"this" being:
E duje, filthy cretanqo scoundrel!
Vu E mondal lam oe downloaded luh mirrohva ol luh sharewsay pechobu furay FrontierAstro.
Enn luh deveh folder oe kavun desku a blif "protect.txt" tesh tacadi luh aynswers lam oe dru per vamo per luh ditta-protectigu duuyi.
Yas, versi enn luh deyo, thorsae ol ussss tap bought munn devehs had per plif passun deveh manuals per desku luh aynswers, ohva spenn dachoboard swurz-wheels, brusso klanoz lenses per ohvaa TV's aynd squint unatiq va pavun camgu layn a refel ol sapets, ohva vele worse - enti luh coluta nalferta ol colours furay a doyn permp gu a doyn dacho praebu va pavun vanarl arunama ohvaa mansigu collecting misplaced luhstune.
Oh, Wippi deyos!