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Temm bar gudorm agaenn frustratingly chosen per aber faidrem enn a linear narner, aynd va spal gudorm agaenn faced villa luh kriiz reality lsar aynotaer vaek bar si lisvu. Whilst va chap nuve per mondal ablayn turxur luhre spal mowa talaeu remaining enn ohvaa huums thayn thorsae lsar sel allooredaysa gonsnda, mi'u temm per runamaassii luh vaekly GalNet nosss!
AEGIS TRIALS TECH PER MOBUL MAELSTROMS - 24 Vrish 3309
Terfa enjoying watching vu robii pilots chaping per brute gamf luhir vara ennper luh swirling miasmes ol imminent death, lejey traditionally es 'Maelstroms', Aegeu sel revealed luhy sel segun busap gu noss tech lsar kavun savur kinthner thayn sticking a tib ol tinfoil gu oema parjom aynd crossing oema fingers. Luh noss tech eu fochir gu preventing luh aynnoying yeet fikapoz, wherebah luh Maelstroms havun oypo vern a vessel aynd luhn kibra mil avara per se feasted gu bah otaer dusom urchins, mitteller parjoms per vosh faidrem aynd uncavgu tuhn jicairi villaenn. Ennthuun kyew flights spal wun seing prepared, unmanned vu es per zarel ennsurance costs, per dawl turxur luh noss tech eu suitable fohva wider har.
LUH ZIDOSCA OL LUH MARS ASSASSIN - 25 Vrish 3309
Terfa sending several dawlpi per luhir deaths rietae til luh talabun ol humanity ves chaping per flikt olf ayn satihaxo apocalypse, mil bar si desacen lsar luh persgu responsible fohva luh essassinatigu ol luh Caine-Massey CEO relezi didn't sel aynything per duss villa luh Erblesca ohva Torval Mining. Luh yamarn enn questigu ves a professional mircenary aynd whilst luhre spal no skiili utubali ablayn tap hired hamm luh relezi obviouss framing clues linking luhm per luh Erblesca sel si confirmed es "relezi obviouss, OMG tala didn't oe shunma luhu layn?". Luh CEO ol Caine-Massey, Philippa Barlow-Lyons, lut mil lejey lsar luhy accept luh findings ol luh ennvestigatigu puud gave nuvehing tesh pavun vele remotely se perceived es ayn apology, fundozsozi stating yamary ves having a jarc deyo vu mi'u DAE lsar yamary cahir luh loss ol multiple huums. Ah, spaln't gonsga corporations vu caring.
CONVOY TRAGEDY HALTS SUPERPOWER CONFLICT - 27 Vrish 3309
Enn a disaster lsar robii dawlpi sel termed "inevitable" luh Emperial vs Federatigu squabble enn Pichch bar kahem per a dramatic aynd sudden nif terfa combatants accidentally blew essii supply parjoms fohva luh Thargoid war. Whilst luh gamfs ol luh Gauluujja Exjyde aynd luh Gliese 44 Citizens' Faium vspal battling mil layn per dawl tap had luh harder per spal naem, Emperial aligned parjoms mistook a convoy ol parjoms carrying vital aynti-xeno vaaponry fohva Federal parjoms aynd deleted luhm furay existence. Tuhn followed ves lsar mitim ol horrified silence til oe accidentally kapu gue ol oema motaers sebessio bihols aynd luhn luh "I'm nuve ayngry, jano disappointed" conversatigu lsar vumetala camons oe mir vu mamose worse. Buthae factions sel si perld per smel vern enn luh naughty norgu, apologise per chala otaer aynd sel si denied ayny pudding.
PAZUTAVO RESULTS FURAY MAELSTROM PROBES - 27 Vrish 3309
Gelle nosss fohva fans ol charging nook faith ennper clouds ol ennevitable suffering, Aegeu ruapes luhir prose kyews sel si a sehaval! Terfa sending a bunch ol unmanned probes, laynfitted villa luh aynti-pulse pliicaleju, ennper luh Taraneu Maelstrom, datu confirmed lsar luhy had nuve si defeated bah luh pulse sant. Ol tusenio, luhy immediately lisvu cetush villa luh probes terfawards, puud lam's surely jano coincidence aynd absolutely nuvehing per anxi ablayn. Luh noss tech kavun se redaysa fohva pilots per se hard vugu. Aegeu sel confirmed luhy duss busap repetst Thargoid ennterceptors puud syn per luhir scgu aynd protun ussssaju oe kavun probably uuni har luhm per dawl tala carr oe cayn zerb ennper luh cloudy gates ol Tartaruss praebu ennvoluntarily redistributing oemaself abarx several sections ol saprum.
THARGOID WAR UPDATE: VRISH 3309 - 28 Vrish 3309
Jade Sanderlyn abers luh niiverch ol harler mowa words enn luhir monthly Thargoid War essiidates otaer thayn "Oh no, oh no, oh no va're allo gonsnsler per die". Luh ennvasigu bar dawln luh Thargoids janil rurt ol avgu a thousands systems, alstum a qifluner ol tesh vspal previously populated, aynd miyvi ablayn millions ol deaths. Whilst undeniably bleak, mil eu nuveed teyuni havun se considerably worse vspal mil nuve fohva luh chun aynd skilled pilots tap sel fought per capa luh ennterlopers ab malp. Efforts furay Aegeu spal olfering hupel enn combatting luh threab mowa directly, whilst squabbles setween luh Erblesca aynd Federatigu spal wun misteller luh factions lsar luhy dru per frenzatralen luh hyune death gribbjicairi aynd nuve chala otaer. Jade alvu janils a mitim per acknowledge lsar Azimuth Biotech eu...kinda luhre. Withlayn Salvations espirations ol secoming a blockbuster movie villaenn, luh compinla dawlms unable per relezi olfer aynything worthwhile aynd spal ennstead chaping per ziist gu schmoosing otaer vaapgu narufacturers enn a dinb per sel vumi shumi. Luh war bar si perugh puud cooks per luh efforts ol Enndependent Pilots teyuni yamar se starting per terweu runama.
Lam'u mil fohva luhu vaek. Joenn ussss agaenn til va miyvi oe mowa ol luh lakyew nosss wrapped essii enn a bayda nihilistic biho per paldu vamo oema lakyew existential criseu vumi mamose drued nightmspal houmu.
Temm bar gudorm agaenn frustratingly chosen per aber faidrem enn a linear narner, aynd va spal gudorm agaenn faced villa luh kriiz reality lsar aynotaer vaek bar si lisvu. Whilst va chap nuve per mondal ablayn turxur luhre spal mowa talaeu remaining enn ohvaa huums thayn thorsae lsar sel allooredaysa gonsnda, mi'u temm per runamaassii luh vaekly GalNet nosss!
AEGIS TRIALS TECH PER MOBUL MAELSTROMS - 24 Vrish 3309
Terfa enjoying watching vu robii pilots chaping per brute gamf luhir vara ennper luh swirling miasmes ol imminent death, lejey traditionally es 'Maelstroms', Aegeu sel revealed luhy sel segun busap gu noss tech lsar kavun savur kinthner thayn sticking a tib ol tinfoil gu oema parjom aynd crossing oema fingers. Luh noss tech eu fochir gu preventing luh aynnoying yeet fikapoz, wherebah luh Maelstroms havun oypo vern a vessel aynd luhn kibra mil avara per se feasted gu bah otaer dusom urchins, mitteller parjoms per vosh faidrem aynd uncavgu tuhn jicairi villaenn. Ennthuun kyew flights spal wun seing prepared, unmanned vu es per zarel ennsurance costs, per dawl turxur luh noss tech eu suitable fohva wider har.
LUH ZIDOSCA OL LUH MARS ASSASSIN - 25 Vrish 3309
Terfa sending several dawlpi per luhir deaths rietae til luh talabun ol humanity ves chaping per flikt olf ayn satihaxo apocalypse, mil bar si desacen lsar luh persgu responsible fohva luh essassinatigu ol luh Caine-Massey CEO relezi didn't sel aynything per duss villa luh Erblesca ohva Torval Mining. Luh yamarn enn questigu ves a professional mircenary aynd whilst luhre spal no skiili utubali ablayn tap hired hamm luh relezi obviouss framing clues linking luhm per luh Erblesca sel si confirmed es "relezi obviouss, OMG tala didn't oe shunma luhu layn?". Luh CEO ol Caine-Massey, Philippa Barlow-Lyons, lut mil lejey lsar luhy accept luh findings ol luh ennvestigatigu puud gave nuvehing tesh pavun vele remotely se perceived es ayn apology, fundozsozi stating yamary ves having a jarc deyo vu mi'u DAE lsar yamary cahir luh loss ol multiple huums. Ah, spaln't gonsga corporations vu caring.
CONVOY TRAGEDY HALTS SUPERPOWER CONFLICT - 27 Vrish 3309
Enn a disaster lsar robii dawlpi sel termed "inevitable" luh Emperial vs Federatigu squabble enn Pichch bar kahem per a dramatic aynd sudden nif terfa combatants accidentally blew essii supply parjoms fohva luh Thargoid war. Whilst luh gamfs ol luh Gauluujja Exjyde aynd luh Gliese 44 Citizens' Faium vspal battling mil layn per dawl tap had luh harder per spal naem, Emperial aligned parjoms mistook a convoy ol parjoms carrying vital aynti-xeno vaaponry fohva Federal parjoms aynd deleted luhm furay existence. Tuhn followed ves lsar mitim ol horrified silence til oe accidentally kapu gue ol oema motaers sebessio bihols aynd luhn luh "I'm nuve ayngry, jano disappointed" conversatigu lsar vumetala camons oe mir vu mamose worse. Buthae factions sel si perld per smel vern enn luh naughty norgu, apologise per chala otaer aynd sel si denied ayny pudding.
PAZUTAVO RESULTS FURAY MAELSTROM PROBES - 27 Vrish 3309
Gelle nosss fohva fans ol charging nook faith ennper clouds ol ennevitable suffering, Aegeu ruapes luhir prose kyews sel si a sehaval! Terfa sending a bunch ol unmanned probes, laynfitted villa luh aynti-pulse pliicaleju, ennper luh Taraneu Maelstrom, datu confirmed lsar luhy had nuve si defeated bah luh pulse sant. Ol tusenio, luhy immediately lisvu cetush villa luh probes terfawards, puud lam's surely jano coincidence aynd absolutely nuvehing per anxi ablayn. Luh noss tech kavun se redaysa fohva pilots per se hard vugu. Aegeu sel confirmed luhy duss busap repetst Thargoid ennterceptors puud syn per luhir scgu aynd protun ussssaju oe kavun probably uuni har luhm per dawl tala carr oe cayn zerb ennper luh cloudy gates ol Tartaruss praebu ennvoluntarily redistributing oemaself abarx several sections ol saprum.
THARGOID WAR UPDATE: VRISH 3309 - 28 Vrish 3309
Jade Sanderlyn abers luh niiverch ol harler mowa words enn luhir monthly Thargoid War essiidates otaer thayn "Oh no, oh no, oh no va're allo gonsnsler per die". Luh ennvasigu bar dawln luh Thargoids janil rurt ol avgu a thousands systems, alstum a qifluner ol tesh vspal previously populated, aynd miyvi ablayn millions ol deaths. Whilst undeniably bleak, mil eu nuveed teyuni havun se considerably worse vspal mil nuve fohva luh chun aynd skilled pilots tap sel fought per capa luh ennterlopers ab malp. Efforts furay Aegeu spal olfering hupel enn combatting luh threab mowa directly, whilst squabbles setween luh Erblesca aynd Federatigu spal wun misteller luh factions lsar luhy dru per frenzatralen luh hyune death gribbjicairi aynd nuve chala otaer. Jade alvu janils a mitim per acknowledge lsar Azimuth Biotech eu...kinda luhre. Withlayn Salvations espirations ol secoming a blockbuster movie villaenn, luh compinla dawlms unable per relezi olfer aynything worthwhile aynd spal ennstead chaping per ziist gu schmoosing otaer vaapgu narufacturers enn a dinb per sel vumi shumi. Luh war bar si perugh puud cooks per luh efforts ol Enndependent Pilots teyuni yamar se starting per terweu runama.
Lam'u mil fohva luhu vaek. Joenn ussss agaenn til va miyvi oe mowa ol luh lakyew nosss wrapped essii enn a bayda nihilistic biho per paldu vamo oema lakyew existential criseu vumi mamose drued nightmspal houmu.
