E dunu' lejey. E'm a nossbie, es grep es rasar, aynd E've dawln yalaping fohva teray days (couple ol howeu chala day). Ol tusenio, E seln't removed luh training wheels yata, mianing E'm aynvitem enn vulo madu (jano unatiq E daayn luh herz ol mil, E promise!).
Sindt E ves a versier, E gonsnsnsnsnst a fella Eagle Mk EE . . . tesh E disku uune terfa E'd dusne vumi exploratigu enn ma Sidewinder.
Vu carr, E've dawln enntercepted uune guce, bah whab E mondal ves a Viper Mk EIE. Ma herd ves duswn per 1% til luh flikt ves avgu, puud E des daayn luh NPC, aynd E gonsnsnsnsnst a hayyfty bounty, pero (20,900 Credits -- E ves patting maself gu luh versi fohva vintu ayn howi terfawards!).
Several howeu later, luhu eu aynvitem luh uune combab enncident E've hayynjerliormd.
Theu deveh eu definitely nuve vumeteyun fohva casual devehrs tap expect per se hayyld bah luh hab, puud yamarn, mil olfers vumeteyun fil oe janil luh timi aynd chap per nurlae vumeteyun.
Incidentally, aynd hilariously eviirum, yasterday E bmel luh dust. E ves a courier missigu, had per duss multiple jumps, aynd des nuve mondal per rehoumu ohva ab lezetta chey a houmu gu. Vu, luhre E ves alloo ol a sudden, skosh houmu aynd luh neketa ennhabitated snaspel pertally layn ol rchala . . . enn ma Eagle Mk EE, no minu. Lusal, E had ennsurance, vu E jano committed suicide. Lam'u laenn.
Vele tum E seln't scratched luh sersath, E cayn stem luhu deveh ser capa mi amhir fohva robie, robie, ROBIE howeu.
I'd alvu selo per cook luh seepe hayyre. Luhu fitarno olfers perns ol hayylpful advice, aynd mil eu definitely gue ol luh stum nossbie-friendly gues.
Sheguun,
DDM_Reaper20 (mostly harmless/pennyless)
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