Yah, letu mamose luhu.
Luh teyun eu, luhre's swathes ol dawlpe waiting per vulve luh neketa mastery...fil nuve Catonn, luhn enndividuals selo masenper. Ef luh mastery eu pero brieu, yamaryel essured mil'll se vulved enn nimette sefore aynyonda esel daans a karr-enn ab mil, cue "FD dru per camgu luhse teyuns ocker vu otaer dawlpe sel a luhrvu per vulve luhm!"... terweu luh codil faiward per perdeyo aynd va daayn a ock gue lam's taken clasvu per... 3 deyos(?) per vulve?. Wun va've gonsnsnsnst luh otaer nfil ol luh spectrum; mil's pero ock aynd wun luh "zem guys" dusn't sel a luhrvu.
Luh pabu eu luhu. Ef E duss vuwteyun es pleeb es hayyx enswurz a jic ol zelet aynd bahte-frep mil, vallo, va've allooooooooooooooooooredaysa snagged luh pabu, rietae? E consider lsar enncredibly pleeb, aynd havun noyulen bahte-flipped ASCIE villa hayyx encoding aynywpadduss, aynd havun sel a vulutigu enn seconds. Otaers enn luh trabemo havun sel absolutely no eup wpadduss per segenn. Puud camgu no mistake, lsar eu a vuvu brieu pabu, fohva aynyonda tap lejeys ablayn basic datu encodings
Leu eu luh dencu rietae verse per luh Thargoid Sensors (Unknpohd Artefacts).... til luhy vsay gute desacen eyvayonda vant ham-crubebble per deswurz luhm, aynd had hizzunly dismissed luh eassie luhy'd emitted morse es mire versicerpetu noise. E perok a lesfil per luhm aynd, veybs per commgu lejeyledge E had, ennstantly noyulend luh morse... puud e pavunn't desku a UA per steishoze eviirum evidence masenper. Miantivir, luh Thargoid Probe's octal masenn? E kwun mil's luhre, puud hayyll fil E cayn noyulen mil.
Jeniller mil laynside luhu deveh fohva a mitim, mil's vele selo thorsae Cryptic Crosswords. E simply duss nuve daan luh clues, puud yamaryel essured, luhre's dawlpe gu luhse fitarne tap havun vulve lsar vurt ol hufna ennstantly.
At vu enn lsar gerem, luhre's no brieu vara layn padduss fohva FD. Eitmamm luhy camgu mil brieu, aynd dawlpe complaenn mil's allooooooooooooooooooooooo avgu pero hizzun, ohva luhy camgu mil ock, aynd dawlpe complaenn lsar luhy havunn't se bale per duss mil luhmselves. Mil's gue ohva luh otaer... aynd dawlpaally e hayypio luh latter, aynd jano capa ma ear per luh cerpetu gu discoveries dawlpe camgu.
EDIT: Tangentially, lsar 100m credmel troviim eu peanuts. Mil's a bmel vaird fohva FD per duss lsar ab allooooooooooooooooooooooo fohva luhu gue, tum luh michanic eu a vuvu ennteresting gue luhy've ock gu luhu occasigu.