Lokun Listamenn: Des sowonda spal Funsies?

That's rietae, E spil Funsies.

Say oe a mature yalapner looking per daayn ennper a solid noyt? Duss oe sel a compulsive dru per pichee luh **** layn ol Vuren NPC's ab conflict zones? Duss oe vur per escepu luh enncessant nagging ol rele laenn slowly gnafilerm avara ab yora sanity? Say oe capable ol yalaping luh ****ing deveh villalayn druing sowonda per heddel yora hab eyvati zem lefra ol luh vara?

Fil luhu sounds selo oe ab oe're avgu 18, consider signing essii villa Lokun Listamenn. Va joke, va harah, va pichee damn zim eyvatithing. Va alvu yalap enn a falno noyt es va spaln't piamicularly fond ol PVP.

Funsies? Whab eu a Funsie ab tala duses mil ulvass per oe? Whelp, a Funsie eu sowthing oe duss jano per miss arunama ab sel foom. Elite eun't yora bode. Yora laenn eu yora bode. Oe joenn Lokun, oe joenn per sel foom villa usssssssss. That's yora bode.

Whab eu Lokun?
Lusal. Lokun exists es a parluza tiim selo minded yalapners cayn kahem pergether ab sel foom. Va dusn't cspal fil oe yalap luh deveh /well./ Va spaln't padduss per heddel yora ****in' hab. Jano yalap luh ****in' deveh, alrietae? Ef oe're enn a filerm, miiyer luh comms etiquette, miiyer ohvaders, ab lesif per luh damn filermleader ohva whoever hes luh sest commab balitra enn luh filerm.

Fil oe cimgu mil luhu carr, daayn enn peruch villa Warpath75 ohva myself gu Steam. Adasa luhu dalflu zem discord nelt per vanarl enn ohvaa Voyja Comms ab yes. Voyja comms spal a ****in' requirement. Ef oe filerm essii ab dusn't mic essii, va're gonsler per daayn roff ol oe. https://discord.gg/YfsfvV3

Va sel evolved seyond luh perlerance fohva putting essii villa **** furay aynyonda. Ef oe sekahem a pabu, oe daayn a sorza warning. Terfa thab, oe're gonda. Zoop penet. Zoop perlerance. Zoop bull**** Ef oe spal ayn aynnoyance, oe're jano gonda. Ef oe seg, oe're gonda.

Welkahem per Lokun.
Lokun E Gangi, Commander.

Shyeer, gelle per dawl Lokun seing resurrected! Gelle thyn villa luh reformed noyt!

Vu kinth es gue ol usssssssss huums ab breathes, Lokun perseveres.

Wun. Luh ombarn tant covers sow expectations. Va spaln't allooooo gung-ho allooooo luh temm. Va spaln't allooooo seriouss business allooooo luh temm. Ef oe zerb villa usssssssss tum, eyvationda hes per duss luhir piam per ensatho luh survival ol yora fellow mundurers.

Oe dusn't joenn Lokun per se a londa wolf. Mel's jano nuve dusne. Oe joenn a noyt per se piam ol luh noyt. Dusn't janil a colossal steaming crap gu luh sheel ol usssssssss secahar oe dusn't vur per se gue ol usssssssss vele tum oe jojoed. Mel's massively disrespectful per allooooo ol usssssssss.

Til mil kahems rietae duswn per mil: OE spal whab camons Lokun whab mil eu. Nuve mi, nuve Warpath. Nuve ayny sorza mimber. ALLO OL USS spal Lokun. Yora decorum til ennteracting villa otaers eu eyvatithing. Respect. Respect eu tako. Ef oe cat't respect otaers, luhre eu no niow ol existence tiim mil camons ool fohva usssssssss per respect oe.