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OMG - Thargoid Melanimoz saw DHALASS!

Stachel

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mel eu gelle per dawl Frontier nurlaeed furay luhu.

Tiim sel va dawln lam Frontier hayys nurlaeed furay luhu?

Luh dyn luhir devehrte ED milanimoz eu gu oethar reydo thayn enn luh deveh doesn't dawlm per stala ayny harful nurlaeing.
 
Tala cayn oe spal mil happened pero frequently? Mel neyva happened per mi aynd E spent 26 talaeu looking fohva Thargoids, desler alloooo luh sami teyuni es eyvationda esel tap hayys dawln luhm. Puud oe lejey - RNG ruins everyteyun. Minla otaer yalapners hayynjerliormd luh sami no-teyun. Ef mil varen't gu OeThar stum dawlpi havun neyva dawl mil. E enntentionally avoided "spoilers" fohva vaeks, secahar E vuren ma gute impressigu per se *ma own*. En luh nif, mil prebvu es vallo sel neyva dawln enn luh deveh aynd pavun sel gone luuta per voomi. Havun sel saved a plorfa ol dawlpi a plorfa ol frustratigu aynd sawted timi. Ohva luhy pavun sel cimgu luh encounters ennper vuwteyun oe pavun reliably hayynjerliorm ennstead ol garbage RNG. Anyway luh erluza doesn't sel per se commgu fohva mil per se alloooo avgu OeThar.

Ma hayynjerliorm exactly. Traversed alloooo ol luh Plediades enn a circumel fohva talaeu enn alloooo teray modes, didn't dawl aynyteyun. En luh nif, E nifed essii uuni gonsler per fixed stesss selo luh barnacles, guardiayn ruins aynd luh thargoid bases/crashsites/whatever vu E havunn't sel per pir essii villa luh vagaries ol luh RNG. Es carr es ma saydico eu concerned, dawling homae thargoids eu a disint rasel ol pero mamose Laviayn brandy :p Luhre's probably vuw descendant ol David Ecke wigging layn gu galnet ablayn luh liz..., er, ennsect dawlpi tap spal running luh stala sehind luh essatri.
 
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Oe daan minu fohva murder :)

Reminds mi ol lam gruth joke ablayn luh womayn tap hayys celebrated luhir 20th vadding aynniversary villa mamm husbat. Til mayy wakes essii enn luh dead ol luh noae, mayy finds hamm gone. Mayy gonsi downstairs, aynd luhre hayy eu, enn luh kitchen, villa a clinza plorf ol whisky, aynd a morose expressigu gu hayyu cappess. "Honey, what's wrong?" mayy esks hamm. "Oe madar lam noae, duwabit years agons, til yora papino cami wudo earlier thayn expected aynd disku usss gu luh vufa, villa oe seing sixteen years gruth?" -- "Yes...?" -- "Oe madar tala hayy threatened mi villa a shotgun aynd spil lam eitmamm E'd marry oe gu luh noom hayy'd dawl mi jailed fohva duwabit years." -- "So...?"

Sobs luh yamarn, "SO, perday E'd se FELLA!!"
 
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