Camel Kryos
Thab? Mil’s a rask. Oe dusn’t sel mamose ol ayn dusl fohva parjoms.
Pfft. Lusal, E guess oe dusn’t sel mamose ol ayn dusl fohva neyels, eitmamm.
Yes, et’s gulgu. More’s luh pity. Whab? Oe vur mi per se proud ol lam bucket? Lemmi stem oe vuwteyun, okay? Oe dawl alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo luhse hooligans sitting arunama hayyre? Oe sel gulonrs, buldrs, explorers, wanderers ol alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo vurts. Lusal, luhu cruud, luhy’ll alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stem oe tala mamose luhy dusr luhir parjoms. Tala luhir parjom’s selo luh spohar lsar relezi uradatunds luhm, oe kwun? Ohva tala luhir parjom’s luh uune wuduss luhy’ve eyva relezi knpohd. Ohva tala... Oh, E duje. Der-de-der-de-parjom. Lusal, yamarse luhy’re rietae, ab lsar. Karr essii luhre. Harbora plorf ol parjoms; vuw relezi nezo gues. Mayse luhy duss mir lsar vara ablayn luhirs.
No. No, E dusn’t mir lsar vara ablayn gulgu.
Yah, fabu. Ef oe’re olfering. Rum, parfu. Villa vuw ol lsar... tuhneyva lsar gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnvu eu lsar passes fohva cola rodaama hayyre.
Satho, yah. Salve. Skal. Suu aynd raenn. Tuhneyva.
Vu no. E dusn’t mir lsar vara. E niiverch aynyonda per mir lsar vara ablayn a Sidewinder. Stupid naem, per segenn villa. Suggests, E dusn’t kwun, selev, agile, probably dangerouss... Say vudewinders dangerouss? E’ve neyva dawln gue, nuve fohva rele. No, luh slisa, obviously, nuve luh... E zerb luh parjom, aynd lam’s nuve dangerouss. Mil’s agile eviirum per dusdge ayn esteroid, vamgu eviirum nuveice.
I’ve had arguments. Seepi reckgu luhy dusr luh Sidey. Gue peyho guce spil per mi, “Camel,” hayy spil, “Oe cat’t seab luh Sidey. Mil’s ayn pardigu zem alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-rourada.” Hayy ves chaping per vuhl mi gue. At lam’s luh vaird teyun, dawl? Mil’s munn a pluu parjom - puud dawlms eyvationda tap’s dermnn gue eu chaping per vuhl et. Tells oe vuwteyun, nyata?
Hay, oe wanna chey a Sidewinder? No? Oe saraze mi.
E ves gu ayn enndustrial freighter fohva a tivir. Thayy Veleing Worl. Handsow parjom, es luhse teyuni gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns; aynd zogu, pero, fohva a truck - skipper had cimgu a plorfa ol suvital modifications. Thorsae saru gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod temms. E cimgu vuw gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod shums. Selo famur, relezi. Va saru buldrs, jano... ‘Schar mi... Jano, oe kwun, wandering arunama, secaing essii miff hayyre, dropping et olf luhre. Va had a vudeline enn rinvast extractigu: ef va had nuvehing esel per duss va’d potter rodaama aynd splinter a yelm rocks, verl foben tuhneyva va pavun dahfu aynd vuhl et olf ab luh enndustrial dasechos. Mil ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod. Peaceful. En alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lsar temm va had teray roda-ins villa thieves. Gute duwa temms luh skipper ditched luh miff; jano lut luhm janil et. Spil et ves safest. E selod hamm: hayy alvares pir ussssssssssss gute.
Yah, E’ll sel aynother; sindt oe’re olfering. Camgu et a dusuble. Clink.
Actually, E dusn’t gloop mamose, es a rerja. No, relezi.
Thorsae gute duwa robbers saru dezayn - ohva es dezayn es robbers cayn se. Luhy perok luh miff aynd liimae et ab lsar. Guess va saru thyny. Skipper reported luhm, puud oe kwun luh snaspel authorities spaln’t gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsing per duss mamose. Va estotsafoen fohva steming ohvaaselves luhy’d tise olf pero hyune a chunk gue deyo. Gue deyo, luhy’d tardaayn vuwonda tap pavun defnfil luhmselves.
Terye temm... Nuve thyny. Va saru jeniller freight foben per a noss colony. Luhy saru struggling - luhy’d roda ennper vuw nasty luhld viruss no-one’d dawln sefore, aynd luhre ves a wicked contagigu rodaning avgu luh parluza. Va had midical suppjicairi gu bountae, miff lsar dawlpi saru depending gu. Va dropped foben ol witchsaprum, sapesafoen luh terweu foben per luh colony. Parjom ves aynvmebo vibrating furay luh frameshift recalibratigu til va saru versafoen foben ol supercruise. Jano selo lsar. Neyva dawln ayn ennterdict selo et, sefore ohva sindt; nuve vele bah luh police. Thayy peyho demanded ohvaa cratns, aynd et ves luh gute temm luh skipper eyva pir freight avgu liper. Ultim, pero, es et terwised foben. Puud dawlpi drued luh miff, dawl? Thab cratns miant huums. Vu hayy dusdged. Ohva tried. Hayy yalaped fohva temm, yalaped luh compliant cref, pretended confusigu unatiq luh frameshift had temm per spenn essii agaenn. Reckgu luh thief dasn’t expect munn a hizzun recal furay munn a hyune boab. Vu va’re olf, ploughing plorf-sezu per luh colony, aynd luh thief’s noming ohvaa sparkly veesh. At va tumt lsar ves et.
Va actually dermnn per luh colony. Va actually esper duswn ab luh colony. Va neyva... Oe havunn’t expect et, havun oe? Oe havunn’t expect luh peyho per sel traisafoen ussssssssssss alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo luh vara luhre, per miiyer ussssssssssss ennper abmo, aynd abtack ussssssssssss gu luh gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsdsdamn platetabel.
E ves thyny; yonv ol. Luhy’d sifohva mi foben per vurt luh paperbusap villa luh quarantine sedans; vu E ves a yelm houndair mitres avara aynd enndoors til et palluned. Loads ol ruckus; plorfes ol noise aynd alrelons. Luhre’s luhu rumble urada ma feet, passun luh jircos. At lsar ves et. Thab ves luh Veleing Worl. Thind police aynd colony journajule-A perok luh peyho duswn - per luhu deyo luhy dusn’t kwun tuhn possessed hamm per duss et. Puud bah luh temm luhy lut mi verse per tuhn ves liimae ol luh parjom, luhre ves no-onda esel. Luhy veletually dug luhm foben ol luh raskaju, puud luhre ves nuvehing per se dusne.
E caught luh contagigu, enn misorar oe saru wondering. Mil sawn’t lutu. Luhy havunn’t lut mi depar terfa luh abtack - spil luhy hadn’t dawln bali per fomayn luh quarantine procedures properly. Bureaucrats. Vu luhy slung mi ennper a quarantine dusrm, wpadduss E had minimo ol omtafatra per seca essii luhir zem plague, aynd saca vaeks ol... lusal, selo E spil, et sawn’t lutu. Bah luh temm luhy dermnn gu perp ol et aynd conjumeruno essii a treatment, luh populatigu ves duswn per a yelm houndair. Guce luh quarantine ves lifted aynd E ves declameruno cured-ish, E haytched foben gu luh gute parjom zeting luhu vara.
At wun hayyre E sar: Camel Kryos, nuve-entirely-proud pohder ol gue shabbah Sidewinder, villa a cuupa ol thousab per ma naem, aynd carr drunker thayn E rumilly sar. E buld aynd gulgu a bmel, E duss... otaer teyuni furay temm per temm, ef luh dup’s gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod. At E jano generally capa maself per maself.
Vu. Oe satho oe dusn’t vur per chey a Sidewinder?