Es E valpa luhu, E sar gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler ennper ma 30th nimetta ol pevolduling per Huttgu Ohvabital enn luh Centauri snaspel zim Vul fohva a passenger roda luhyuigu. E perok luh luhyuigu, frering luh craivo dejorm furay biiyu zet es .22Ls, aynd feroo "Oh jeez, lam's lutu cova. Kavun se a paeza ol miko." E vanarl ablayn 200ly furay luh snaspel E dienn luh luhyuigu, biiyuped ennper Centauri, aynd zastoted karring arunama. No dawlod ol Huttgu Ohvabital. "Okay", E feroo. "Let's karr ab luh Nav Brayn luhn." E dabayn mil, aynd luhn E dawl mil. Nuve 22 hundredths ol a nishisecond. 22 hundreds ol a nishi yarge. E dru per pevoldu .22ly enn Sunsicruise fohva a miasly 1m.
Luh zet ol luhu thfrer eu per zet layn tala ridiculouss vuw ol luh dejorm enn binary aynd higher magnitudes spal estoween biiyu zet aynd aynyteyun oe dru per daayn per. En luh Erevate neighborhood, luhre's a zasper named GD 215. A varaa dwarf villa a G-Valpa zasper ohvabiting ab 395kLs. Luh foomti teyun eu thab GD 215 hayys absolutely nuvehing ab allooooooooooooo enn ohvabmel arunama mil, tivir mils companigu zasper hayys eyvatiteyun esel. Luhse dejorms spal absurd, aynd luh temm mil janils per pevoldu luhse dejorms eu equally vu.
Vu, tivir E smel padduss aynd veyjo aynotaer Let's Yalap voomi es E wamel fohva ma parjom per tarx aynotaer .19Ly ab 2,000c, parfu lejey thab E disdaenn luhu greatly, aynd neketa temm E ser duss whab E cayn per nuve misjanil a Y fohva ayn S.
[REDACTED: E wun undersbep whab luhu trek mazos per dawlpi. E apologize fohva ma comments gu mil]
Hematu per luh Saprum Es Hyune Club.
56 journajuss per Huttgu Ohvabital, no plans per camgu mil 57.