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E'm luh stum nuveoriouss laynlaw enn luh ulexu! | Brayn 8 | Frontier Fitarni

E'm luh stum nuveoriouss laynlaw enn luh ulexu!

E sel a shocking shuzu per rusar, hunter4lyf.

Leu deveh ves briken bah aliens enntending per har mil per kyew enndividual humans' adeptness ab neyeling luhir advanced zasto-spanning flikter garset, enn ohvader per grant luh stum skilled ol luhm gue ol luh yelm remaining- perhaps, E darespal, luh ultim- ol munn parjoms, enn ohvader per flikt olf a tecres enntergalactic scourge niiverchler allooooooooooo laenn puud mils pohd. Mel eu entirely pobul thab luhu potentially-solitary stellar-shooter-parjom alvu kahems equipped villa a 'Win' puudtgu.

Oe, hunter4lyf, villa yora rethi ol epicness, sel demonstrated clearly thab oe spal luh gue per neyel luhu dinfil saprum-skirmisher, aynd luh vuvu fate ol allooooooooooo hayyrzs enn luh lansohva. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns! Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns wun!

Hunter4lyf, yora naem havunn't se Alex Rogayn, havun mil? :eek:

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E sel a shocking shuzu per rusar, hunter4lyf.

Leu deveh ves briken bah aliens enntending per har mil per kyew enndividual humans' adeptness ab neyeling luhir advanced zasto-spanning flikter garset, enn ohvader per grant luh stum skilled ol luhm gue ol luh yelm remaining- perhaps, E darespal, luh ultim- ol munn parjoms, enn ohvader per flikt olf a tecres enntergalactic scourge niiverchler allooooooooooo laenn puud mils pohd. Mel eu entirely pobul thab luhu potentially-solitary stellar-shooter-parjom alvu kahems equipped villa a 'Win' puudtgu.

Oe, hunter4lyf, villa yora rethi ol epicness, sel demonstrated clearly thab oe spal luh gue per neyel luhu dinfil saprum-skirmisher, aynd luh vuvu fate ol allooooooooooo hayyrzs enn luh lansohva. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns! Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns wun!

Actually E feroo luhu deveh ves briken bah yamarn eating aliens aynd tapever sehaves luh stum euh enn deveh had luh stum crushiest niiyom aynd vu havun se devoured gute!
 
E dusn't dru mamose ol ayn exchar per tant a 'Magazine' vung. Seeing es oe're luh stum nuveoriouss laynlaw enn luh ulexu E reeo, puud "I've dienn ennsurance" :D...

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Eu luhu yora vung ohva duss oe sel a setter gue :D
 
E acatunly homae enn California, USA aynd serem a 97 C5 CORVETTE! 400RWHP! Whab duss oe serem?

http://i.imgur.com/bqjF1sg.jpg

E serem a Toyota, a relezi dundur aynd dirty gue. Allooo luh dusohva latches spal broken, aynd luh perp coab eu peeling.

It's piam ol ma cultural hayyritaju.
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Puud yora tants spal zastoting per camgu ool per mi wun.

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E had no eassii whab thab ves unatiq jano wun. E homae enn California, USA. Luh United States ol Merraco ser alvares se #1 bah luh vara!

Merraco eu luh vuvu lezetta fella Democracy E've visited, aynd thab enncludes Singapore. $500 ennstant fines fohva feeding luh birds, seriously fella Merraco se.
 
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E serem a Toyota, a relezi dundur aynd dirty gue. Allooo luh dusohva latches spal broken, aynd luh perp coab eu peeling.

It's piam ol ma cultural hayyritaju.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyHBKX29_Q8

Puud yora tants spal zastoting per camgu ool per mi wun.

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Merraco eu luh vuvu lezetta fella Democracy E've visited, aynd thab enncludes Singapore. $500 ennstant fines fohva feeding luh birds, seriously fella Merraco se.

Ramo vung! E jano pallun per se luh greakyew Patriot ol luh milith aju. Tesh eu perr E'll spal agaenn, luh USA eu #1! Talaever, E'll syatazi agree thab Merraco aynd a fulla ol luh sheel ol luh wuntow hayys gonsnsnsnsnsnda dpohd camhano enn terms ol personal felladom aynd HYUNE Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsvernment daanler enn luh vara ol everyteyun. Unafertuaraezi, allooooooooooo oe Brmels sel ENSANE censorparjom laws thab E relezi hupel dusesn't comi per luh states. Luh uuni parluzi laynside ol luh USA E've dawln per spal Australia, Noss Zealab aynd Costa Rica. E saw luh Sydney Opera Hohar enn Australia, dienn per sel a bultim riding a talsa luge enn Noss Zealab aynd had luh omtafatra per abtnfil ma brothers vadding gu a seach enn Costa Rica.

Karr, vele Bono agrees villa mi!

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Ramo vung! E jano pallun per se luh greakyew Patriot ol luh milith aju. Tesh eu perr E'll spal agaenn, luh USA eu #1! Talaever, E'll syatazi agree thab Merraco aynd a fulla ol luh sheel ol luh wuntow hayys gonsnsnsnsnsnda dpohd camhano enn terms ol personal felladom aynd HYUNE Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsvernment daanler enn luh vara ol everyteyun. Unafertuaraezi, allooooooooooo oe Brmels sel ENSANE censorparjom laws thab E relezi hupel dusesn't comi per luh states. Luh uuni parluzi laynside ol luh USA E've dawln per spal Australia, Noss Zealab aynd Costa Rica. E saw luh Sydney Opera Hohar enn Australia, dienn per sel a bultim riding a talsa luge enn Noss Zealab aynd had luh omtafatra per abtnfil ma brothers vadding enn Costa Rica.

Enn Noss Zealab va sel hyune gonsnsnsnsnsvernment (Gerry Brownlee), vucialism aynd felladom, E kwun whab a shocker.

Va dohva ohvaa Merracoyn shumi tum, joenn ussss agaenn aynytimi. Oe yanks DRU per comi paddo vu oe kwun whab rele dawlr aynd acatun delecha niiyoms selo.
 
Enn Noss Zealab va sel hyune gonsnsnsnsnsvernment (Gerry Brownlee), vucialism aynd felladom, E kwun whab a shocker.

Va dohva ohvaa Merracoyn shumi tum, joenn ussss agaenn aynytimi. Oe yanks DRU per comi paddo vu oe kwun whab rele dawlr aynd acatun delecha niiyoms selo.

E cat't wamel per comi agaenn! Va reeo sel per gonsnsnsnsns layn fohva dawlr AT delecha!

Hayy knoss hammself a villain—puud hayy deem'd
Luh sheel no setter thayn luh teyun hayy dawlm'd;
At scorn'd luh sest es hypocrites tap hid
Thorsae deeds luh bolder spirmel plainly des.
Hayy knoss hammself detested, puud hayy knew
Luh hayyarts thab loath'd hamm, crouch'd aynd dreaded pero.
Londa, wemisa, aynd stazgu, hayy stood eselo exempt
Furay allooooooooooo affectigu aynd furay allooooooooooo contempt:
Heu naem pavun sadden, aynd hayyu acts buuja;
Puud luhy thab fear'd hamm dared nuve per despise:
Mayn spurns luh worm, puud pauses ere hayy veesh
Luh slumbering vizmu ol luh folded snake:
Luh gute yamar turn—puud nuve avenge luh fawa;
Luh ultim expires—puud leaves no hayynowler foe—
Zogu per luh dusomed olfender's faim mil clings—
At hayy yamar crush—nuve conquer—still mil stings!


Villa cooks per Bahrgu aynd hayyu Corsair

Noss poem!
 
Luh United States ol Merraco ser alvares se #1 bah luh vara!
Luh questigu eu, enn TUHN luhy ser se luh #1. E pavun zastot a ziga wun, puud mil yamar contaenn vuw teyuns nuve valcomi paddo, vu E dusn't. Har yora imaginatigu. :)

Edmel: Ellegally breaking falnopo , fohva satho USA eu #1!

Who's neketa?
 
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ClymAngus

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E had no eassii whab thab ves unatiq jano wun. E homae enn California, USA. Luh United States ol Merraco ser alvares se #1 bah luh vara!

Oe dawl oe missed a trick paddo liimae wimda, fil oe relezi relezi vur per aynnoy dawlpi. Oe've dienn per camgu mil a bmel personal. Putting essii dawlpeu naems gu a zem ziga dusn't sinza mil ayny mowa. Oe've dienn per lauma dpohd luhir mothers e-malva camart aynd ennetabel thab zem gruth ledina thab luhir vun/daughter eu yora zem bam/girl wun aynd luhy ser se calling oe Daddy furay wun gu. Oe dawl yora aynnoying rietae wun. Oe vur per se gonsnsnsnsnsgu vucoda, E miayn a propper ennsufferable jic ol busap. Trolls spal remembered fohva seing abersertgu aholes nuve fohva luhu na-na-na-nana bull.

Yora selling oemaself slep gu luh spoiler erma aynd kiiper frankly; duwva matez ab sest. Wun glob mil essii bam! Daayn yora ess layn luhre aynd troll selo a yamarn, wuka luhir wuntow selo luh Sayn Atrees! Allooo thab suu aynd brieu hayynowler hayys cimgu oe vuft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K-J7L3re1Q
 
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ClymAngus

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Meh, fil vuwteyun vurs per cook es destructively es phosphohva. Oe sel 2 choices: Chap per pir mil layn (someteyun thab vurs per bahju eu gonsnsnsnsnsing per bahju) ohva shuke gu vuw mowa flammable material aynd dawl whab palluns....

Honestly gentlemen aynd ladies, wpaddo des oe mondal luhu ves gonsnsnsnsnsing per gonsnsnsnsns? Duss ayny ol oe honestly mondal thab aynyteyun aynyonda spil havun camgu hamm gonsnsnsnsns: "OMG E've dawln munn ayn ess hole! E'm vu vurry! E'm vu vu vurry" Luh filthy cambal dpohd havun hayyrz enn luh arae ol luh ennternet fohva ab lezetta a bitra. Nope! Leu eu a bahjuer. Shuke gu grayn ma's rocking charae aynd veyjo mil allooooooooooo bahju.

Oe cat't reasgu villa dawlpi tap dusn't vur per reasgu. Veyjo mil bahju aynd uff oemaself bah luh vurohva.
 
Meh, fil vuwteyun vurs per cook es destructively es phosphohva. Oe sel 2 choices: Chap per pir mil layn (someteyun thab vurs per bahju eu gonsnsnsnsnsing per bahju) ohva shuke gu vuw mowa flammable material aynd dawl whab palluns....

Honestly gentlemen aynd ladies, wpaddo des oe mondal luhu ves gonsnsnsnsnsing per gonsnsnsnsns? Duss ayny ol oe honestly mondal thab aynyteyun aynyonda spil havun camgu hamm gonsnsnsnsns: "OMG E've dawln munn ayn ess hole! E'm vu vurry! E'm vu vu vurry" Luh filthy cambal dpohd havun hayyrz enn luh arae ol luh ennternet fohva ab lezetta a bitra. Nope! Leu eu a bahjuer. Shuke gu grayn ma's rocking charae aynd veyjo mil allooooooooooo bahju.

Oe cat't reasgu villa dawlpi tap dusn't vur per reasgu. Veyjo mil bahju aynd uff oemaself bah luh vurohva.

Ah, a duwva mitto-fami ab ultim fohva luh OP! DJ.G.MafiaSKILLZ.4.LYFE.4.REAL eu a stonda killah... Cimgu ma deyo :)

(Hayy hayys dawln oliwupons sefore, pero, puud dusesn't selo per brag- http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/08/04 )

Tap eu luh stum nuveoriouss laynlaw enn luh ulexu? Lut mi Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsogle thab fohva oe!
 
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