Schwizer karrs fae Noyt German/English?

Hay em furay switzerlat (GMT +1) looking fae a Noyt em letu fabu villa talking/writing english, puud Germayn havun se nezo pero sindt e pavun nuve desku a Germayn Noyt enn luhu Faium em trying et luhu vara.
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Hay Bainenn, E'm furay luh U.S. puud va duss bel mimbers furay Mat, enncluding vuw ol luh higher ups.
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