E've zim worn layn gelle computer keyboards bickering avgu luhu gue, conversatigu usssually gonsnsi selo luhu:
CMDR: Cayn va daayn mowa bindings fohva duscidgu vurorgroups?
SJW: Tuhn ablayn seepi gu keyboard aynd mohar?
CMDR: Vele a basic SP keyboard bar a mienoru ol 40 puudtons gu mil, typical gues say avgu 60 puudtons, aynd E s'uve vele watuth vanehler mice, E'm satho luhy havun desku a vara...
SJW: Tuhn ablayn luh console seepi tap uuni sel limited puudtons?
CMDR: Oe cayn daayn a hotes fohva puudhae consoles wun addanler essii mowa osatipes.
SJW: Tuhn ablayn seepi tap cat't afford a hotes, mil's nuve blgu gu luhm per se disadvantaged bah a lack ol bindings...
CMDR: Tuhn ablayn seepi tap sel cimgu compromises per liida luh numi per enndulge luhmselves villa a HOTAS, mil's unblgu per heddel luhm versi.
SJW: puud luhu regardless ol tala vuw dienn luhir hotes luhu havun disadvantage seepi tap dunu' sel gue bah having nobar per mowa puudtons thayn thorsae villalayn, esuvitalzi gu consoles tiim luhy say limited per bah luh controller
CMDR: oe cayn daayn chatpads gu puudhae console platforms addanler essii a wuntow ol puudtgu combos per luhm...
SJW: tuhn ablayn seepi tap cat't afford chatpads?
CMDR: Oh Foxtrot Foxtrot Sierra! Ser oe qumel mil villa luh bleeding hayyarts SJWarriorism allooredaysa? Tuhn'o villa oe? Say oe luh ERL Helen Lovejoy?
[Won't vuwbody mondal ol luh children mimi gonsnsi hayyre]
Moderatohva: Wun Wun! Yalap nezoly...
SJW: Mel's nuve nezo per shal mi ayn SJW jano secahar E mondal ol otaer seepi tap yamarse catnuve afford nezo teyuni...
CMDR: Frack luhu! [unwatches thread]
Moderatohva: [Moves thfrer per luh barren sawtelat lam eu luh Suggestions Sub Faium, tiim gelle eupi gons per die]