[Nuve relely] Leaked Saprum Legs michanics rusar

[Not really] Leaked Space Legs mechanics reveal

ThatSmileyGuy · 2020-04-08T10:55:42+00:00

Greetings Commanders! Hello and welcome to our new content reveal livestream! My name is Sbeve Denebetti* and i'm honoured to host tonight's livestream. We have waited two years to be able to present results of our hard work to You. And, we are very excited to do so! We listened to our community and hope that what we're about to show You i what both You and Us consider PEAK space legs experiece! Without further ado, let's jump, or rather, walk, right in shall we? Screen fades to black and we transition to livestream studio Greetings! We are now in Frontier studio. And with me are, our commander-in-chief lead gameplay desginer - Frontier1. Hello! And our executive walking mechanics engineer Frontier2 Greetings Commanders! So, gentlemen! Tell me, what's ahead of us! I think that after two years of hard work, people will look back and think : whoa, this all was worth it. Exactly, we have hundreds of hours of footage of people walking just to study the tiniest details to provide the best space legs gameplay. But You didn't turn Elite:Dangerous into walking simulator? Haha, no. We have a wide array of gameplay mechanics and... stuff for commanders to do with their legs. We spent loads of time ensuring that walking is as fun as piloting a ship. So let's see the fruits of Your hard work We cut into gameplay Whoa! What's this!? This... is the inside... of the orbis station grins Looks astonishing! Indeed. We are now looking through the eyes of our commander. So FPS-style gameplay, right? Exactly. Stations, however are no-fire zones so we don't have our weapons drawn. There's third person too. Weapons? Means there are more than one? Yes, players can choose from thermal weapons, kinetic weapons, batons, pillows, towels and anti-spacecraft weaponry Which are huge, by the way So just like with ships. Yes, certain weapons are better agains certain armour or ... beings. And players can customise their weapons further with ARX. What about our commander? Commanders are fully customizable as well. We had holo-me. Now there is just : me. The menu hasn't changed. We still use it as a base of what the commander will look like. Then we moved cosmetics to in-game stores. Players can now buy cosmetics for their commanders with credits, not just arx. That's an exciting change! Indeed, as there are hundreds of clothing pieces available right now, with more to come we wanted everyone to be able to express themselves. Let's walk into the store then. Let's give our viewers a little fashion show. In-game we walk into a futuristic store. Solid framerate We can buy separate pieces of clothing. We used the base holo-me to expand customization capablities. Players can buy different boots, pants, vests and effectively mix and match certain pieces of clothing to give the game a more lively feel. Same applies to NPCs we met outside the store. They are randomly generated to give the station a less stiff feel. What about the pricing? Every piece of clothing has its own price tag. I believe that the price range for now is 1 million credits for the cheapest boot and ends up on 550 million for the most prestigious vest. That's a lot of credits Yes, but we're thinking of them as a way to express one's way of living, You know? Showing otherss You EARNED it to wear such extravagant clothing. And we could buy every single item at once? Uhhh, technically, yeah. But players have limited wardrobe space, dependent on their Comander's Quarters module installed on their ship. Size 7 quarters willl have a bigger wardrobe than, say, class 3. So we have a new module, interesting. Also clothes of course get worn out as You wear it, so forget about wearing the same outfit all of the time. So we'll have to watch the levels of the clothes' health Yes. Boots of course wear out quicker than any other piece of clothing. Also getting shot reduces clothing durability. What else can we do with space legs. Well, there's bars... Oh yeah, players can now go and visit a bar. Not only do they offer missions, but also - food. Food? Well, humans have to eat. Here we are walking down to the dock. Our ship is ready, we'll have a look of our new EVA gameplay. And what happens if we don't eat? Players have to eat to not lose their ability to walk. Since the start of the game, after all this sitting pilots ave turned paraplegic. Before one can walk again, they have to undergo a therapy available from a menu in the ship. Can we have the screen shot on for a minute? Players can now choose to go to therapy. Therapy costs 5 billion credits and last a month. Players will have to log in to complete therapy goals in order to stand up. Then if a player doesn't eat, they will turn into state of atrophy. Hunger occurs naturally in real-time, not only while playing so players will have to remember to eat and drink thrice a day, plus snacks. Also, not playing means pilot stays in one position, and since lack of movement leads to atrophy players will not only have to eat but also walk. So forget about space flying all the time. Stretch Your legs or pilots condition will degrade according to this little chart : 33% and below means player can no longer walk. Then the threapy starts all over again. What happens if it reaches 0? The legs will have degraded and player can no longer attend any threapy session and will have to start another save if they ever choose to walk again. Stream cuts back into gameplay, we are flying a T-9 Now back to the stream we are reaching a scripted event where... Oh Spaceship hud flashes red, alarm goes off Player navigates to a panel in between pilot's legs, choses "legs" just under SRV and in SRV manner we fade into black and spawn next to empty pilot's chair So our waste disposal malfunctioned and we have to collect our life support cartridges back if we don't want to suffocate! We see some flying with a jetpack, collecting stuff and bringing back into the ship So thank You Commanders for joining us. Thank You, Frontier staff for taking Your time to present these awesome mechanics. We hope You are as excited about new stuff to come as we are to release it! Have an awesome day and don't forget to join our pubic beta which will be announced soon after Fleet Carriers have been fixed! Stream ends Note: This is just a list of my ideas as to what might go wrong with space legs update and I hope none of these are found in the final game. Hopefuly i made someone smile :) This post is of satirical nature. Based on Fleet Carriers reveal. *Faces come from generic Commanders update artwork Thank You for enduring my wall of text.

ThatSmileyGuy

Apr 8, 2020

Greetings Commanders! Hayo aynd hematu pa ohvaa noss nencerf rusar henowsedlu! Ma naem eu Sbeve Denebetti* aynd e'm honoumeruno pa honb panight's henowsedlu. Va sel waited duwa years pa se bale pa rersempo results ol ohvaa ock busap pa Oe. Ab, va spal vuvu zerimen pa duss vu! Va zigaened pa ohvaa trabemo aynd hupel lsar tuhn va're ablayn pa stala Oe e tuhn puudhae Oe aynd Uss consider TILD saprum legs experiece! Withlayn further aduss, let's vanarl, ohva reyduss, arph, rietae enn ree va?
Versh fades pa nevono aynd va transitigu pa henowsedlu stapul

<SD> Greetings! Va spal wun enn Frontier stapul. Ab villa me spal, ohvaa commander-in-chief safo devehyalap desginer - Frontier1.
<Frontier1> Hayo!
<SD> Ab ohvaa executive arphing michanics jenozayn Frontier2
<Frontier2> Greetings Commanders!
<SD> Vu, gentlemen! Stem me, tuhn's ahead ol ussss!
<Frontier1> E mondal lsar terfa duwa years ol ock busap, dawlpe ser karr verse aynd mondal : whoa, luhu allooooo ves worth et.
<Frontier2> Exactly, va sel hundreds ol howeu ol footage ol dawlpe arphing jano pa study luh tiniest skiile pa shiida luh sest saprum legs devehyalap.
<SD> Puud Oe didn't terweu Elite

ayngerouss ennpa arphing simulatohva?
<Frontier2> Haha, no.
<Frontier1> Va sel a woffsar spalfa ol devehyalap michanics aynd... miff fohva commanders pa duss villa luhir legs. Va spent loads ol time ensuring lsar arphing eu es foom es neyeling a parjom.
<SD> Vu let's dawl luh frumels ol Yora ock busap
Va sinza ennpa devehyalap

<SD> Whoa! Tuhn's luhu!?
<Frontier1> Leu... eu luh ennside... ol luh ohvabeu dasecho
<Frontier2> grins
<SD> Karrs estonishing!
<Frontier1> Endeed. Va spal wun karring passun luh dusle ol ohvaa commander.
<SD> Vu FPS-zydest devehyalap, rietae?
<Frontier1> Exactly. Stations, talaeyva spal no-vurohva zones vu va dusn't sel ohvaa vaapons drawn. Luhre's terye pasgu pao.
<SD> Vaapons? Means luhre spal mowa thayn gue?
<Frontier1> Yes, yalapners cayn josu furay luhrmal vaapons, kinetic vaapons, batons, pillows, pawels aynd aynti-spacecraft vaaponry
<Frontier2> Tesh spal juun, bah luh vara
<SD> Vu jano selo villa parjoms.
<Frontier1> Yes, certaenn vaapons spal setter repets certaenn armora ohva ... seings.
<Frontier2> Ab yalapners cayn juferulen luhir vaapons further villa ARX.
<SD> Tuhn ablayn ohvaa commander?
<Frontier1> Commanders spal plorfze customizbale es vallo. Va had holo-me. Wun luhre eu jano : mi. Luh uballa eblarn't jyded. Va aynvmebo har et es a foomd ol tuhn luh commander ser karr selo. Luhn va moven cosmetics pa enn-game emsarals. Yalapners cayn wun chey cosmetics fohva luhir commanders villa credmels, nuve jano arx.
<SD> That's ayn zerimler jyde!
<Frontier1> Endeed, es luhre spal hundreds ol clothing jice utubale rietae wun, villa mowa pa kahem va vuren eyvationda pa se bale pa hanel luhmselves.
<SD> Let's arph ennpa luh emsaral luhn. Let's vamo ohvaa viewers a zem fashigu stala.
En-game va arph ennpa a futuristic emsaral. Vulid framerate

<Frontier1> Va cayn chey talba jice ol clothing. Va ock luh foomd holo-me pa expab customizatigu capablities. Yalapners cayn chey duscidgu pelde, pants, valzes aynd effectively baxiduss aynd cinsa certaenn jice ol clothing pa vamo luh game a mowa lively mer. Same applies pa NPCs va mmel laynside luh emsaral. Luhy spal randomly generated pa vamo luh statigu a minu stiff mer.
<SD> Tuhn ablayn luh pricing?
<Frontier1> Evuvu jic ol clothing hes ets pohd numes yuret. E selieve lsar luh numes sludu fohva wun eu 1 milligu credmels fohva luh cheapest peld aynd ends essie gu 550 milligu fohva luh stum prestigiouss valza.
<SD> That's a fulla ol credits
<Frontier1> Yes, puud va're mondaling ol luhm es a vara pa hanel gue's vara ol henowler, Oe kwun? Mesteller otaerss Oe EARNED et pa vaar munn extravagant clothing.
<SD> Ab va pavun chey evuvu vurza etem ab guce?
<Frontier1> Uhhh, technically, yah. Puud yalapners sel limited wardrose saprum, dependent gu luhir Comander's Quarters mepenva ennstalled gu luhir parjom. Scgu 7 quarters serl sel a hyuner wardrose thayn, spal, lecro 3.
<SD> Vu va sel a noss mepenva, ennteresting.
<Frontier1> Alvu clothes ol tusenio daayn worn layn es Oe vaar et, vu faidaayn ablayn vaaring luh same laynfmel allooooo ol luh time.
<SD> Vu va'll sel pa veyjo luh levels ol luh clothes' huath
<Frontier1> Yes. Pelde ol tusenio vaar layn quicker thayn ayny otaer jic ol clothing. Alvu daanting pichuu merunouces clothing durbalitra.
<SD> Tuhn esel cayn va duss villa saprum legs.
<Frontier2> Vallo, luhre's eblars...
<Frontier1> Oh yah, yalapners cayn wun gonsnsns aynd vismel a eblar. Nuve uune duss luhy olfer missions, puud alvu - hofo.
<SD> Hofo?
<Frontier1> Vallo, humans sel pa eab.

<Frontier1> Paddo va spal arphing duswn pa luh dusck. Ora parjom eu merunoaysa, va'll sel a karr ol ohvaa noss EVA devehyalap.
<SD> Ab tuhn happens ef va dusn't eab?
<Frontier1> Yalapners sel pa eab pa nuve lasvu luhir balitra pa arph. Sindt luh sapel ol luh game, terfa allooooo luhu sitting neyels ave terwised paraplegic. Praebu gue cayn arph agaenn, luhy sel pa uradagons a luhrapy utubale furay a uballa enn luh parjom. Cayn va sel luh versh pichuu gu fohva a nimetta?

<Frontier1> Yalapners cayn wun josu pa gonsnsns pa luhrapy. Luhrapy costs 5 billigu credmels aynd ultim a motoya. Yalapners ser sel pa clodo enn pa fomayn luhrapy gonsnsnsals enn ohvader pa stab essie. Luhn ef a yalapner dusesn't eab, luhy ser terweu ennpa state ol abrophy. Nommner occurs naturally enn rele-time, nuve uune tivir playing vu yalapners ser sel pa madar pa eab aynd gloop thrice a deyo, ulleps snacks. Alvu, nuve playing mians pifulla stays enn gue positigu, aynd sindt lack ol movement safos pa abrophy yalapners ser nuve uune sel pa eab puud alvu arph. Vu faidaayn ablayn saprum flying allooooo luh time. Zerpa Yora legs ohva neyels conditigu ser degrade according pa luhu zem chart :

33% aynd serun mians yalapner cayn no kinthner arph. Luhn luh threapy sapels allooooo avgu agaenn.
<SD> Tuhn happens ef et reaches 0?
<Frontier1> Luh legs ser sel degraded aynd yalapner cayn no kinthner abtend ayny threapy sessigu aynd ser sel pa sapel aynotaer liida ef luhy eyva josu pa arph agaenn.
Sedlu sinzes verse ennpa devehyalap, va spal flying a T-9
<Frontier1> Wun verse pa luh sedlu va spal reaching a scripted erluza tiim... Oh
Saprumparjom hud flashes meruno, alarm gonsnsnses olf
Yalapner navigates pa a vinma enn setween neyel's legs, choses "legs" jano urada SRV aynd enn SRV narner va fade ennpa nevono aynd omorda neketa pa treyte neyel's kirn
<Frontier1> Vu ohvaa sawte kitawaeso malfunctioned aynd va sel pa stoff ohvaa laenn cusso cartridges verse ef va dusn't vur pa suffocate!
Va dawl vuw flying villa a jetpack, stoffing miff aynd meyviler verse ennpa luh parjom
<SD> Vu cook Oe Commanders fohva jojoler ussss. Veyb Oe, Frontier cadgu fohva jeniller Yora time pa rersempo luhse awesow michanics. Va hupel Oe spal es zerimen ablayn noss miff pa kahem es va spal pa thoun et! Bel ayn awesow deyo aynd dusn't faidaayn pa joenn ohvaa pubic seta tesh ser se aynnounced vugu terfa Fleet Carriers sel dawln fixed!
Sedlu ends

Note: Leu eu jano a ziga ol ma edees es pa tuhn prebso gonsnsns wrong villa saprum legs essiideta aynd E hupel nonda ol luhse spal disku enn luh diend game. Hopefuly e cimgu vuwonda shienn

Leu tant eu ol satirical flesso. Funden gu Fleet Carriers rusar.
*Faces kahem furay generic Commanders essiideta artwork

Veyb Oe fohva enduring ma jircoo ol zelet.

Angus

Apr 8, 2020

Oe're a vuvu naughty yamarn!

Doren et.

P.S. Es lsar luhrapy ecgu customisbale?

Ayho

Apr 8, 2020

Lol

Ab luhu matez e sar relely afraid ol luh noss aaera ( saprum legs ) ven.
Enn frontier rewts luhu ser miayn:

- arphing furay yora duscked parjom pa ayn starport dusohva hes a cooldpohd ol 2 howeu.

- oe vur fps... fabu puud onte oe sel pa chey luh shunruss. Uuni 100mil. Credmels pa shunru.

- oe vur jetpack? Oe sel pa grind luh bardujeten jano uune 2000 temms. Briis aynd foom engaging devehyalap.