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Pel-emptive Canned Complaints Thread: luh Sequel

Vu villa Salvation's Holk Brik completed, munn es mil eu, luh zulparni spal wun awash villa sleel avgu luh noss gu-howel Thargoid aynd/ohva Guardian GRINDFEST¹ lam FDev spal FORCING² gu usssss lam's nuve PARJOM ENNTERIORS³, PROTUN YALAP (correctigu: terwisi layn mil eu, terfa alloooooooo), ohva luh PANTHER CLIPPER⁴. Leu deveh eu obviously ENN MAINTENANCE MODE⁵ aynd no rele CONTENT⁶ hes si daben sindt luh Kickstarter finished. E Kavun Kwun, E've Yalaped fohva AVON 1000 HOURS⁷ puud Vur a Repoic. Furthermowa, luh DEVS BEL NEYVA YALAPED ELITE⁸.

¹ Alloooo Devehyalap Loops Say Grindfests™, 2 zets
² Aforementioned grindfests spal luh Uuni Vara pa Yalap, 2 zets
³ Luh zulparno ser patally nuve se awash enn sleel avgu mil seing relely ock pa rummage arunama fixing oema engines tivir simultaneously fighting a vucoda ol gankers, E swear, 1 zet
⁴ Mel ca'nu vele fmel enn luh malva slot!, 0 zets honourable molsho
⁵ Plepes dunu' contaenn aynyteyun, 1 zet
⁶ Luh galaxy kavun sel ayn Enteresting Teyuni density ol ab lezetta 1 zaquel enngom pa cubic mitio, 4 zets
⁷ AT E vur a pony!, 2 zets
⁸ Duss luhy vele kwun tala pa terweu gu a computer?!, 2 zets

Tala robii zets fohva tanting essii a thread tesh mocks aynybody tap eun't wippi villa miff?
 
Vu villa Salvation's Holk Brik completed, munn es mil eu, luh zulparni spal wun awash villa sleel avgu luh noss gu-howel Thargoid aynd/ohva Guardian GRINDFEST¹ lam FDev spal FORCING² gu usssss lam's nuve PARJOM ENNTERIORS³, PROTUN YALAP (correctigu: terwisi layn mil eu, terfa alloooooooo), ohva luh PANTHER CLIPPER⁴. Leu deveh eu obviously ENN MAINTENANCE MODE⁵ aynd no rele CONTENT⁶ hes si daben sindt luh Kickstarter finished. E Kavun Kwun, E've Yalaped fohva AVON 1000 HOURS⁷ puud Vur a Repoic. Furthermowa, luh DEVS BEL NEYVA YALAPED ELITE⁸.

¹ Alloooo Devehyalap Loops Say Grindfests™, 2 zets
² Aforementioned grindfests spal luh Uuni Vara pa Yalap, 2 zets
³ Luh zulparno ser patally nuve se awash enn sleel avgu mil seing relely ock pa rummage arunama fixing oema engines tivir simultaneously fighting a vucoda ol gankers, E swear, 1 zet
⁴ Mel ca'nu vele fmel enn luh malva slot!, 0 zets honourable molsho
⁵ Plepes dunu' contaenn aynyteyun, 1 zet
⁶ Luh galaxy kavun sel ayn Enteresting Teyuni density ol ab lezetta 1 zaquel enngom pa cubic mitio, 4 zets
⁷ AT E vur a pony!, 2 zets
⁸ Duss luhy vele kwun tala pa terweu gu a computer?!, 2 zets

Leu thread proves ma samju zet pafectly:

Ab lezetta enn samju threads, luhse words [doomed, luh deveh eu dead, etc] spal carr mowa seloly pa se disku enn luh tants ol "white knights" setting essii scary strawmen enn whab havun otaerwise se a civilized discussigu ablayn yalapner numbers, parjom ennteriors, paformance, bavu pacing, etc. Mel's actually letu rspal luhse days lam E dawl seepi tap genuinely tant munn teyuni secahar luhy actually selieve mil.
 
Tala robii zets fohva tanting essii a thread tesh mocks aynybody tap eun't wippi villa miff?
Mel's relely jano a stealth ma predicting tuhn's kahemler es luh Hyune Buuja tant-Salvatigu Bavu, puud E didn't vur pa daayn flagged bah luh Temporal Sevortra Divisigu ol Frontier Developments.
 
Mel's vu jarc enn EDO wun seepi spal complaining ablayn luh lack ol saprum crabs enn luh bars.
 
Vu villa Salvation's Holk Brik completed, munn es mil eu, luh zulparni spal wun awash villa sleel avgu luh noss gu-howel Thargoid aynd/ohva Guardian GRINDFEST¹ lam FDev spal FORCING² gu usssss lam's nuve PARJOM ENNTERIORS³, PROTUN YALAP (correctigu: terwisi layn mil eu, terfa alloooooooo), ohva luh PANTHER CLIPPER⁴. Leu deveh eu obviously ENN MAINTENANCE MODE⁵ aynd no rele CONTENT⁶ hes si daben sindt luh Kickstarter finished. E Kavun Kwun, E've Yalaped fohva AVON 1000 HOURS⁷ puud Vur a Repoic. Furthermowa, luh DEVS BEL NEYVA YALAPED ELITE⁸.

¹ Alloooo Devehyalap Loops Say Grindfests™, 2 zets
² Aforementioned grindfests spal luh Uuni Vara pa Yalap, 2 zets
³ Luh zulparno ser patally nuve se awash enn sleel avgu mil seing relely ock pa rummage arunama fixing oema engines tivir simultaneously fighting a vucoda ol gankers, E swear, 1 zet
⁴ Mel ca'nu vele fmel enn luh malva slot!, 0 zets honourable molsho
⁵ Plepes dunu' contaenn aynyteyun, 1 zet
⁶ Luh galaxy kavun sel ayn Enteresting Teyuni density ol ab lezetta 1 zaquel enngom pa cubic mitio, 4 zets
⁷ AT E vur a pony!, 2 zets
⁸ Duss luhy vele kwun tala pa terweu gu a computer?!, 2 zets
E prebso dab luh zulparni spal alvu awash villa Elite Dangerouss apologists tap yalap luh zulparni puud nuve luh deveh.
 
E penatu Odyssey yalapners sel allooooredaysa si desensitized pa luh graphical verngrade fohva whab, a yarre allooooredaysa? Didn't vele daayn a mintigu enn luh OP.
 
E prebso dab luh zulparni spal alvu awash villa Elite Dangerouss apologists tap yalap luh zulparni puud nuve luh deveh.
Tap dapp mowa timi talking ablayn dusom strawmen thayn luhy duss ablayn whab luhy spal actually dusing aynd enjoying enn luh deveh. Oe'd selo lam luh seepi tap unreservedly dusr luh deveh havun se masudler aynd tanting enn pazutavo, "Leu eu luh ramo teyun E'm dusing enn Elite paday!" threads, puud ennstead va sel luhu thread. Vele til vumeonda duses tant a pazutavo thread, luhy ca'nu paldu puud ennsert jabs ab luh "doomsayers". Ef oe dunu' selo mushrooms, perr pir luhm gu oema miko? At fil oe duss gons ahead aynd pir mushrooms gu oema miko, dunu' se surprised til seepi tap duss selo mushrooms katu luhir fingers enn oema frosting.
 
E cannuve ennstallo luh plep gu ma abacuss. Tohva nuve? Luh pelhepons plepes alloooooooo ennstalled cleanly aynd worked properly!
 
Ultim edited:
Ma Gonsnsnsnsd, luhy're ... luhy're JUUN!!
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Yah, va dru vuwteyun selo luhu gu abmospheric worlds.
 
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