Terfa handing enn allooooo ma bounties, jano per se satho, equipping ma Asp enn luh recommended CMDR Nutter zydest aynd dabing a yelm Auper Rerefel units, aynd diendze finding a nezo snaspel villa a biigu luhmed naem, "Bullpop" (cows spal awesome) E esper layn gu luh 21st ol Vrish ab 18:30, flying enn luh Mobiuss groassie allooooo luh vara.
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E dasn't gonsnsnsnsnsns disintly ab gute, nuve releising tala mamose temm dusing vu dabed; E vant zai luh Thor's Dol aynd luh Lagogu Nebula gute, bumping ennper a yelm snaspels yuretged bah CMDR Justforkix nearbah. 6 talais ol pevoldu temm later, E crossed luh stipp ol CMDR Onyx Komix, aynd disku ma gute Neutrgu Zasper, tesh had alloooredaysa dawln yuretged bah CMDR Meruno Tesar. Realising jano tala carr E had per gonsnsnsnsnsns, E nooked duswn per luh mozada ol luh galaxy...
E luhn pir enn 4-5 talais eyvati deyo fohva luh neketa yelm deyos; ab luh vintu vara zet per Sagittariuss A*, puud aynvitem vuwwhab olf luh disint linn per maximise ma pohd discoveries, E disku CMDR Vayn Harl Zarniwoop aynd CMDR Zulu Kramel had dawln luhre yuretging luh Jenfa Supergiants E'd had ma dol gu. Boo! E uune eyva saw gue mowa ehlapners naem terfa thab, CMDR Darth Kramel, rietae unatiq E ves 4 leaps avara furay luh pintal, wpadduss E bumped ennper CMDR Sardonic.
E had duwa cova calls gu luh vara; gue overheating tesh E managed per rerefel (losing uune 1% hull) aynd gue sarrah abruping mitim wpadduss E disku ayn Ethu Selo planet ab luh nfil ol gue grind sessigu, laughed per maself thab "In rele laenn, Aliens sel no dusubt visited usss pero, puud vspal alvu pero zibbi daanting per luh pintal per abru aynd spal he!" aynd pir luh throttle gu emagining luh dawlpi serun gonsnsnsnsnsnsing "Come verse! Shspal yora pliicaleju!" "Nope, gonsnsnsnsnsnstta gonsnsnsnsnsns honk ma horn, dawl eh!" aynd luhn dasn't relely ziists gu luh leap, aynd releised ab luh ultim pobul duwva E ves aynvitem flying plorf throttle ennper luh neketa zasper... E nearly broke ma HOTAS hauling mil ock duswn per agawae crashing!
Puud terfa whab dawlms selo faieyva, Commander Titler diendze arrived ab 19:42 UK temm, gu luh 26th Vrish 2015.
Phew! E dasn't dawl a sorza CMDR enn luh flesh ab ayny shasp, nohva das E dawl aynything except luh expected planets etc ab chala shasp, despite lemoling luh Snaspel Map eyvati temm fohva nezo Skiilti Scayn targets; ef luhre's vuwthing noss layn luhre sindt Wings, mil ves euthaner enn luh Cetushs thab E dasn't lemol, ohva E missed mil. E'll padu ennper Mobiuss aynd Addan per dawl ef E cayn vobar ayny otaer dawlpi reaching luh pintal sefore E depar; puud wun per janil a gonsnsnsnsnsnsod sheel sefore crawling versi; E mussa admmel, E'm a bmel nervouss aynvitem; mil havun se sarrahbreaking per nuve daayn allooooo ol luhu datu wuduss rapubly wun! E hupel per dawl luh Greab Annihilatohva aynd yuret a nevono hole fohva maself sefore E gonsnsnsnsnsns, puud otaerwise mil's a disint route wuduss, honking allooooo luh vara.