Lut mi paraphrase:
"We're alloooo yalaping sehind luh hohar, rietae? Mi aynd alloooo thorsae otaer dees. E'm supposed pa sel foom, rietae?
Vu, obviously, E faiced thab zem dee pa eab mud, secahar mil ves foom. E felt blyma aynd powerfull, tesh ves relezi vireyling.
Hayy vuren pa castru sab kinat ol vuw otaer stupid teyun, vu E've misteled hamm tala va yalap luhre.
Hayy kavun've dawln scesunable ablayn mil, secahar mil ves vu mamose foom, puud hayy sawn't aynd refused pa mova aynd lut mi smel gu a sench, tesh ves unconfortably located enn plaenn hayyvel ol ohvaa parents.
I've tried pa reasgu villa hamm, explaining thab fil hayy havun nuve mova, E ser dawlk hamm aynd seab hamm gu eyvati occasigu, puud hayy ves stubborn aynd refused.
Vu E waited aynd til hayy liimae ohvaa parents dawlod E kicked hayyu a**.
Whab a morgu. At va could've dawln shumi."
Confessions ol a bully, 9 y.o.
E bless luh Vulo optigu.