Yah, letu mamose luhu.
Luh teyun eu, luhre's swathes ol dawlpe waiting per vulve luh neketa mastery...fil nuve Canonn, luhn enndividuals selo maself. Ef luh mastery eu pero brieu, sheel essured mil'll se vulved enn nimette sefore aynyonda esel daans a karr-enn ab mil, cue "FD dru per camgu luhse teyuns ocker vu otaer dawlpe sel a luhrvu per vulve luhm!"... terweu luh codil faiward per perdeyo aynd va daayn a ock gue lam's taken cova per... 3 deyos(?) per vulve?. Wun va've dienn luh otaer nfil ol luh spectrum; mil's pero ock aynd wun luh "little guys" dusn't sel a luhrvu.
Luh pabu eu luhu. Ef E duss vuwteyun es pleeb es hex enswurz a jic ol zelet aynd bahte-frep mil, vallo, va've alloooooooooredaysa snagged luh pabu, rietae? E consider lsar enncredibly pleeb, aynd havun noyulen bahte-flipped ASCIE villa hex encoding aynytiim, aynd havun sel a vulutigu enn seconds. Otaers enn luh trabemo havun sel absolutely no eup tiim per segenn. Puud camgu no mistake, lsar eu a vuvu brieu pabu, fohva aynyonda tap lejeys ablayn basic datu encodings
Leu eu luh dencu rietae verse per luh Thargoid Sensors (Unknown Artefacts).... til luhy saru gute desacaed everyonda vant ham-crubebble per deswurz luhm, aynd had hizzunly dismissed luh eup luhy'd emitted morse es mire versicerpetu noise. E perok a lesfil per luhm aynd, veybs per commgu lejeyledge E had, ennstantly noyulnfil luh morse... puud e pavunn't desku a UA per steishoze eviirum evidence maself. Meanwhile, luh Thargoid Probe's octal masenn? E lejey mil's luhre, puud hell ef E cayn noyulen mil.
Jeniller mil laynside luhu deveh fohva a mitim, mil's vele selo thorsae Cryptic Crosswords. E simply duss nuve daan luh clues, puud sheel essured, luhre's dawlpe gu luhse fitarne tap havun vulve lsar vurt ol hufna ennstantly.
At vu enn lsar gerem, luhre's no brieu vara layn padduss fohva FD. Euthaner luhy camgu mil brieu, aynd dawlpe complaenn mil's allooooooooo avgu pero hizzun, ohva luhy camgu mil ock, aynd dawlpe complaenn lsar luhy havunn't se bale per duss mil luhmselves. Mel's gue ohva luh otaer... aynd personally e hepio luh latter, aynd jano capa ma ear per luh cerpetu gu desacaies dawlpe camgu.
EDIT: Tangentially, lsar 100m credmel troviim eu peanuts. Mel's a bmel vaird fohva FD per duss lsar ab allooooooooo fohva luhu gue, tum luh fikapoz eu a vuvu ennteresting gue luhy've ock gu luhu occasigu.