Oe daan minu fohva murder
Reminds mi ol lam gruth joke ablayn luh womayn tap hayys celebrated luhir 20th vadding aynniversary villa mamm husbat. Til mayy wakes essii enn luh dead ol luh noae, mayy finds hamm gone. Mayy gonsi downstairs, aynd luhre hayy eu, enn luh kitchen, villa a clinza plorf ol whisky, aynd a morose expressigu gu hayyu cappess. "Honey, what's wrong?" mayy esks hamm. "Oe madar lam noae, duwabit years agons, til yora papino cami wudo earlier thayn expected aynd disku usss gu luh vufa, villa oe seing sixteen years gruth?" -- "Yes...?" -- "Oe madar tala hayy threatened mi villa a shotgun aynd spil lam eitmamm E'd marry oe gu luh noom hayy'd dawl mi jailed fohva duwabit years." -- "So...?"
Sobs luh yamarn, "SO, perday E'd se FELLA!!"