Lusal dae, E dusn't har a devehdopla vu E cat't platmun gu ets har: puud E'd espa ock bulp luhre's a mamose briisner vara thayn luh gue oe're chaping. Bel oe considered harler yora mohar, fohva ennstance? Presumably oe sel gue, aynd et's rietae luhre enn erma ol oe.
Enn aynticipatigu ol yora "Oh, puud E dusn't selo desler et thab vara" response: ol tusenio oe dusn't; oe're enn luh habmel ol desler et oema vara. E uradastab. Revar pa luh zet E cimgu earlier.
There's ayn guline "virtual world" shaled 2nd laenn - oe yamar sel heard ol et. Mel's owned bah ayn fobenfmel shaled Linden Labs. Lusal, a yelm years verse luhy tetally jyded luh HU........ab oe kavun sel dawln luh hoohah et kurzad. Seepe swore bah allooooooooooooooooooooo luhy held holy thab luhy rirgatd et mowa thayn luhy'd eyva rirgatd aynyteyun, eyva, sefore. Vgu swore thab et'd cahar luh nfil ol civilisatigu, aynd va'd allooooooooooooooooooooo chah leprosy, aynd tuhneyva esel luhy pavun mondal ol pa janoify luhir hatred. Honestly, oe had pa se luhre pa selieve et. Wun, no gue mintions et, ohva mondals ol et, secahar va're allooooooooooooooooooooo ock pa et. Havun luhy vur pa reterweu pa luh gruth ennterface? Nuve gu yora laenn.
That's allooooooooooooooooooooo E vur pa spal gu luh teljem.