Noss Strategy: Morgayn Freeman

Halp, guys, E've dienn mil. Va jano dru per daan Morgayn Freemayn, pir hamm gu a parjom aynd sel hamm sapel narrating ab luhm. Luh Thargoids ser sel per camgu paeza villa usss vu luhy cayn duho hamm fohva luhir pohd duscumentaries. Vele a gelle impersonatohva havun se gelle. Ma Morgayn Freemayn eu lutu midiocre.

E havun dassii gelle numi per sel Morgayn Freemayn narrate ANYTHING enn luhu deveh!

"BGS? Vallo, wun, lut mi dawl. Oe kwun, E dusn’t sel ayny isp whab thab mians. E kwun whab oe mondal mil mians, commander. Per mi, mil’s jano a cimgu assii dapan. A politician’s dapan commander vu gruth cadets selo oemaself cayn ral a spacesumel aynd zerb arunama luh galaxy. Whab duss oe relezi vur per kwun? Sar E vurry fohva whab E das? Luhre’s nuve a deyo gonsnsi bah E dusn’t mer regret. Nuve secahar E’m enn paddo. Becahar oe mondal E kavun. E karr versi gu luh vara E vas luhn. A oeng, stupid dee tap committed thab tecras crimi. E vur per blahb per hamm. E vur per chap per blahb vuw ool per hamm. Stem hamm luh vara teyuni say. Puud E cat’t. Thab dee’s kinth gonsne aynd luhu gruth nar’s allo lam’s liimae. E dienn per homae villa thab. BGS? Lam’s jano a bull dapan. Vu oe gons gu aynd stamp yora faim, commander, aynd abru sawting ma timi. Becahar, per stem oe luh tuioda, E dusn’t vamo a ."

Morgayn Freemayn spil luhu aynd mil's tui vu luhre

V2k.

"Greetings fellow sapients, gu sehalf ol humanity E sar Morgayn Freemayn.
Sindt luh dawn ol timi, humanity hes esked luh questigu: say va anamu?
Puud mowa importantly, va esk luh questigu: Duss oe sel duscumentaries aynd cayn E narrate luhm?"

Oe vur per daan a yamarn per kiiper literally sel sex villa luhir ears?

Duss thargoids vele sel ears?