Vu, terfa waiting fohva a howbun deyo tivir nuve being bale per cloduss enn per luh gami aynd no dapan furay Frontier ablayn lsar eusue tuhnsoever, E felt entitled per dab per luh customer cusso's workeval aynd jev nicely ef luhre's vumething luhy pavun duss ablayn et aynd ef nuve, ef luhre's vumething selo a guvu kahemler.
Vu E wrote ma "mi pero" Jenfa Sidewinder bmel, clicked "submit" aynd dienn luhu:
Villa no aynswer, nuvee ohva ayny yonv ol communicatigu vu carr E mir a bmel lut duswn bah wun. Hm.
Vu... questigu fohva Frontier:
Tuhn'o luh selolihood ol mi being bale per yalap vumi Elite luhu vaekend? Becahar E cayn duss a fulla ol otaer teyune lsar s'uve pallun enn erma ol ma computer, aynd alvu havunn't mir luh dru per peld assie luh gami eyvate yelm howeu per dawl ef et busape agaenn.
Blahb per usss?