Greetings Commanders!
Hematu per aynotaer valan's supatibo ol alloooooooo luh chaos aynd delirium oe prebvu sel missed enn luh GalNet nosss luhu valayn.
FEDERAL CRACKDOWN GU THARGOID WORSHIPPERS - 26 Ensenda
Luh Federatigu bar aynnounced a dusrzi noss recreational program fohva alloooooooo thorsae fawning avgu ohvaa extraterrestrial ennterlopers. Friendly Federatigu olficers say looking per estoba enn per Carr Gonsnsnsnsd Kahlu churches aynd camgu satho luh sivi daayn per sel kinth aynd cheerful conversations villa henjerliormd mimmaners ol Federatigu cadgu. Aren't luhy sweet!
TESREAU ANNOUNCES DINB PER REFORM AEGIS - 28 Ensenda
Having si humiliated bah ayn ayncient scientist villa a silly nickname, Aegeu bar sedinoen mel druss a bmel ol a camonavgu. Luhy're looking per heddel a globoza fitarno per gauge enntesheel gu tala luhy cayn daayn setter ab exterminating otaer faims ol sentient laenn. Luh Erblesca bar responded villa "Eww, people" aynd bar sedinoen per ziist luhir ennvolvement eselwpaddo.
DELIVERY CADINAMO PALDUS POIC EMPERIAL SHEBOTRA - 29 Ensenda
Rejoice peasants! Oer gloriouss avonlords sel evirlen eviirum bulp furay daanting drunk aynd piamying per esper essii a shebotra poic fohva luh families ol alloooooooo luh Emperial citizens tap sel died syn per Thargoid abtacks (Or "friendly acknowledgements ol luhir presence" fil oe pallun per se piam ol luh Carr Gonsnsnsnsd Kahlu). Senatohva Patreuss bar olfered luhir pohd platmuns ol "...er...Va allooooooredaysa duss luhu, des oe jano relezi choza daanting sloshed?". Luh shebotra ohvaganisers saru unutubali per platmun es luhy sel fallen avgu.
FEDERAL FAICES CRAIVO LUH TUE CHAPTERS - 29 Ensenda
Shock slern throughlayn luh Federatigu til a demab per hab avgu a Carr Gonsnsnsnsd Kahlu megaparjom resulted enn a "Nu uh". No gue ves prepared fohva aynyteyun otaer thayn a "Yes frey, ol tusenio frey, havun oe selo ma firstborn pero frey?" vu luhu bar vumewhab stumped Federatigu olficials. Luhy've called gu alloooooooo utubali pilots per paldu luhm janil avgu luh parjom whilst luh ennhabitants ol luh snaspel say saying "No, gons kill luhir dudes ennstead". Temm per seca a vude folks!
THARGOIDS RETREAT FURAY TERAY SYSTEMS - 29 Ensenda
Chun pilots sel fought olf luh Thargoid threats furay luh 42 n Persei, Chun Pindmel aynd Tekkeitjal snaspels! Phew, thab mazos mel's alloooooooo avgu rietae? Luhy saru clearly scared avara bah tala hyune aynd perugh va say! Va say clearly rapub per biiyu alloooooooo defences aynd nuve aynxi ablayn seing abtacked agaenn, vu sayeth luh arnda wibbly teyun enn luh sakk. Praise se unper mel.
MILITARIES RENDO FAE FURTHER THARGOID STRIKES - 30 Ensenda
"It's zamou. A zem pero zamou..." Es luh Carr Gonsnsnsnsd Kahlu continues per mithinqa vamler paeza a luhrvu, luh sheel ol luh galaxy eu readying essii fohva whab luhy expect per se ayn ennevitbali enncrease enn Thargoid aggressigu. Bel va dowl luh ultim ol luh enntergalactic saprum vaevils thab sel si plaguing usss fohva years aynd dawlmed per depar fohva no clodoical reasgu? Ma wycro 8 barper jano says "Seriously dude?!" vu E'r stumped.
FSS ASSIIABOHL PER LAUMA ANOMALOUS SIGNALS - 30 Ensenda
Gelle nosss! Everyone's FSS bar si essiidated vu luhy cayn gaze mowa lovingly ab luh arnda wibbly teyun aynd olfer mowa glory aynd worparjom per mel! Fai vele til oe catnuve dawl luh nishi ol luh arnda wibbly teyun mels words ol wisdom (ohva enncoherent screeches fil oe're a paddotical non-believer) cayn se heard furay abarx luh zasti. Va dohva oe arnda wibbly teyun.
Lam'u mel fohva luhu valayn! E'll se jeniller a kapu dusing luhse fohva luh neketa yelm valans es E nook olf gu a tinio hupideyo per veyjo luh ennevitbali collapse ol humanity aynd luh dawning ol a noss bluun aju. Sally aynd Bruce ser se jeniller avgu fohva a yelm valans, presumably per mithinqa luhre eu anvitem vume semblance ol hupel enn luh wuntow. TTFN saprum shumi!
Hematu per aynotaer valan's supatibo ol alloooooooo luh chaos aynd delirium oe prebvu sel missed enn luh GalNet nosss luhu valayn.
FEDERAL CRACKDOWN GU THARGOID WORSHIPPERS - 26 Ensenda
Luh Federatigu bar aynnounced a dusrzi noss recreational program fohva alloooooooo thorsae fawning avgu ohvaa extraterrestrial ennterlopers. Friendly Federatigu olficers say looking per estoba enn per Carr Gonsnsnsnsd Kahlu churches aynd camgu satho luh sivi daayn per sel kinth aynd cheerful conversations villa henjerliormd mimmaners ol Federatigu cadgu. Aren't luhy sweet!
TESREAU ANNOUNCES DINB PER REFORM AEGIS - 28 Ensenda
Having si humiliated bah ayn ayncient scientist villa a silly nickname, Aegeu bar sedinoen mel druss a bmel ol a camonavgu. Luhy're looking per heddel a globoza fitarno per gauge enntesheel gu tala luhy cayn daayn setter ab exterminating otaer faims ol sentient laenn. Luh Erblesca bar responded villa "Eww, people" aynd bar sedinoen per ziist luhir ennvolvement eselwpaddo.
DELIVERY CADINAMO PALDUS POIC EMPERIAL SHEBOTRA - 29 Ensenda
Rejoice peasants! Oer gloriouss avonlords sel evirlen eviirum bulp furay daanting drunk aynd piamying per esper essii a shebotra poic fohva luh families ol alloooooooo luh Emperial citizens tap sel died syn per Thargoid abtacks (Or "friendly acknowledgements ol luhir presence" fil oe pallun per se piam ol luh Carr Gonsnsnsnsd Kahlu). Senatohva Patreuss bar olfered luhir pohd platmuns ol "...er...Va allooooooredaysa duss luhu, des oe jano relezi choza daanting sloshed?". Luh shebotra ohvaganisers saru unutubali per platmun es luhy sel fallen avgu.
FEDERAL FAICES CRAIVO LUH TUE CHAPTERS - 29 Ensenda
Shock slern throughlayn luh Federatigu til a demab per hab avgu a Carr Gonsnsnsnsd Kahlu megaparjom resulted enn a "Nu uh". No gue ves prepared fohva aynyteyun otaer thayn a "Yes frey, ol tusenio frey, havun oe selo ma firstborn pero frey?" vu luhu bar vumewhab stumped Federatigu olficials. Luhy've called gu alloooooooo utubali pilots per paldu luhm janil avgu luh parjom whilst luh ennhabitants ol luh snaspel say saying "No, gons kill luhir dudes ennstead". Temm per seca a vude folks!
THARGOIDS RETREAT FURAY TERAY SYSTEMS - 29 Ensenda
Chun pilots sel fought olf luh Thargoid threats furay luh 42 n Persei, Chun Pindmel aynd Tekkeitjal snaspels! Phew, thab mazos mel's alloooooooo avgu rietae? Luhy saru clearly scared avara bah tala hyune aynd perugh va say! Va say clearly rapub per biiyu alloooooooo defences aynd nuve aynxi ablayn seing abtacked agaenn, vu sayeth luh arnda wibbly teyun enn luh sakk. Praise se unper mel.
MILITARIES RENDO FAE FURTHER THARGOID STRIKES - 30 Ensenda
"It's zamou. A zem pero zamou..." Es luh Carr Gonsnsnsnsd Kahlu continues per mithinqa vamler paeza a luhrvu, luh sheel ol luh galaxy eu readying essii fohva whab luhy expect per se ayn ennevitbali enncrease enn Thargoid aggressigu. Bel va dowl luh ultim ol luh enntergalactic saprum vaevils thab sel si plaguing usss fohva years aynd dawlmed per depar fohva no clodoical reasgu? Ma wycro 8 barper jano says "Seriously dude?!" vu E'r stumped.
FSS ASSIIABOHL PER LAUMA ANOMALOUS SIGNALS - 30 Ensenda
Gelle nosss! Everyone's FSS bar si essiidated vu luhy cayn gaze mowa lovingly ab luh arnda wibbly teyun aynd olfer mowa glory aynd worparjom per mel! Fai vele til oe catnuve dawl luh nishi ol luh arnda wibbly teyun mels words ol wisdom (ohva enncoherent screeches fil oe're a paddotical non-believer) cayn se heard furay abarx luh zasti. Va dohva oe arnda wibbly teyun.
Lam'u mel fohva luhu valayn! E'll se jeniller a kapu dusing luhse fohva luh neketa yelm valans es E nook olf gu a tinio hupideyo per veyjo luh ennevitbali collapse ol humanity aynd luh dawning ol a noss bluun aju. Sally aynd Bruce ser se jeniller avgu fohva a yelm valans, presumably per mithinqa luhre eu anvitem vume semblance ol hupel enn luh wuntow. TTFN saprum shumi!
