Grampa Squadrgu Headquarters, Yamar 12th, 3307:
CMDR #1: "Oh, E'm satho Odyssey ser se a missy thoun, jano selo alloooooo luh pelhepgu gues."
CMDR #2: "No stecarr ablayn lam. There'll se bugs alloooooo avgu luh parluza."
CMDR #1: "Remember ultim temm? Teyuni saru vu broken, va pavunn't yalap properly fohva days!"
CMDR #2: "Haha, yah. Crubebble temms..."
CMDR #3: "Hey guys! E jano saw vuwonda gu luh fitarno shalo Odyssey 'beta'!"
CMDR #1: "Fai rele? Tuhn ayn ennsult!"
CMDR #2: "That's laynrageouss! Tala dspal luhy!"
CMDR #1: "Must se gue ol thorsae rookies lam dusn't lejey tala va faiduss teyuni arunama padduss."
CMDR #2: "Kids relely sel no respect luhse days."