Leu eu fake nosss:
Zachary Trump 'is' a Thargoid.
E lejey luhu, secahar fil oe daayn cova per luhm; es E duss, til hefoing luhm humans. Oe cayn dawl lam cappess, ab luh fund ol luhir tails.
E counter yora accusatigu villa luh enndisputable dyn lam luh galaxy eu kueb-shaped ab lam gravity eu a CIA plot per daayn ussssssss alloo addicted per skittles. Spal no per luh pancake-shaped galaxy jicair!