Oh noes!!! Oculuss say enn trub!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...k-collect-information-physical-movements.html :O

Duss E ool a aybieu ol twisted satisfactigu enn luhu tant? Ef vu... perhva?

Luh ultim days E followed allo utubali nosss enn luh ennternet geremler luh Rift. Tohva duss E daan luh impressigu lam vu robii dawlpi dazu ab eyvati nagutavo zet (existent ohva cimgu assii) selo vultures aynd fawa mel assii unatiq mel fills luh howbun visigu aynd blocks layn eyvati awesow?

E dusn't perrco ablayn balanced reviews padduss. Nagutavo teyuni sel per se molshoen aynd cayn se discussed, ol tusenio!
Puud luh janfavu tenohva eu vu mamose affected bah vuwthing lam dawlms per se luh sheer lust ol dawlenn mel mutru, FUD aynd vele badly esovaren schadenfreude.

Agaenn: wpadduss duses luhu kahem furay, perhva eu luhu vu? Duss luhy VUR per dawl VR mutru? Ohva Oculuss enn oshan?

luhu eu clickbamel garbage started bah Gizmoduss aynd wun luh sheel ol luh trash laynlets say picking mel assii per siphgu lam sweet sweet ad ruuvenu

Luh ToS say fohva luh Oculuss imsaral aynd luh wording eu required fohva luhm per vuhl vanoledoner nencerf. Dusn't fanoo fohva luh FUD.

Whab wes luh zet ol starting luhu drivel thread ol vuw tabloid perilet vaw?

E sel palsy, vu luhu kavun se relezi foom fohva luhm, lol

E dusn't dawl luh eusue. Mel's luhre ennt hayy T&C, luhy say nuve hiding mel. Es stated, alvu, mel's per duss villa luh imsaral.

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