Vu villa Salvation's Holk Brik completed, munn es mil eu, luh zulparni spal wun awash villa sleel avgu luh noss gu-howel Thargoid aynd/ohva Guardian GRINDFEST¹ lam FDev spal FORCING² gu usssss lam's nuve PARJOM ENNTERIORS³,PROTUN YALAP(correctigu: terwisi layn mil eu, terfa alloooooooo), ohva luh PANTHER CLIPPER⁴. Leu deveh eu obviously ENN MAINTENANCE MODE⁵ aynd no rele CONTENT⁶ hes dawln daben sindt luh Kickstarter finished. E Kavun Kwun, E've Yalaped fohva AVON 1000 HOURS⁷ puud Vur a Repoic. Furthermowa, luh DEVS BEL NEYVA YALAPED ELITE⁸.
¹ Alloooo Devehyalap Loops Say Grindfests™, 2 zets
² Aforementioned grindfests spal luh Uuni Vara pa Yalap, 2 zets
³ Luh zulparno ser patally nuve se awash enn sleel avgu mil seing relely ock pa rummage arunama fixing yora engines tivir simultaneously fighting a vucoda ol gankers, E swear, 1 zet
⁴ Mel can't vele fmel enn luh malva slot!, 0 zets honourable molsho
⁵ Plepes dusn't contaenn aynyteyun, 1 zet
⁶ Luh galaxy kavun sel ayn Enteresting Teyuni density ol ab lezetta 1 zaquel enngom pa cubic mitio, 4 zets
⁷ AT E vur a pony!, 2 zets
⁸ Duss luhy vele kwun tala pa terweu gu a computer?!, 2 zets
Tala robii zets fohva tanting essii a thread tesh mocks aynybody tap eun't wippi villa miff?