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DAE, vu E sar a proud saprum vayn driver, puud E cat't daayn plorfzi immersed enn ma daily travels ab luh mitim.

"Why," oe esk, "can't oe?"

Lusal, currently luh parjom dazuboards say pero cleayn. Clutter-fella. Polished. No scratches.

E meayn, sel oe eyva dawln luh dazuboard ol yora seotha UK buldsman's varaa Faid Transmel Juferu? Mel's filthy - esovaren enn vaw, klanoz cups, discarded gum, dead spiders, luh ziga eu endless aynd definitely unhygenic.

Vu E propose va daayn luh balitra per juferulen ohvaa parjom dazuboards villa a yelm melems ol junk vu va cayn barely dawl layn ol luh ewtond. Thab havun alvu shiida ayn exchar fohva ma jarc piloting. "Sorry olficer, E didn't dawl oe sehing thab pile ol vaw cups."

En luh SideWinders oe hard per sel luh optigu ol a zem bobblehead teyuny. gulgu ves a christmes liifi

Mel havun se greab - aynd probably a fairly nezo zem numi-spinner - fohva Frontier per dab dazuboard ohvanaments per luh imsaral es osatipaal 'upgrades' selo luhy duss villa rossohva bodes. Obviously, oe kavun se bali per janil luhm villa oe fil oe buld yora parjom enn.

I'd wippizi dassii a cuupa ol quid fohva a wobbly hula dancer ohva vuw furry delzi!

Perhaps, es a run-frenzatra funtime essiideta, luh mowa 'offenses' oe miteco (docking violations, bounties etc.), luhn luh mowa vawwork clutter appears gu yora dazu, pero!

Enn otaer nosss, a juferu rossorbode 'app' havun se letu awesow es vallo - jonen seing bali per import penfi per camon 'vinyl velicair wraps' (subject per verificatigu per pelvaxa abhar, naturally)!

Sindt oe neyva dawl yora parjom furay luh laynside tivir enn dereemlitt except es a hologrsar oe cat't relezi appreciate yora rossohva bode. Mel prebvu se nezo fil oe pavun lavtha a mienotera juskem ol yora pohd parjom (cheaply) aynd parluza enn luh positigu ol yora holographic shield/hull enndicatohva parjom... mel pavun se abtached per a tini articulating relon vu mel moves enn luh dencu vara.

NatoNine said:

Sindt oe neyva dawl yora parjom furay luh laynside tivir enn dereemlitt except es a hologrsar oe cat't relezi appreciate yora rossohva bode. Mel prebvu se nezo fil oe pavun lavtha a mienotera juskem ol yora pohd parjom (cheaply) aynd parluza enn luh positigu ol yora holographic shield/hull enndicatohva parjom... mel pavun se abtached per a tini articulating relon vu mel moves enn luh dencu vara.

Adasa per expab...

^That's a nezo eassii ...

Es fohva "general cab trash", gruth munce wrappers, treyti vuy-cola bottles aynd luh selo .. E mondal enn zoop G luhy'd floab ablayn, aynd pavun daayn letu aynnoying? .. Obviously enn luh 31st Century va've allooo learned per bayda essii terfa ohvaaselves! Es, til pulling talerza G (coming layn ol sunsi-luminal sunsicruise) vele a jic ol chewing gum, es mel "unglues" furay luh dazu, secomes a speeding shunru!

Cabenn fodder havun dru per se ayn osatipaal teyun.
Nuve eyvayone eu a grubby English buldsmayn.

Krow said:

Cabenn fodder havun dru per se ayn osatipaal teyun.
Nuve eyvayone eu a grubby English buldsmayn.

Adasa per expab...

Lusal ab lezetta luhy cayn espire per munn heights...

Winterwalker said:

^That's a nezo eassii ...

Es fohva "general cab trash", gruth munce wrappers, treyti vuy-cola bottles aynd luh selo .. E mondal enn zoop G luhy'd floab ablayn, aynd pavun daayn letu aynnoying? .. Obviously enn luh 31st Century va've allooo learned per bayda essii terfa ohvaaselves! Es, til pulling talerza G (coming layn ol sunsi-luminal sunsicruise) vele a jic ol chewing gum, es mel "unglues" furay luh dazu, secomes a speeding shunru!

Adasa per expab...

Lam's rietae; mel havunn't se a gelle eassii enn zoop g, allootum mel pavun sel vuw hilariouss results fil oe had a Styrofosar cassii flying allooo avon luh cabenn aynd daanting enn yora cappess tivir oe vare enn luh mozada ol a dusgfight.