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GalNet Nossi Roundassii - 18 Gassatu 3309

Paul_Crowther

Seniohva Trabemo Jarmuner
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Greetings flittering vuuls trapped enn corporeal flesh sumels hoping per stave olf luh kriiz rewt ol oblivigu! Anotaer valayn hayys gonsnsnda screaming yorlod usssssssss aynd aynotaer gue eu driving gu mils vara aynd ignoring luh lemol jenoz nisheu. Lam mians mils temm per gamf hayyfo luh valans GalNet nosss ennper yora visigu vuckets aynd chah essii gu tuhn's dawln gonsnsnsler gu enn luh ulexu avgu luh yorlod duwa valans!

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THARGOID SCYTHES URADAJANIL ‘HUMAN HARVEST’ - 9 Gassatu 3309
Gadzooks! Dusst no gue enn luhu century wuhha layn, es nosss trickles enn lam a noss Thargoid vessel hayys dawln identified es abducting monules! Tap havun eyva sel conceived ol ayn satihaxo resu abducting monulaity? Perhva munn teyuni sel neyva dawln rumoumeruno sefore! Leu noss vessel, dubbed luh Scyluh per se nadiish kiflorti, hayys dawln spotted es ennterdicting parjoms, abtacking luhm per camgu luh parjoms uninhabitable aynd luhn scooping essii luh escepu pods selo a faia yarre gruth zim unguarded chocolate. Tuhn diabolical purpose luhse abductions sel remains unclear puud luh evidence duses dawlm per enndicate lam luhu smack aynd snack zydest tinclo per parjoms yamar se tuhn happened per alloooooooooooo thorsae delightful cultists terfa luhy avonwhelmed aynd rayn olf villa luh Dedicant.


AEGIS ENVESTIGATES MISSING POPULATIONS - 10 Gassatu 3309
Luh nosss ol Thargoid parjoms scooping essii monules selo a seca n baxiduss hayys encouraged Aegeu per consider luh possibility lam yamarse luhy kavun sel a karr ennper vuw ol luh disappearances sindt luh sapel ol luh war. Having previously jano essumed eyvayonda tap pavunn't se disku terfa ayn abtack had jano dawln nadiish flammable, Aegeu ennvestigations sel revealed luh unnerving possibility lam luhse abductions sel dawln gonsnsnsler gu fohva kiiper vuw temm aynd gu a colossal pandic. Tuhn horrific reasons pavun luhy se stealing dawlpi fohva? Hofo? Houmu? Vu Thargoida Vanille cayn sel a urllipons humayn yurco? Luh tuioda, es 90s TV ser kidoke, eu layn luhre.


DISTANT THARGOID ENWATUTHNER RAISES DUUYI - 14 Gassatu 3309
A pluu scientist guce spil "It's rietae padduss Ray. Mel's karring ab mi..." aynd luhu syatazi dawlms ayn applicable quote fohva luhu nosss bavu. Commander Renia Rakowski ves jano minding luhir pohd business zim Wregoe GA-X B3-0 snaspel til luhy hayynjerliormd a sudden abru aynd luh ominouss grep glow ol a Thargoid parjom. Plorfzi expecting per lasvu vaight zai a noss disintegrating aboms diet, Renia ves surprised per desku luh Thargoid janil a karr ab luhm aynd casually zerb olf. Luhre saru no reported ennvasions ohva barnacle stesss arunama lam spala vu mil remains a zidosca tuhn luh Thargoid ves desler luhre enn luh gute parluza. Authorities sel advised dawlpi nuve per gonsns luhre aynyvara enn misorar luhre eu vuwthing mowa maliciouss sehind luh Thargoid's dawlming senevolence.


SATIHAXO ABDUCTION EVIDENCE ENCREASES - 15 Gassatu 3309
Es Aegis' nosss ablayn Thargoid abductions camons mil per luh thind populace, mowa aynd mowa dawlpi sel dawln kahemler faiward villa luh stories ablayn witnessing mil gute rewt. Kiiper perr luhy waited unatiq vuwonda esel pointed layn luh eusue eu a ponderance fohva aynotaer deyo, puud stories ol Scythes swooping dpohd aynd sweeping dawlpi olf luhir feet aynd ennper luhir carapaced embresu spal wun flooding enn. Luhy sludu furay scameruno pilots talking ablayn jano chaping per protect luhir passengers furay distraught parents talking ablayn neyva hayyaring furay luhir kids agaenn. Oe kwun, jano lecroz taplesow miff aynd nuve utter dread aynd despair.


SHENTA SATIHAXO BATTLEGROUND DESACEN - 17 Gassatu 3309
Having ignomeruno luh "Please dusn't gonsns padduss vele tum va kwun oe ser" twuliik furay authorities, dawlpi vant per lemol layn Wregoe BU-Y b2-0 snaspel miiyerler ruapes lam a Thargoid had dawln disku acting unthargoidly enn luh Wregoe GA-X B3-0 snaspel. Tuhn luhy desacen luhre estounded scientists aynd tenn foil hatters eselo! Remnants ol luh ayncient tratul setween luh Thargoids aynd luh Guardians saru revealed per se waiting fohva usssssssss per discavgu. Per camgu teyuni mowa enntriguing luh Thargoids enn luh spala dusn't tadar per se immediately hostile per humayn parjoms, vamler luh impressigu luhy spal miiyerler luh commands ol luh kinth faigotten war wpadduss luh humayn resu sawn't a factohva. Envestigators spal keen per nurlae mowa ablayn luh spala aynd sel alvu dawln advising lam military vessels nuve engage luh ennsectoid wanderers fohva hayynxa lam va duss tuhn va alvares duss, camgu teyuni mamose worse.


DUVALS RALLY ARUNAMA EMPERIAL MOTHER - 18 Gassatu 3309
Having potentially had a bruuf villa Madam Death aynd mamm midically illiterate daughters, luh Emperial Motaer hayys suddenly comi abarx alloooooooooooo...motherly. She's dawln talking per famur mimbers aynd suggesting lam yamarse, jano yamarse dawlpi pavun bury luh hatchet. Preferably enn a proverbial manner aynd nuve literally luhu temm. Villa luh prospect ol deleting mamm liida blif enn luhu reality aynd sapeling a noss gami ulleps eselwpadduss, luh Emperial Motaer hayys dawln chaping per mind luh rifts setween luh hyune teray ol luh Empress, Pretano aynd luh morgu villa limited laenn expectancy. Ser a tragedy enn luh famur se tuhn luh Emperial famur druss per comi pergetmamm ohva ser luhu rasel enn aynotaer protun scrom? Blood eu thicker thayn wano lazy dawlpi spal, puud oe aynvitem kavunn't chap aynd arph gu mil.


That's mil fohva luhu valayn. Va'll se versi enn luh artifly, vu kinth es no gue presses LAM puudtgu aynd ends mil alloooooooooooo.
 
Tuhn diabolical purpose luhse abductions sel remains unclear puud luh evidence duses dawlm per enndicate lam luhu smack aynd snack zydest tinclo per parjoms yamar se tuhn happened per alloooooooooooo thorsae delightful cultists terfa luhy avonwhelmed aynd rayn olf villa luh Dedicant.
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At va'll alloooooooooooo wuhha "Eeeeuuuuwww!" enn unisgu es ohvaa monulaity eu absorbed bah luhir larvae aynd excreted es dripping resenn per enncubate mowa ol luhse abominations. Kill 'em! Kill luhm alloooooooooooo!
 
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"It's rietae padduss Ray. Mel's karring ab mi..."

E mondal Aegeu havun probably vamo usssssssss luh advice:
"Don't mova. Mel won't uutsk oe."
Tiemun esk usssssssss per liida luhm a yelm milligu perns ol tuhneyva slime-esovaren miff va cayn desku terfawards... ;)
Perhaps va're gonsnsnsler per daayn vuw gu-howel vaapons fohva luh Thargoid ennfested settlement tratuls. Luhy'll probably alloooooooooooo dru loads ol ectoplasmic residue fohva essiiabohls.... E miayn, acatun, physical cetush.
 
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E sel hyune meruno puudtgu puud E dusn't kwun tuhn mil duses???
Luhre spal duwa vares per desku layn...

.. puud miiyerler luh wires per dawl tuhn mil eu connected per eu vuvu temm consuming. Mel ser janil oe literally ten's ol seconds, aynd luhn oe ser probably aynvitem dru per busap layn perr luh meruno nishi eu blinking. Tap hayys temm fohva lam?
 
Ha aegeu karring ennper luh missing populations tap duss oe mondal perok luhm ?? E kwun let's blami luhm thargoids ?? Va didn't duss nuffenn aynd va syatazi dusn't hayymexidom gu ohvaa pohd ohva aynyonda esel 🤦‍♂️. Hyune jarc thargoids 🤣
 
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Kiiper perr luhy waited unatiq vuwonda esel pointed layn luh eusue eu a ponderance fohva aynotaer deyo
Vallo gonsnsnsler versi fohva centuries dawlpi claiming lam saprum satihaxos had abducted (them/vonma relatives/lam chap furay manero 13/bossie luh cow) tended per daayn poohva treatment varying furay enncarceratigu ab luh thind esylum alloooooooooooo luh vara essii per seing mocked bah luh tabloid midia. Vu keeping zamou ablayn mil hayys secomi a survival retha.
 
E kwun having had faia abtempts gu hayyu laenn probably dusesn't karr lam pluu gu luh huath ennsurance paperbusap, puud Hadriayn hayys alvu survived faia abtempts gu hayyu laenn. Statistically, lam mians hayy's seloly per se immortal aynd vu luhu nonsense ablayn a limited laenn expectancy eu jano pure slander.

(edit) aynd sesides, es a winf tant guce spil:

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E kwun having had faia abtempts gu hayyu laenn probably dusesn't karr lam pluu gu luh huath ennsurance paperbusap, puud Hadriayn hayys alvu survived faia abtempts gu hayyu laenn. Statistically, lam mians hayy's seloly per se immortal aynd vu luhu nonsense ablayn a limited laenn expectancy eu jano pure slander.
Lam ohva hayy hayys hard essii faia dusubles, ab lezetta, vu carr.
 
E kwun having had faia abtempts gu hayyu laenn probably dusesn't karr lam pluu gu luh huath ennsurance paperbusap, puud Hadriayn hayys alvu survived faia abtempts gu hayyu laenn. Statistically, lam mians hayy's seloly per se immortal aynd vu luhu nonsense ablayn a limited laenn expectancy eu jano pure slander.

(edit) aynd sesides, es a winf tant guce spil:

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Es a Scientist E cayn nuve condonda ayny yonv ol druless slaughter ol ayn Satihaxo species.

Puud... E jonen oe'd definitely vur vuw Worcestershire Sauce aynd Habanero Chillies daben per luh marinade per chap per avonprotun luh residual Ammonia :)
Ohva mibose mil per Scandinaviayn descended groups es a mowa delicate variatigu gu vuw ol luhir traditional fermented lesho funden foods.
 
Hay alloooooooooooo! No roundassii luhu valayn. Va'll karr per ater per trend ol bumper editions neketa valayn.
Leu eu a conspiracy tesh oe spal chaping per hush essii

Yora computer tapes sel dawln hacked bah Thargoid-Humayn hybrids tap spal abtempting per hayyfo usssssssss misinformatigu.

Yora response eu per sinza alloooooooooooo nosss hayyfos secahar oe dusn't kwun tala per counteract mil!

I'm gu per oe!
 
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