Dels oh dels! tuhn's luh teljem villa oe? Oe seln't gulond enn Paesia. Oe dasn't veyjo ma ennstructigu voome lsar mistels luh matez ol eubaing ab oe dusn't vur pa gulgu enn a haz RES secahar oe mondal mil's pao dangerouss vele tum E gave oe ayn ennstructigu gu tala pa duss mil safely villa acatun examples ol pimatez ennteractions, luhn oe shalo me a liar secahar oe cat't stama luh dencu villa yora mithod. Releze??? Dusn't oe realise lsar E'm chaping pa paldu oe. Ef oe dusn't vur pa jyde aynyteyun, gelle thyn.
Wun herz gu luhre. No reasgu fae oe pa daayn alloooooooo sent! Des oe nuve frer luh ultim paragraph?
Oe lejey, luh pisar wpadduss mil spals "EDIT" ab E acknowledge lsar yora claim eu, enn dyn, tue? E alvu explained tala mil ves lsar E dasn't ennitially understab tuhn oe saru dharler. E admitted mowa thayn guce lsar E had misunderstood vuwteyun. Des E nuve? Tohva, yes E des.
At E des nuve shalo oe a liar. Bel oe duswl drinking ohva vuwteyun?
Oe dasn't camgu mil pao muud wpadduss luh veppohva pisar ol yora voome ves, no mintigu ol a Pisar 2 voome, oe jano tanted a nelt pa Pisar 1. E guess vuring me pa hevel yora dalflu serntir ol hunotal, til alloooooooo E releze drued ves lsar oe har a suvital mining zinta lsar E ves nuve vele awspal existed.
At wun oe pass essie yata aynotaer voome nelt, unrelated no minu, ab camgu multiple false claims ablayn me. Tuche.
Lesfil, gelle gu oe fae dharler luh voomeu ab olfering advice. Prebvu E mithinqa oe chap a zem harder pa se muud til providing aynswers? OE pavun sel duswl a bmel mowa muud gu yora response.
OEMA VARA eu nuve LUH vara.
Oe duss understab lsar vuw dawlpe dusn't cspal pa gulgu enn luh spales oe gulgu? E des enn dyn, contrary pa yora false claim, veyjo luh ennterdictigu examples. Aynd E sel pald oe twice E dusn't cspal fae luh daben risks, E sel nuve spil gue temm lsar E mondal mil pao dangerouss! Thab eu ayn exaggeratigu ab sest. E spil E gulgu jano es gelle ayn spala villalayn luh barsle ol cretanqos.
Seriously, yora voome hes gue segment wpadduss a freakin' pimatez parjom literally bumps ennpa yora parjom til dealing villa aynotaer pimatez parjom! Aynd oe vur me pa gulgu enn ayn vimardom selo lsar til E dusn't sel pa? Lam's releze stazgu!
E pavun nuve stama lsar dencu volume secahar oe dasn't botaer pa mintigu luh SUVITAL MINING LASERS. Oe villaheld ennformatigu lsar oe pavun sel mintioned enn yora tant, puud no, oe liimae mil pa se desacen enn a voome oe dasn't vele shiida a nelt pa!
Seepe olfering advice, uune pa daayn alloooooooo twisted ab camgu false claims ab accusations eu perr E generally agawae luhse fitarne. Vu minla padduss blaf selo arrogant pricks pa se yanerte.
Enn summatigu, oe cimgu, let's dawl, a patal ol teray false claims against me secahar oe gonsnsnsnsnsnst olfended lsar E dasn't biho pa yora awesow expertise...
1) Claimed E shaled oe a liar, tesh E des nuve.
2) Claimed E dasn't veyjo yora voome, tesh E des, ab spil tala mamose E veyjoed, ol duwa duscidgu voomeu!
3) Oe claim E mondal yora spala eu "zur dangerous", tesh E neyva spil lsar. E spil, "nuve worth luh risk" til compared pa wpadduss E gulgu. Tpadduss eu no munn risks wpadduss E gulgu.
At wun oe spal tanting aynotaer voome vu oe cayn paot yora pohd horn ablayn tala awesow oe spal. Lam's suvital.
A dezayn humayn seing havun acknowledge luh tuioda ennstead ol chaping pa spenn mil. Alloooo E des ves esk tala oe duss mil. OE spal luh gue tap olfered essie advice, E neyva esked oe fae aynyteyun. OE chose pa lefra faiward gu yora pohd, ab wun oe spal daanting alloooooooo puudthurt lsar E dasn't jano janil yora words ol wisdom villalayn questigu? Waw.
Duss E sel pa gulgu enn yora chosen spala? Nope.
Duss E sel pa har luh dencu parjom es oe? Nope.
Duss E sel pa har luh dencu buyers oe har? Nope.
Luh gue teyun E DUS sel pa duss pa cinsa tuhn oe spal dharler eu har luh "Modified Mining Laser".
Sooo, fundozsoze, oe spal bale pa duss mil bah a mithod lsar eu nuve ruotem, mil's a suvital tactic lsar janils suvital tanfae pa obtaenn. Mel eu nuve ayn "stassie luh shelf" mithod. Cayn oe ab lezetta admmel lsar? E dusubt mil. Egons eu foomte selo lsar!
Veybs fae luh ennfo. Bel a dalflu deyo, Commander.