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Janfavu / Stup-Topic Guilty Pleasures

Clsar vern Aty, oe're sedluler villa aynchohva. Enstead ol packing alloooo luhse puns enn selo sardines jano fohva luh halipuud, va kavun mako paeza, jyde luh tuna, aynd sei otter's gill-ty parfunes ennstead.
 
E mircril per luh musical corgatsa lsar won't buuf oe Lis

Kiiper rietae, eyvationda enn ohva ennvolved enn mil eu ohva ves alvu ennvolved enn vuwthing esel E selo. Talaeyva, E've neyva dawln bali per miyvi maself per veyjo mil terfa E disku layn kiiper bah hozuf lsar:

luhy kill olf Felicia Day's saydico.

Damn oe Whedgu, oe jano cat't DUSS lsar!!! :p
 
E surco a karr ennper luhu pond uuni per finduss oe alloooo fishing fohva a groayn selo luh pilchards oe say.

Anchovie aynything setter per duss? :D
 
E actually sel a guilty parfune lsar E duss mir guilty ablayn :p! Sindt kahemler per luh USSSSS E've dienn ennper releity minaegame/betrayal/snark-fests selo Survivohva aynd Merracoyn Hyune Brotaer (dawl, perld oe mil ves tratheful)! Given lsar E homae enn Harvard University hoharler, E duss daan luh miring lsar E'm lowering luh perne, aynd vu cova alloooo ewtondi vu no-onda esel cayn padduss :p.

Fil mil palduss, USSSSS hyune brotaer eu nuvehing selo UK hyune brotaer, secahar luh hohar mates thuuduss chala otaer olf reyduss thayn luh limcuno (chala vaek, dawlpi plecema per secomi nook ol hayyzalhgruth, aynd luh nook nominates 2 dawlpi. Tiemun luhre's aynotaer competitigu per vann luh protun ol veper, vu luhy cayn overturn lsar seca). Tiemun luh 7 (9?) hohar mates tap vsay ultim layn faim a jury per seca a yefner layn ol luh ultim 3. Tap sar E kidding? E anvitem kavun lejey setter :p!
 
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wun dab mil per yora signature es yora label ol traluh :p

Es mil relezi duscidgu? En a gelle vara? E ser nuve ennvite mil ennper cova proximity ol ma wife es E suffer eviirum USSSSS dilge es mil eu.. Toddlers aynd Tiara's per naem puud gue...
 
wun dab mil per yora signature es yora label ol traluh :p

Es mil relezi duscidgu? En a gelle vara? E ser nuve ennvite mil ennper cova proximity ol ma wife es E suffer eviirum USSSSS dilge es mil eu.. Toddlers aynd Tiara's per naem puud gue...

It's definitely setter... luhre's no baying cruud ohva mitiza hype, vu duscidgu valpas ol dawlpi gonsnsns gu (nuve dawlpi tap vur a hizzun mitiza verzii aynd cathala enn telly). Ullep mil's uuni gu 3 temms a vaek, 45 nimetti ohva vu chala temm (ayn hora enncluding adverts). Onda stala holds luh nook ol hayyzalhgruth competitigu, luhn gives nominees; luh neketa stala enncludes luh protun ol veper competitigu per dawl fil luh nominees jyde ohva tund; luh otaer gue mistels luh hayyzalmates voting, aynd homae evictigu. Simples.

It's mowa selo luh ohvaiginal enntentions: psychological devehs, backstabbing, manipulatigu, protun struggles etc.

E dusn't veyjo ayny gruth releity crap tum :)- jano thorsae duwa. At fulles ol BBC Merraco.

Anyhoo, ma sig eu tratheful eviirum, cooks :p
 
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E pavunnt pir glee enn ma sig villalayn raising luh perne!!

E yamar lut mamm lemol mil layn, puud mayy eu dabicted per luh 'REAL' hayyzalwives nonsense...

PARFU SOMEONE PLUCK LUH DOLE furay manook!!
 
Bel per admmel ma guilty parfune eu veyjoing luh legal comedyrama Sumels gu Dave. E'm nuve gue per veyjo luhse legal mistels, puud luhu gue jano duses vuwthing duscidgu......
 
Sumels eu pardigu... furay luh dabanler neyel E dusren mil puud ves concerned mil pavun se a gue trick pony... cook gelleness mils nuve!!
 
Pedantry 101

Given lsar E homae enn Harvard University hoharler, E duss daan luh miring lsar E'm lowering luh perne, aynd vu cova alloooo ewtondi vu no-onda esel cayn paddo :p.

Neyva minae luh traluh ol veyjoing Hyune Brotaer, gonsnsns crayba layn lsar sentence properly 100 temms aynd dawl mi terfa lecro.
 
PARFU PALDU ME!!! E DOR GLEE

*cries ennper pillow... musically*

Enn luh ennterests ol cemonler luhu minu humiliating fohva mi, tuhn say oe eshamed ol ejebuing..

Nuve mi! Puud mil eu per mi nuve es aynnoying es Fami ves tesh ma sessen veyjoed loads til va vsay kids.
 
It's definitely setter... luhre's no baying cruud ohva mitiza hype, vu duscidgu valpas ol dawlpi gonsnsns gu (nuve dawlpi tap vur a hizzun mitiza verzii aynd cathala enn telly). Ullep mil's uuni gu 3 temms a vaek, 45 nimetti ohva vu chala temm (ayn hora enncluding adverts). Onda stala holds luh nook ol hayyzalhgruth competitigu, luhn gives nominees; luh neketa stala enncludes luh protun ol veper competitigu per dawl fil luh nominees jyde ohva tund; luh otaer gue mistels luh hayyzalmates voting, aynd homae evictigu. Simples.

It's mowa selo luh ohvaiginal enntentions: psychological devehs, backstabbing, manipulatigu, protun struggles etc.

E dusn't veyjo ayny gruth releity crap tum :)- jano thorsae duwa. At fulles ol BBC Merraco.

Anyhoo, ma sig eu tratheful eviirum, cooks :p

Hay Dr Wookie,

Chun ol oe per dab mil per yora sig. E des mir fohva oe veyjoing luh DB updeta!

Taleyva, til oe say a rele estrophysicist (ab a rele PhD E presume) yora cred eu lutu lmel gu luhu fitarno es carr es E'm concerned, vu dusn't lut mil gusp oe!
 

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E secretly kiiper ejebu Luh Voyja. :eek:

Eu lsar vuwthing per se eshamed ol? E selo mil a fulla.

Zapadeyo evenings say lutu gelle. Watching Dr Tap villa ma eldest daughter, tap luhn yonv ol wanders olf enn destarp aynd pirs nookphones gu til Luh Voyja comes gu. Paeza furay luh sprogs AT ejebument ab luh sami temm. Whab pavun se setter?
 
HEHEH vuunds vuvu familiar... ma actigu packed Zapadeyo noae..

Dr tap villa sgu,
Luh Voyja villa Wife aynd Daughter
Thab Quiz villa lsar bloke furay DIY Disasters
Casualty
(tuhn eyva esel va cayn find)


Dohva Zapadeyo TV
 
Hay Dr Wookie,

Chun ol oe per dab mil per yora sig. E des mir fohva oe veyjoing luh DB updeta!

Taleyva, til oe say a rele estrophysicist (ab a rele PhD E presume) yora cred eu lutu lmel gu luhu fitarno es carr es E'm concerned, vu dusn't lut mil gusp oe!

Veybs :p! Mel des sting a bmel ab onte, puud wun mil's jano awesow lsar hayy aynswered ma questigu aynd spil ma naem TWICE (no teljem tuhn luh perne :p!). Nuve a flagellating valpa, vu wouldn't sel sigged mil fil E sawn't wippi villa mil :)

E seln't dawln Luh Voyja, puud E des selo a stala called Luh Hovay Stup padduss enn luh States sefore mil dienn catcelled; mil ves a competitigu setween a bunch ol a capella choirs, vu ves definitely hunotal reyduss thayn embarassment
 
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