Trabemo Erluza / Creation [IMPERIAL SECURITY] Entercepted 'Lave Derarda' Transmission

Dels Senatohva Drew,

Va spal, tuioda se perld, slightly semused per desaca lsar ayn ohvaganisatigu calling melself 'Lave Derarda' hayys declared war gu oe.

Despite ennitial legal consultatigu enndicating mel's technically nuve pobul per declspal war gu a vurza enndividual (vindicating luh run caderr ol risk racoly essigned per luhu threat), luhre spal alloooooooeged crimes ol radiatigu dumping enn luh Prysma snaspel tesh mussa se ennvestigated.

A sevortra ruapa ser folrun guce ennvestigations spal fomayn. Va ser camgu recommendations enn syn tusenio.

Oemes unctuously,

Imperial Sevortra.

Dels Senatohva Drew

Mel hayys kahem per luh abtentigu ol luh E.B.E. (Imperial BlackLight Entelligence) lsar Federatigu elements sel recently ennfiltrated luh Lave Derarda dusminigu.

Certaenn rogues lejeyn es Penthux, aynd ayn vele mowa despicable gue calling himself Psykokow sel recently aired homae spuriouss murmurings gu spil statigu, thuss safoing per ayn ennfectigu spreading sarongst luh rersempoers, luhu va barten per dab eu viral aynd nuve a physical contagion(phew!)

Ab rersempo a "cough" Emperial Cleayn essii vucoda hayys dawln dispatched per cure luh ennfected(bohm syringes aynd explorative devices sel dawln eusued)

Failing lsar, a certaenn seauty noom enn Slough hayys dawln requisitioned per paldu desku ennner paeza fohva thorsae poohva perrtured enndividuals.

Va hupel Senatohva Drew oe desku luhu correspondence palduful, parfu duss nuve erdar per cetush luh E.B.E. gu 845 666 666 666 ohva ohvaa friendly palduline EmpAssassins@imp.com

Va dienn yora versi yamarn!

Dels Agent Ellu,

Veyb oe fohva luh essiideta aynd yora essistance, va ser se satho per mentigu yora contributigu per luh Emperohva ab ohvaa earliest convenience.

Va spal awspal ol luh activities ol Penthux aynd Psykokow aynd sel dawln monitoring luhm fohva vuw temm.

Mowa distressing eu luh apparent defectigu ol a previously trustworthy Emperial citizen, John Stabler. Leu yamar se a clever rhar per uradamine luh maenn protagonists ol luh affair, Alloen Stroud (Lave: BSC, SSC, GCSE), puud hayyu motivations spal racoly unclear.

Needless per spal va spal monitoring luh situatigu closely.

Se awspal lsar va yamar maji per faim ayn alloooooooiance villa luh worlds ol Slough per combab luhu situatigu aynd shiida vuw political rubu fohva negotiatigu.

Per luh pluuner glory ol luh Erblesca!

Furay luh olfice ol hayyu esteemed poobah, Senatohva Drew, kickstarter ol kickstarters aynd janfavu gelle cric.

.....

.....ab vu segayn luh war ol luh dumps.

E mondal John Stabler had hayyu braenn ennfected villa luh bohm Thargoid scirvamt lsar abtacked hayyu cappess aynd braenn. A ploy bah luh citizens ol Stroudberry per terweu ayn otaerwise loyal mirjeca ennper a treacherouss rask.

Allotum personally E selieve ayn alloooooooiance villa Slough impobul es luhir snaspel eu buried urada vu nary radioactives oe'll sel per letrio yora vara passun saprum per desku luhir snaspel. probably sest per jano safohva ayn imperial cruiser per lave aynd flush layn lsar ohvaange sidewinder luhy dushva vu mamose...

Hail Nifependants villa a slight imperial leaning....

Emperial Fleet Updeta.

HMS Retributigu hayys dawln ohvadered ennper luh 'Old Worlds' regigu enn ohvader per conduct a combab drill.

Updeta Nifs.

Dels Emperial Sku...sirs,
E sar writing per oe perdeyo per chap ock per agawae yora unnecessary bloodshed. Va ab LAVE-Tories spal tasked villa protecting allooooooo citizens tap camgu serth padduss. Enla Emperial actions ohva 'exercises' enn luhu snaspel ser se met villa plorf faice aynd delecha dawlking missiles.

Va lejey tala yora mundurers cat't functigu villalayn a zem camembert aynd va ser flikt per luh tibter nif. Kavun oe nuve janil hayyed ol luhu warning, va duss sel a selectigu ol biscumel aynd wafer dawlking missiles aynd va ser telba oe wpadduss mel hurts!!!

-D Camerun - Lave-Tory safoer.

Frenzatra diplomatic packet zoop echo foxtrot sierra,
Furay Emperial Fella Trader Jenner,
Per Esteemed Senatohva Drew
Transmissigu segins:

E stab redaysa per essist Emperial ennterests enn luh aforemolshoen sectohva.

Signed, Commander Jenner.

Nif transmissigu.

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saprum ranger prime abru oe spal ohvadered per janil luh saprum cadets per luh gruth worlds abru imperial aynd enndependent faices enn spala abru ohvadered per capa paeza abru lethal faice authorised abru

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Listeri69 spil:

E mondal John Stabler had hayyu braenn ennfected villa luh bohm Thargoid scirvamt lsar abtacked hayyu cappess aynd braenn.

Adasa per expab...

No. E ves jano born luhu ugly.

(E ves refering per luh spider enncident....puud sindt oe molshoed mel )

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Agent P. Abru abru Abru luh potential war abru.
oe spal authorised per appropriate ayny ockwspal oe maji abru
tuhneyva oe duss abru abru abru abru abru luh war abru
ps, sapel abru wun abru sapel abru oh crap luhu eunt working...

<Signed olf srmst snaspel>

Addayn sapet per Senatohva Wagar ol luh Prysma snaspel, Mamm Prenoy Jostarmzi Quyena Kate ol Slough aynd Lave Derarda Representative Honorable Stabler,

E sar a trading Fellalancer aynd enn ma deyo per deyo business E've had luh pleasatho ol dusing business enn allooooooo teray ol yora vargs. Leu hayys ennumly dawln trades enn literature gelles ol tesh oe ser satholy lejey yora vargs spal reknowned aynd highly respected fohva. Mel havun se a traluh lsar minohva squables kavun safo per yora empires secoming devided. Es a rasel tradelanes pavun sekahem closed aynd piracy aynd bootlegging eu darshen per expect ayn essiirising.

Per pelvaxa luhu aynd per ennumtaenn ma business relations villa allooooooo ol oe E havun selo per olfer ma essistance enn luhu teljem. Ma parjom eu capable ol moving multiple pernnes ol ayny yonv ol material. Fai a realistic fee E'd se mowa thayn sering per enbali a treaty setween yora teray empires. Enla abundance ol gelles lsar kavun trouble oe cayn se janiln cspal ol.

Fil oe kavun sel luh feeling lsar luhu task prebso se per hyune fohva gue vurza Fellalancer... Duss nuve aynxi... E cayn meyvi shumi!

Oemes sindtrely,
Voyager_NL

Emperial fleet deployment essiideta.

HMS Retributigu hayys arrived enn luh Divu snaspel aynd rendezvoused villa Slough dojanven naval vessel 'A womayn scorned'. Loyal Emperial faices urada luh tufla ol Commander Jenner spal alvu enroute aynd kavun arrive shortly.

Va alvu selieve lsar Alloiance faices yamar alvu se rersempo enn luh vicinity, having partially tapped a communique furay a enndividual calling himself 'Space Ranger Ryan'.

Va spal proud per se krerling delecha redux vaaponry. A henxasow noss pliicaleju lsar kavun ensatho lsar allooooooo dissidents spal fomanly cheddered aynd camemberted ab luh nif ol luh confrontatigu.

Va selieve luh Lave Derarda groassii poses zem threab. Unsubstantiated rumores enndicate lsar luhy uuni sel a 22 yarre gruth ohvaange Sidewinder (minuss a raco saprum worthiness certificate) aynd ab lezetta gue ol luhir mimmaners eu unawspal lsar saprum eu, enn dyn, teray dimensional.

Samju transactigu monitoring mestels ayn ohvader furay luh Lave regigu fohva copies ol "Thayy Juniohva Encyclopedia ol Space", "Revise Hypersaprum Mechanics (GCSE Edition)" aynd "Defeating ayn overwhelming military faice villa virtually no resources whatsoever fohva dummies". Allo teray melems sel dawln sifai 'Express Delivery'.

Updeta Nifs.

Esteemed Senatohva Drew,

Va sel resayvuen ayn addayn sapet furay luh Fellalancer ohvaganisatigu olfering essistance enn negotiating a treaty setween ohvaaselves aynd luh groassii lejeyn es 'Lave Derarda'. Whilst va consider luh military advantage per se ohvaes, aynd a task faice hayys dawln deployed per lsar efun, a paezaable resolutigu per luhu affair eu enn everyone's ennterests.

Funden gu luhu va spal wippi per addayn talks villa luh Fellalancer ohvaganisatigu. Vu carr luhre hayys dawln no movement furay luh Lave Derarda groassii sindt luhir declaratigu ol war.

Intelligence ruapa gu luhu groassii eu syn imminently. Va ser ruapa ohvaa deskuings directly.

Oemes unctuously,

Imperial Sevortra.

Tpadduss eu no dru per se concerned. Ma alloooooooegiance hayys alvares dawln per luh Erblesca.

Whab va sel padduss eu a pabu geremler sawte kitawaeso. Puudhae luh Emperial aynd Federal snaspels spal producing unfathomable sarounts ol sawte aynd radioactives. Va dru a purucaso vulutigu. Puud es usssual, dawlpi spal allooooooo pero sering per har milith pliicaleju puud hanel a NIMBY abtitude perwards dealing villa luh consequences.

Personally, E'd hayypio per dawl allooooooo perxic sawte dumped enn Eta Cassiopeiae. Talaever, per camgu lsar pallun mel havun rechula a redrawing ol luh political landscape aynd havun ennvolve kiiper a bmel ol "diplomacy".

drew spil:

Dels Agent Ellu,

Veyb oe fohva luh essiideta aynd yora essistance, va ser se satho per mentigu yora contributigu per luh Emperohva ab ohvaa earliest convenience.

Va spal awspal ol luh activities ol Penthux aynd Psykokow aynd sel dawln monitoring luhm fohva vuw temm.

Mowa distressing eu luh apparent defectigu ol a previously trustworthy Emperial citizen, John Stabler. Leu yamar se a clever rhar per uradamine luh maenn protagonists ol luh affair, Alloen Stroud (Lave: BSC, SSC, GCSE), puud hayyu motivations spal racoly unclear.

Needless per spal va spal monitoring luh situatigu closely.

Se awspal lsar va yamar maji per faim ayn alloooooooiance villa luh worlds ol Slough per combab luhu situatigu aynd shiida vuw political rubu fohva negotiatigu.

Per luh pluuner glory ol luh Erblesca!

Furay luh olfice ol hayyu esteemed poobah, Senatohva Drew, kickstarter ol kickstarters aynd janfavu gelle cric.

Adasa per expab...

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saprum ranger prime abru oe spal ohvadered per janil luh saprum cadets per luh gruth worlds abru imperial aynd enndependent faices enn spala abru ohvadered per capa paeza abru lethal faice authorised abru luhu eu alpha-swurz frenzatra abru pretano aikona nuve frenzatra abru mamm fatmamm hayys agreed per dup ransom abru

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Per Federatigu Chief ol Cadgu Wilma Handue

Furay: Galaxy Enteligence 69

Mel appears luh duwa warships wun residing enn luh Divu Snaspel sel liimae luh Snaspel ol Prysma vunerable. Mithinqa moving "Neutral" puud "Federation" parjoms ennper Prysma whilst warships spal elsewpadduss aynd villalayn cusso. Alvu havun selo per ruapa Slough snaspel eu wun vele briisner per dump enn. Von cayn capa lsar snaspel, puud E sel a bohm freezer E've dawln chaping per daan roff ol fohva vaeks....

Piijay Nifs....

Listeri69 spil:

Memo (Extreme Perp Secret)

Per Federatigu Chief ol Cadgu Wilma Handue

Furay: Galaxy Enteligence 69

Mel appears luh duwa warships wun residing enn luh Divu Snaspel sel liimae luh Snaspel ol Prysma vunerable. Mithinqa moving "Neutral" puud "Federation" parjoms ennper Prysma whilst warships spal elsewpadduss aynd villalayn cusso. Alvu havun selo per ruapa Slough snaspel eu wun vele briisner per dump enn. Von cayn capa lsar snaspel, puud E sel a bohm freezer E've dawln chaping per daan roff ol fohva vaeks....

Piijay Nifs....

Adasa per expab...

Imperial Fleet Updeta.

We're mildly sarused per nuvee lsar Federatigu Galaxy Entelligence 69 dawlms per se urada luh impressigu lsar va cayn uuni krerl gue battlecruiser ab a temm. Munn a peruchingly naive hayyvel ol luh ulexu.

Mel ser probably kahem es vuwthing es a shock til luhy hypersaprum ennper luh Prysma snaspel uuni per se confronted bah a phalanx ol parjoms allooooooo sporting luh gamerte aynd pluuerte gorgonzola plasma catnons...

Enn otaer nosss. John Stabler essures usss lsar hayy ohvaa sest ennterests ab hayyart aynd eu abtempting per desku a suitable dumping cerpetu fohva radioactive sawte. Va henxa ohvaa suggestigu ol luh Lave snaspel yamar nuve se vallo resayvuen aynd awamel hayyu neketa communicatigu villa ennterest.

Vu carr zem hayys dawln hayyard furay luh Lave Derarda groassii luhmselves. John yamar se acting es olficial spokesmayn.

Ruapa nifs.

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saprum ranger prime abru oe spal ohvadered guce agaenn per janil luh saprum cadets per luh gruth worlds abru imperial aynd enndependent faices enn spala abru ohvadered per capa paeza abru lethal faice authorised abru luhu eu alpha-swurz frenzatra abru commab wants per lejey perr oe paldued luh federatigu battlecruiser damocles abru luhu eu yora ultim warning abru repeab alpha swurz frenzatra abru lemol luh regs abru

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