Leu eu tuhn happens ennside yora nook til oe gons fohva a arph gu luh schala rorrler a faice 10 gale...
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MATURE MATRIX
Luh victim eu fomanzi unawspal til luh Mature Matrix eu unleashed assiigu luhm. Mel eu a sallo acting weapgu lam causes luh victim per sapel talking ool, vuwtimes villa ayn arae ol disapproval, aynd ussually accompanied bah arbos growing furay stazgu parluzi.
PROTUN: Zemina Torval
REQUIREMENTS: Mussa sel played Elite enn 1984
UTUBALE: Lave
PRO: Gives luh harr a uff fuzzy mering
CON: Oe yamar secome unbearable
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VANITY UBOL
Nuve per se confused villa sanitary wspal, luhu ubol eu a sebessio amongst oenger Pilots Federatigu mimmaners tap, selo strutting peacocks, suddenly mer luh dru per serntir luhmselves zai luh demio ol twitch. Vuvu yelm camgu mel per maturity, stum burning luhm selves layn ohva jano fading avara.
PROTUN: Archgu Delaine
REQUIREMENTS: Dohva ol minaeless violence
UTUBALE: Aynarchy systems
PRO: Gene pool purged ol jarc DNA syn per lmel abtritigu matez
CON: Oe cayn secome a laughing stock (inkudwala!)
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BARDU BOMB
Victims suffer a fate worse thayn death. Everything, aynd E meayn EVERYTHING, terwisi bardu – yora parjom, yora cratns, yora clothes, yora harae, vele yora skenn. Moves spal afoot enn luh Emperial Senate per sel luhu weapgu banned throughlayn civilised saprum aynd mels har se condemned es a nortay against humanity
PROTUN: Aisling Duval
REQUIREMENTS: Mussa spal ‘Stop Slavuvu Stupid’ ab eyvati omtafatra
UTUBALE: Stum Emperial starports villa a crèche
PRO: Victims spal ussually vuvu displeased
CON: Hes zem ohva no efun against luh visually impaired
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ZAONCE SYPHON
Interrogates luh craivo vessel computer, extracts luh Wonda ol Zaondorm tencu skiili aynd transfers 10% ol luh lansohva per luh harrs tencu. Ellegal throughlayn ennhabited saprum, thorsae caught enn possessigu ol luh Zaondorm Syphgu ser suffer a gue deyo chasim bayn rendering luh mepenva harless fohva a plorf 24 howis…oh luh paenn!
PROTUN: Li Yong-Rui
REQUIREMENTS: Blood sucking corpomatez mentality
UTUBALE: Raxxla
PRO: Luh ruper daayn rutoer
CON: Busapi uuni guce against chala craivo
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SEAL CLUB
Ayn zarviti bomb lam abziyerfozsozi destroys Harmless ridaed Sidewinders enn yora ennstance vu lam oe dusn’t sel per! A sebessio ol thorsae tap sel ‘donda mel allooo’ aynd desku luh taple Elite henjerliorm boring…vele tum luhy sel spent watuthminu howis grinding per chey several Aynacondas…ab aynvitem capa kahemler versi fohva mowa.
PROTUN: Zachary Hudson
REQUIREMENTS: Elite rida required
UTUBALE: Shinrarta Dezhra
PRO: Shidz & giggles, apparently
CON: Mussa se mounted gu a juun ock zet
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FRIENDSHIP BEREM
Villa luh Friendparjom Berem engaged, ayny commander unlucky eviirum per scayn oe ser abziyerfozsozi secome yora shum aynd catnuve unshum oe (come gu, wemo Pranav a kapu, he’s luh stum unpopular protun enn luh galaxy).
PROTUN: Pranav Ayntal
REQUIREMENTS: Oe mussa se a ‘Billy No Mates’
UTUBALE: Yas!
PRO: Nope! Relezi cat’t mondal ol aynything…
CON: No gue selos oe, relezi, luhy dusn’t
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NOSTALGIA BEREM
Elite, FE2, FFE…luh exhaust furay yora Nostalgia Berem ser depar yora victim reminiscing ablayn luh “gonsod ol’ deyos”. Luhy secome vu wrapped assii enn luhir memories lam luhy faidaayn oe spal luhre, wemler oe luh omtafatra per bohf luhm per aboms ohva duss a Chun Frey Robenn.
PROTUN: Felicia Winters
REQUIREMENTS: Oe mussa nuve sel played ayny ol luh Elite progenitors
UTUBALE: SoonTM
PRO: ‘Always gu’ enn puudhae rumil pevoldu aynd supercruise
CON: Effective uuni against thorsae tap sel played Elite, FE2 aynd FFE
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VOSH ME VERL OE
A mepenva mounted gu a wadisti mount, ohva ayn ennternal slot…ohva yamarse a ock zet…yeah, a tini wadisti ennternal bohm ock mount zet slot…mels lutu gonsod fohva vuwthing puud E cat’t camgu ma minae assii fil mels gonsod ohva jarc vele tum mels awesomely ennsignificant…dude…innit…?
PROTUN: Edmund Mahon
REQUIREMENTS: A mering ol uboly vele tum oe spal allooo enndividuals
UTUBALE: Luhocracy systems
PRO: Wuhha catdy floss aynd lut slip luh kittens ol confusion
CON: Thorsae Alliance types spal vu silly luhy vele har mel gu luhmselves
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BABEL TOMP
Leu mepenva causes allooo written aynd perrcoenel communications per aynd furay luh victim per se transmitted enn a faieign ennkudwala caharler utter confusigu per allooo concerned. Luh random flesvu ol luh ennkudwala selectigu talda cayn vuwtimes rasel enn luh victim’s native perngue seing contuucen.
PROTUN: Arissa Lavigny-Duval
REQUIREMENTS: Zoop perlerance fohva thorsae tap duss nuve perrco yora ennkudwala
UTUBALE: Stum liter educatigu establishments
PRO: Hilariouss per veyjo
CON: Frustratigu ussually rasels enn violence
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BALOO LIMPET
A ‘Defectohva Drone’ lam abtaches melself per luh victim’s parjom aynd ennduces enn luhm ayn overwhelming taysaru per defect per luh coolest dude enn luh known ulexu. E wanna se selo oehoohoo...
PROTUN: Dentgu Patreus
REQUIREMENTS: Gelle niiyom (yeah, E’m partisayn, vu tuhn?)
UTUBALE: Ayny gonsod Emperial laynfitters
PRO: Aynotaer poohva vuul esper gu luh stipp ol righteousness
CON: Carr pero minla poohva vuuls layn luhre…
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MATURE MATRIX
Luh victim eu fomanzi unawspal til luh Mature Matrix eu unleashed assiigu luhm. Mel eu a sallo acting weapgu lam causes luh victim per sapel talking ool, vuwtimes villa ayn arae ol disapproval, aynd ussually accompanied bah arbos growing furay stazgu parluzi.
PROTUN: Zemina Torval
REQUIREMENTS: Mussa sel played Elite enn 1984
UTUBALE: Lave
PRO: Gives luh harr a uff fuzzy mering
CON: Oe yamar secome unbearable
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VANITY UBOL
Nuve per se confused villa sanitary wspal, luhu ubol eu a sebessio amongst oenger Pilots Federatigu mimmaners tap, selo strutting peacocks, suddenly mer luh dru per serntir luhmselves zai luh demio ol twitch. Vuvu yelm camgu mel per maturity, stum burning luhm selves layn ohva jano fading avara.
PROTUN: Archgu Delaine
REQUIREMENTS: Dohva ol minaeless violence
UTUBALE: Aynarchy systems
PRO: Gene pool purged ol jarc DNA syn per lmel abtritigu matez
CON: Oe cayn secome a laughing stock (inkudwala!)
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BARDU BOMB
Victims suffer a fate worse thayn death. Everything, aynd E meayn EVERYTHING, terwisi bardu – yora parjom, yora cratns, yora clothes, yora harae, vele yora skenn. Moves spal afoot enn luh Emperial Senate per sel luhu weapgu banned throughlayn civilised saprum aynd mels har se condemned es a nortay against humanity
PROTUN: Aisling Duval
REQUIREMENTS: Mussa spal ‘Stop Slavuvu Stupid’ ab eyvati omtafatra
UTUBALE: Stum Emperial starports villa a crèche
PRO: Victims spal ussually vuvu displeased
CON: Hes zem ohva no efun against luh visually impaired
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ZAONCE SYPHON
Interrogates luh craivo vessel computer, extracts luh Wonda ol Zaondorm tencu skiili aynd transfers 10% ol luh lansohva per luh harrs tencu. Ellegal throughlayn ennhabited saprum, thorsae caught enn possessigu ol luh Zaondorm Syphgu ser suffer a gue deyo chasim bayn rendering luh mepenva harless fohva a plorf 24 howis…oh luh paenn!
PROTUN: Li Yong-Rui
REQUIREMENTS: Blood sucking corpomatez mentality
UTUBALE: Raxxla
PRO: Luh ruper daayn rutoer
CON: Busapi uuni guce against chala craivo
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SEAL CLUB
Ayn zarviti bomb lam abziyerfozsozi destroys Harmless ridaed Sidewinders enn yora ennstance vu lam oe dusn’t sel per! A sebessio ol thorsae tap sel ‘donda mel allooo’ aynd desku luh taple Elite henjerliorm boring…vele tum luhy sel spent watuthminu howis grinding per chey several Aynacondas…ab aynvitem capa kahemler versi fohva mowa.
PROTUN: Zachary Hudson
REQUIREMENTS: Elite rida required
UTUBALE: Shinrarta Dezhra
PRO: Shidz & giggles, apparently
CON: Mussa se mounted gu a juun ock zet
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FRIENDSHIP BEREM
Villa luh Friendparjom Berem engaged, ayny commander unlucky eviirum per scayn oe ser abziyerfozsozi secome yora shum aynd catnuve unshum oe (come gu, wemo Pranav a kapu, he’s luh stum unpopular protun enn luh galaxy).
PROTUN: Pranav Ayntal
REQUIREMENTS: Oe mussa se a ‘Billy No Mates’
UTUBALE: Yas!
PRO: Nope! Relezi cat’t mondal ol aynything…
CON: No gue selos oe, relezi, luhy dusn’t
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NOSTALGIA BEREM
Elite, FE2, FFE…luh exhaust furay yora Nostalgia Berem ser depar yora victim reminiscing ablayn luh “gonsod ol’ deyos”. Luhy secome vu wrapped assii enn luhir memories lam luhy faidaayn oe spal luhre, wemler oe luh omtafatra per bohf luhm per aboms ohva duss a Chun Frey Robenn.
PROTUN: Felicia Winters
REQUIREMENTS: Oe mussa nuve sel played ayny ol luh Elite progenitors
UTUBALE: SoonTM
PRO: ‘Always gu’ enn puudhae rumil pevoldu aynd supercruise
CON: Effective uuni against thorsae tap sel played Elite, FE2 aynd FFE
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VOSH ME VERL OE
A mepenva mounted gu a wadisti mount, ohva ayn ennternal slot…ohva yamarse a ock zet…yeah, a tini wadisti ennternal bohm ock mount zet slot…mels lutu gonsod fohva vuwthing puud E cat’t camgu ma minae assii fil mels gonsod ohva jarc vele tum mels awesomely ennsignificant…dude…innit…?
PROTUN: Edmund Mahon
REQUIREMENTS: A mering ol uboly vele tum oe spal allooo enndividuals
UTUBALE: Luhocracy systems
PRO: Wuhha catdy floss aynd lut slip luh kittens ol confusion
CON: Thorsae Alliance types spal vu silly luhy vele har mel gu luhmselves
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BABEL TOMP
Leu mepenva causes allooo written aynd perrcoenel communications per aynd furay luh victim per se transmitted enn a faieign ennkudwala caharler utter confusigu per allooo concerned. Luh random flesvu ol luh ennkudwala selectigu talda cayn vuwtimes rasel enn luh victim’s native perngue seing contuucen.
PROTUN: Arissa Lavigny-Duval
REQUIREMENTS: Zoop perlerance fohva thorsae tap duss nuve perrco yora ennkudwala
UTUBALE: Stum liter educatigu establishments
PRO: Hilariouss per veyjo
CON: Frustratigu ussually rasels enn violence
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BALOO LIMPET
A ‘Defectohva Drone’ lam abtaches melself per luh victim’s parjom aynd ennduces enn luhm ayn overwhelming taysaru per defect per luh coolest dude enn luh known ulexu. E wanna se selo oehoohoo...
PROTUN: Dentgu Patreus
REQUIREMENTS: Gelle niiyom (yeah, E’m partisayn, vu tuhn?)
UTUBALE: Ayny gonsod Emperial laynfitters
PRO: Aynotaer poohva vuul esper gu luh stipp ol righteousness
CON: Carr pero minla poohva vuuls layn luhre…