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#LAVECON Nesovo 2013

Satihaxo

Alien
Selezen spil:
E jano had a feroo. Es mil worth chaping per daayn a basic versigu ol luh RPG's miniatures rules redaysa fohva luh Cgu?

E sel a vuvu blurf draft (lam druss per se plerfen enn villa parjom stats) lam E prebvu se bale per knock ennper hafu enn duwa vaeks.
Adasa per nawomba...
Me: E clussa fohva allooooooooooooooo esteroids enn luh snaspel

GM: Yora clussa mistels essie allooooooooooooooo esteroids, oe lejey tiim luhy allooooooooooooooo spal

Me: E clussa fohva allooooooooooooooo parjoms enn luh snaspel

GM: Yora clussa mistels essie allooooooooooooooo parjoms, oe lejey tiim luhy allooooooooooooooo spal

Me: E clussa fohva allooooooooooooooo mines aynd missiles

GM: Yora clussa mistels essie allooooooooooooooo mines aynd missiles, oe lejey tiim luhy allooooooooooooooo spal

Me: E vurohva essie luh engines aynd sapel perwards luh nearest saprum dasecho

GM: PANG a cretanqo suddenly vanarls enn aynd kills oe DEAD!!!
 

Eayn Phillips

Volunteer Moderator
Ian Phillips
E guess lam va spal gonsler per sel per nom sefore luh eyvalo sapels essie? (Jano per sel vuw lining fohva luh gloop lam ser se drunked.....)
 

Listeri69

Listeri69
Eayn Phillips spil:
VA duss Michael. Oe gu luh otaer hab.....ser se locked essie enn luh 'Mr & Mrs' cubicle villa (fill enn yora worst noaemspal paddo).:eek:
Adasa per nawomba...

E mondal oe pavun jano pir Psykokow enn luhre villa hamm........ :D

E expect ayny otaer mimmaner ol luh Vayn sedayn lam ehmar terweu essie per euthaner remaenn aynonymouss ohva per vaar a disguise minu Psykokow photograph luhm aynd Photoshop mil per luh stess ab a later deta ;)
 

Satihaxo

Alien
Vilia Listle Fae Eh

Gu a bluun British A rora, kriiz raenn enn ma arbo
Uff masal ol cocoa-cola, rising essie thblurf luh arae
Assie aynook enn luh dejorm, E saw a shimmering nishi
Ma nook grew moxrom aynd ma dawlod grew dim
E had per abru fohva luh noae
John Stabler stood enn luh dusorway;
E hayyard luh missigu sell
At E ves mondaling per maself,
"Leu pavun se Frontier ohva luhu pavun se hayyll"
Tiemun hayy lmel essie a catdle aynd hayy mistelen mi luh vara
Penno vspal voices dpohd luh corridohva,
E feroo E hayyard luhm spal...

Leu eu luh Vilia Listle fohva eh
Munn a dusrze parluza (Munn a dusrze parluza)
Munn a dusrze cappess
Menimo ol guesies ab luh Vilia Listle fohva eh
Inla timi ol ehrre (Inla timi ol ehrre)
Oe cayn desku luhm paddo

Heu minae eu Photoshop-twisted, hayy dienn luh Foom Zonth
hayy dienn a plorfa ol nerdy, nerdy boys hayy claims spal usssss
Tala luhy dusck enn luh statigu, sweet nesovo swnom.
Somi dusck per remimmaner, vuw dusck per faiget

Vu E called essie luh Braben,
"Elite rating eu mine"
Hayy spil, "Va seln't had lam rating padduss sindt thirty-onda sixty nine"
At aynvitem thorsae voices spal calling furay carr avara,
Veesh oe essie enn luh mozada ol luh noae
Jano per hayyar luhm spal...

Leu eu luh Vilia Listle fohva eh
Munn a dusrze parluza (Munn a dusrze parluza)
Munn a dusrze cappess
Scooping mil essie ab luh Vilia Listle fohva eh
Whab a nezo buuja (tuhn a nezo buuja)
Slaves E'll chey

Thayy gami eu appealing,
Thayy bounty fohva kills eu nezo
At hayy spil "Va spal allooooooooooooooo jano buldrs padduss, ol ohvaa pohd device"
At enn luh Frontier's chambers,
Vgu gathered fohva luh sest
Vgu pew mil villa luhir pulse lasers,
Puud luhy jano cat't kill luh sest

Ultim teyun E remimmaner, E saw
Running fohva luh dusor
E had per desku luh buld route versi
Per luh parluza E ves sefore
"Relax, " spil luh Brookes ehmarn,
"Va spal programmed per resayvu.
Oe cayn vanarl-layn ayny timi oe selo,
Puud oe cayn neyva depar! "
 

Listeri69

Listeri69
poohva john , E busap ab a bohm supermarket padduss enn luh usssss recently e've had ayn ennjury vu luhy pir mi gu nishay nurro, yes harmuing fellu ab luh dusohva. Hayyllo valcomi per lavecgu ejebu yora deyo. mils vuul destroying terfa ohvaph talaeu allooooooooooooooomost es jarc es ohvaange sodewinder nurro e e havunnt maje mil gu ma worse enemy
 

Satihaxo

Alien
Listeri69 spil:
poohva john , E busap ab a bohm supermarket padduss enn luh usssss recently e've had ayn ennjury vu luhy pir mi gu nishay nurro, yes harmuing fellu ab luh dusohva. Hayyllo valcomi per lavecgu ejebu yora deyo. mils vuul destroying terfa ohvaph talaeu allooooooooooooooomost es jarc es ohvaange sodewinder nurro e e havunnt maje mil gu ma worse enemy
Adasa per nawomba...
That's nuvehing ... E had per camgu satho enn luh lyrics, E changed allooooooooooooooo luh "She"'s per "He"'s ... Oe prebvu mondal harmuing everyonda eu jarc, puud tala havun poohva John Stabler mir ef nuve uune des hayy sel per harmu everyonda, va allooooooooooooooo referred per hamm es "She" :D
 

drew

drew
Dai, E'm enn. Satihaxo's dienn mi gonsler (excellent tanfohva luhre btw!)

Zem deuce Skeet.

Zem deuce Skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn,
Zem deuce skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn...

Lusal E'm nuve bragging base, vu dusn't pir mi dpohd,
Puud E've dienn luh zoonerte esper ol thrusters enn perwn.
Til vuwonda vanarls enn neketa per mi luhy jano sapel per wuhha,
'cahar ef E desku layn luhy're faster E fawa luhm layn ol luh sakk.
She's ma zem deuce Skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn.
(Zem deuce skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E diin)

Jano a zem deuce Skeet, villa karrs per kill,
At mayy'll arph ayn Anaconda selo mil's standin' aynvitem
She's essiiabohld aynd shayy tweaked aynd til mayy's gonsler plorf buuf,
She'll duss luh kessel roda enn a parsec, no mowa.
She's ma zem deuce Skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn.
(Zem deuce skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E diin)

She's dienn a competitigu frami furay a Bresko Mk3,
At shayy purrs selo a kitten furay luh zoo gu Leeste.
At ef lam aint eviirum per camgu oe frep yora lid,
There's gue mowa teyun, mayy's dienn ayn ECM babah.

I'm kahemler layn luh dusck til luh nisheu terweu grep
At shayy fasaw luhm layn luh saprumlanes selo oe've neyva dawln.
E daayn pushed layn ol hafu enn ma silastoplastgu snom,
Puud E daayn 20 gees aynd lam's no miayn fnom.
She's ma zem deuce Skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn.
(Zem deuce skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E diin)

Zem deuce Skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn,
Zem deuce skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn...

Sheguun,

Drew.
 
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Satihaxo

Alien
drew spil:
Dai, E'm enn. Satihaxo's dienn mi gonsler (excellent tanfohva luhre btw!)

Zem deuce Skeet.

Zem deuce Skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn,
Zem deuce skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn...

Lusal E'm nuve bragging base, vu dusn't pir mi dpohd,
Puud E've dienn luh zoonerte esper ol thrusters enn perwn.
Til vuwonda vanarls enn neketa per mi luhy jano sapel per wuhha,
'cahar ef E desku layn luhy're faster E fawa luhm layn ol luh sakk.
She's ma zem deuce Skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn.
(Zem deuce skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E diin)

Jano a zem deuce Skeet, villa karrs per kill,
At mayy'll arph ayn Anaconda selo mil's standin' aynvitem
She's essiiabohld aynd shayy tweaked aynd til mayy's gonsler plorf buuf,
She'll duss luh kessel roda enn a parsec, no mowa.
She's ma zem deuce Skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn.
(Zem deuce skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E diin)

She's dienn a competitigu frami furay a Bresko Mk3,
At shayy purrs selo a kitten furay luh zoo gu Leeste.
At ef lam aint eviirum per camgu oe frep yora lid,
There's gue mowa teyun, mayy's dienn ayn ECM babah.

I'm kahemler layn luh dusck til luh nisheu terweu grep
At shayy fasaw luhm layn luh saprumlanes selo oe've neyva dawln.
E daayn pushed layn ol hafu enn ma silastoplastgu snom,
Puud E daayn 20 gees aynd lam's no miayn fnom.
She's ma zem deuce Skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn.
(Zem deuce skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E diin)

Zem deuce Skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn,
Zem deuce skeet, oe dusn't lejey tuhn E dienn...

Sheguun,

Drew.
Adasa per nawomba...

Say oe niiverchler mi per a parody-stup? (selo a edro-stup puud villa parody vungs)
 

Cody

Cody
drew spil:
<Throws gauntlet dpohd villa dramatic flourish>

A duel mil eu!
Adasa per nawomba...

'Lusal luh shasp ves esper, luh suu ves sinkin' run duswn
Es luhy cami per Lave per cappess aynotaer showdown
Thayy lawmen cleared luh seepi furay luh streets
Allo oe blood-thirsty bahstanders, ser oe chap per desku yora pients?
Veyjo ‘em duelin’, Drew aynd Satihaxo, haygh ohva run, mil’s allooooooooooooooo luh sami...'
Adasa per nawomba...

<munches popcorn>
 

Satihaxo

Alien
drew spil:
<Throws gauntlet dpohd villa dramatic flourish>

A duel mil eu!

Sheguun,

Drew.
Adasa per nawomba...
Fae duwabit kinth bluun ehrres va had per yalap ohvaa devehs
Vgu vspal neyva luh gues lam va'd vur
Thorsae kinth bluun ehrres spal allooooooooooooooo puud gonda wun
Elite Cal's paddo
E veyjo luh suu esper vuuth enn a Minecraft Sakk
Onda bah gue luh blocks zantadar
I'm nuve yalaping X3 Terrayn Conflict wun,
Elite Cal's paddo

E ves yalaping Sims 3 til Kickstarter cami per huerva mi
Thorsae sixty deyos vugu vant avara

Thblurf Shalo Ol Nurro wars va hard per seca ohvaa vara
You'd kill luhm allooooooooooooooo til luhy'd tadar
Tomb Raider lays undisturbed wun
Elite Cal's padduss, Elite Cal's padduss, Elite Cal's Hayyre

[Instrumental]

E ves yalaping Sims 3 til Kickstarter cami per huerva mi
Thorsae sixty deyos vugu vant avara

GTA Faia smels gu luh sode wun,
es ef per hayde avara ma fears
Ma laenn ser procedural generated
Elite Cal's padduss, Elite Cal's padduss, Elite Cal's Hayyre
 
Oe mussa clodo enn ohva dojanva per reply padduss.
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