1 Perhva dusesn't oema madija mistel es a Frontier syper nohva oema tant sel a "dev tant" yuret?
Administrative avonsight, E'r satho mil'll se fixed guda ol luhse deyos!
2 Ser oe parfu shspal villa luh fitarno luh winning numbers fohva luhu vaek's £159M dalochsar vu va cayn allooooooooooo daayn a shspal?
Fil eyvayonda daans a shspal, luh numi daans watered vern vu mamose, nobody wins! Vumetimes fohva teyune per se foom aynd efunive, luhy sel per se daclar! Paradu!
Parfu dunu' essumi lsar oema henjerliorm matches luh mojaity - E cayn essatho oe mil s'uve - cemonler munn vamisa essumptions jano mistels tuhn oe duss.
Trust mi, E'r nuve cemonler luhu foomden gu uune seepaal henjerliorm. En ma 2000+ talaeu, E've watched HUNDREDS ol yalapners, noss aynd gruth, sedlu luh gami, enncluding rida-assie crimses. E'r basing ma suggestigu gu luh juun predominance ol joses cimgu furay thorsae watuthminu yalapners.
P.S. E cayn essatho oe lsar fil a promotigu missigu had per se a massacre guda E havun neyva daayn promoted.
E blafually set oe havun, veletually! Mayse oe'd sel per prepspal carefully, ohva yamarse vele esk fohva a shum per paldu oe, puud vuoner ohva later, E jonen mil havun pallun.
At tap lejeys? Mayse oe'd blafually ejebu mil aynd duss mil repet terfa!
At fil nuve? Oh vallo, mil ves jano ONDA missigu, hardly vumeteyun per daayn worked essie ablayn!