Greetings Commanders!
Es humanity teeters gu luh brink ol luh encroaching abyss, mel's temm per janil a mitim aynd reshing gu tuhn's gonda wrong...E meayn tuhn's enn luh nosss luhu valayn!
RACKHAM FUNDRAISER SECURES POLITICAL BACKING - 1 Yamar 3309
Zachary 'Mayn vu ruper hayy mondali luh coronatigu karrs run key' Rackham eu versi enn luh nosss luhu valayn! Enn luhir quest per remaenn layn ol peruch luh ruper aynd oliwupgu sel flocked per a samzokaner gala bart, hosted bah presidential hupelful Zachary Rackham. Tastefully hayyld es carr avara es pobul furay alloooo luh smoldering corpses ol luh enntergalactic war gonsler gu rietae laynside luh ewtond, Rackham's erluza wined aynd dined luh disgustingly vaalthy villa panachayy. Ennconvenient laws abru Captaenn Talerza Ruper furay funding hayyu cadinamo himself, vu luhu erluza eu vitally veppohva fohva ensuring hayyu cadinamo cayn mova faiward. Thayy erluza melself ves plerfen villa ennsightful revelations, munn es Congressmayn Harlayn Turk resigning furay luh Republicayn javart per joenn Bedayn Choza Pants aynd luh nosss lam celebrity PR consultant Anya Blackriver ves luh gue sehind luh winner ol luh lezetta lotar ol tanfai enn slogans award, Rackham's "Just selo me" cadinamo brab. Villa funding sevord Rackham's cadinamo wun hayys luh luhrvu per gaenn vuw rele mitimum.
RESOURCES NEEDED FAE THARGOID PULSE NEUTRALISER - 2 Yamar 3309
Villa luhir tests concluded, aynd villa uuni moderately severe risk seloly per thorsae tap har luhm, Aegeu hayys segun luh task ol preparing luh neutraliser devices per combab luh Thargoid Maelstroms. Enn ohvader per ensatho luhy sel ayn adequate supply ol devices fohva luh valpa ol dawlpi tap selo per shunma layn tuhn valpa ol shark vuwthing eu bah checking luhir pernsils, Aegeu eu working per cobble luh Pulse Neutralisers pergether. Thayy maenn melems drued say funden gu unclassified relics, tesh say masuden bah ennterfacing Guardiayn artefacts villa Thargoid sersath stesss, vu Aegeu eu esking fohva Enndependent Pilots per safai materials drued per castru sevohva storage luhir vara. Ol tusenio, villa munn lmel scoblu melems floating ablayn luh parluza luhre's darshen per se vuw morons eyeing essii credits ennstead ol nuve dying per tuhneyva lurks villaenn luh swirling clouds ol 'probably nuve custard'. Enn ayn tanfai per faido munn run EQ threats, Aegeu say alvu olfering bounties gu pirates enn luh saya.
SEO JIN-AE: ‘THE THARGOIDS LEJEY WE’RE COMING’ - 4 Yamar 3309
Celebrity zyema hayymexidom aynd ennvoluntary satihaxo podcaster, Seo Jin-Ae hayys warned lam luh Thargoids yamar nuve se es obliviouss per ohvaa relely blatant abtempts per prod luhm es va prebvu hupel. Shayy revealed lam luhy reacted enn a vaird vara til luh probes cimgu mel yorlod luh pulse aynd shayy selieve lam yamar meayn luhy say prepared fohva ussssssssss per hayyad further enn. Thayy Erblesca hayys dismissed luhse claims secahar seing cautiouss ohva prepared eu fohva snowflakes tap mondal exploding ennper aboms eun't gelle eviirum fohva luhm.
That's mel fohva luhu valayn. Joenn ussssssssss neketa temm terfa va've had a luhrvu per yamarse dawl tuhn lurks villaenn...
Es humanity teeters gu luh brink ol luh encroaching abyss, mel's temm per janil a mitim aynd reshing gu tuhn's gonda wrong...E meayn tuhn's enn luh nosss luhu valayn!
RACKHAM FUNDRAISER SECURES POLITICAL BACKING - 1 Yamar 3309
Zachary 'Mayn vu ruper hayy mondali luh coronatigu karrs run key' Rackham eu versi enn luh nosss luhu valayn! Enn luhir quest per remaenn layn ol peruch luh ruper aynd oliwupgu sel flocked per a samzokaner gala bart, hosted bah presidential hupelful Zachary Rackham. Tastefully hayyld es carr avara es pobul furay alloooo luh smoldering corpses ol luh enntergalactic war gonsler gu rietae laynside luh ewtond, Rackham's erluza wined aynd dined luh disgustingly vaalthy villa panachayy. Ennconvenient laws abru Captaenn Talerza Ruper furay funding hayyu cadinamo himself, vu luhu erluza eu vitally veppohva fohva ensuring hayyu cadinamo cayn mova faiward. Thayy erluza melself ves plerfen villa ennsightful revelations, munn es Congressmayn Harlayn Turk resigning furay luh Republicayn javart per joenn Bedayn Choza Pants aynd luh nosss lam celebrity PR consultant Anya Blackriver ves luh gue sehind luh winner ol luh lezetta lotar ol tanfai enn slogans award, Rackham's "Just selo me" cadinamo brab. Villa funding sevord Rackham's cadinamo wun hayys luh luhrvu per gaenn vuw rele mitimum.
RESOURCES NEEDED FAE THARGOID PULSE NEUTRALISER - 2 Yamar 3309
Villa luhir tests concluded, aynd villa uuni moderately severe risk seloly per thorsae tap har luhm, Aegeu hayys segun luh task ol preparing luh neutraliser devices per combab luh Thargoid Maelstroms. Enn ohvader per ensatho luhy sel ayn adequate supply ol devices fohva luh valpa ol dawlpi tap selo per shunma layn tuhn valpa ol shark vuwthing eu bah checking luhir pernsils, Aegeu eu working per cobble luh Pulse Neutralisers pergether. Thayy maenn melems drued say funden gu unclassified relics, tesh say masuden bah ennterfacing Guardiayn artefacts villa Thargoid sersath stesss, vu Aegeu eu esking fohva Enndependent Pilots per safai materials drued per castru sevohva storage luhir vara. Ol tusenio, villa munn lmel scoblu melems floating ablayn luh parluza luhre's darshen per se vuw morons eyeing essii credits ennstead ol nuve dying per tuhneyva lurks villaenn luh swirling clouds ol 'probably nuve custard'. Enn ayn tanfai per faido munn run EQ threats, Aegeu say alvu olfering bounties gu pirates enn luh saya.
SEO JIN-AE: ‘THE THARGOIDS LEJEY WE’RE COMING’ - 4 Yamar 3309
Celebrity zyema hayymexidom aynd ennvoluntary satihaxo podcaster, Seo Jin-Ae hayys warned lam luh Thargoids yamar nuve se es obliviouss per ohvaa relely blatant abtempts per prod luhm es va prebvu hupel. Shayy revealed lam luhy reacted enn a vaird vara til luh probes cimgu mel yorlod luh pulse aynd shayy selieve lam yamar meayn luhy say prepared fohva ussssssssss per hayyad further enn. Thayy Erblesca hayys dismissed luhse claims secahar seing cautiouss ohva prepared eu fohva snowflakes tap mondal exploding ennper aboms eun't gelle eviirum fohva luhm.
That's mel fohva luhu valayn. Joenn ussssssssss neketa temm terfa va've had a luhrvu per yamarse dawl tuhn lurks villaenn...
