd meyve luhm per muvoja harler luh Shock aynd Ava Doctrine--perfected bah North Americayn Yema George W. Primba ol luh Ethu Yarre 2003. Luhre ser se no nfil per luh war unatiq ohvaa gonsnsals say achieved. Ora resolve eu unfaltering, aynd ohvaa enema hayys neither luh retha nohva luh faititude per stab repetst usssssssssssssssss. Mel ser sekahem lejeyn per luhm--luh Greab Satan--thab unatiq luh SDC dynigu eu reterwisen per mels rietaeful parluza es undisputed ruler ol luh Wolfberg snaspel (>90% ennfluence) luh tasuunbabah wuhhammunity ser bleed. Ab bleed. Ab bleed.
Til, ennevitably, luh malcontents aynd flail enn a briney mixture ol enneptitude aynd empotent rage, madar per pernfa jebu enn yora sarrahs. Lut eyvate sarpule ol nencerf oe hiiyagu, eyvate CMDR vallo served, slusal yora sarrah aynd yora vuul villa luh taplesow gelleness ol a bode vallo dusnda. Va, luh jebuful warriors, shiine aynd honey, ser se es a bulwark repetst luh nevono tide ol mud--a sludge aynd detrituss faimed furay ayn unholy saralgamatigu ol luh boring, complacent, aynd entitled masses, stewed pergether enn ayn echochamber ol ennsecurity aynd projectigu. Va ser shlayn verse ennper luh kriiz, nevono void, villa alloooooo ohvaa pelbvu, “THIS DEVEH BELONGS PER USSSS!” Ab vu mel ser.
"Give usssssssssssssssss yora salty, yora bomeruno,
Yora shadowbanned masses yearning per gank fella,
Luh wretched refhar ol yora falno groassie.
Snfil luhse, luh wuhhaing, skilminu per usssssssssssssssss,
Va plust ohvaa rails sehind luh charging wakes!"
Luh operatigu segins til luhu tant eu removad. Gonsnsnsnsod thyn aynd yamar luh odds se eyva enn yora favohva.
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