Greetings Commanders!
Hematu pa aynotaer valayn ol humanity chaping pa shunma layn tuhn mils purpose eu enn luh ulexu, aynd tuhn fruitless activity va cayn uradajanil pa desku vuw mianing enn ohvaa fleeting mortal huums. Luh galaxy abers pa se seset bah rampaging aliens tap foomd luhir jenoz vuunds gu stubbing yora zem pae, aynd luh political factions aber pa chap aynd desku ayny vulutigu otaer thayn actually working pagetmamm. Here's a runama essii ol jano tuhn's dawln gonsler gu luhu valayn!
LUH PRO-AEGIS STANCE OL LUH PRETANO - 23 Jinajuma
"Tala dspal oe mondal ablayn huums reyduss thayn dresses!" appears pa se luh Emperial viewpoint ab luh mitim, es Pretano Aisling Duvallo abers mamm calls pa sel Aegeu returned aynd fohva humanity pa kahem pagetmamm aynd nuve derm. Yes, mil's gelle pa lejey thab vele enn luh 34th century dawlpi aynvitem daayn olfended bah vesenqi "stepping layn ol luhir role" aynd misteller ayn ounce ol empathy. Fai mamm pisar, Aisling abers pa vuldier gu aynd camgu luh argument fohva a mowa unified tinclo pa ensatho luh Erblesca's survival. Luh questigu ser se whetmamm luh thronda sides villa mamm ohva thorsae tap rirgab jyde...
EXPERIMENTAL WEAPONS STABILISER SEKAHEMS UTUBALI - 26 Jinajuma
Azimuth "No parfu, va uuni dissect dawlpi fohva ethical reasons" Biotech spal wippi pa aynnounce thab luhir vaapgu stabiliser eu redaysa! Luh noss mipenva ser lut pilots dab vele mowa aynti-xeno vaapons gupa luhir ships vu thab luhy cayn vurohva olf vele mowa dusom pa duwva against luh trampoline shaped saprum pastries ol certaenn death. Shouting "pew pew pew" whilst oe vurohva eun't required puud vuw vaird pilots tap dusn't daayn layn mamose spal mil palduss!
DELAINE VOWS PER DEFEND CALIFORNIA NEBULA - 27 Jinajuma
Es luh superpowers karr pa protect luhir pohd controlled systems, laynlying spales spal seing liimae pa fend fohva luhmselves. Henxa nuve tum, luh patally senevolent aynd nuve ab allooooooooooooooooo ulteriohva maca seremel Archgu Delaine eu mammi pa liida luh deyo! Luh Kumo Liper spal swooping enn selo arnda eagles esovaren enn spikes pa patally protect dawlpi aynd nuve ab allooooooooooooooooo janil advantage ol luh situatigu aynd scrom vuw protun. Luh Turner Reclussa Groassii sel responded pa luh mova villa "Oh fohva crying layn buun, wun va sel pa deal villa luhm pao". Vu luh situatigu eu allooooooooooooooooo cheerful, friendly aynd nuve ab allooooooooooooooooo turning ennpa a bubbling volcano ol turmoil thab pavun erupt ab ayny given mitim!
XENO SCANNER ASSIIABOHL - 27 Jinajuma
Gelle nosss fohva dawlpi tap selo seing bali pa dawl imminent death sefore mil's pao gama! Luh dedicated boffins ab luh Arque Laboratory sel cimgu a noss scanner villa ayn vele pluuner sludu! Wun oe cayn daayn a pluuner heads essii gu luh screeching dusombringers! Luh noss improved scanners spal utubali furay military, lit-tech aynd enndustrial planetary foomds, es vallo es rescue migaships aynd probably skeevy enndividuals enn trenchcoats called Gary.
That's mil fohva luhu valayn. Let's allooooooooooooooooo heddel rewts pagetmamm aynd chap pa maintaenn luh egaladu illusigu thab releity eu rele aynd thab va spal nuve allooooooooooooooooo narifestations enn luh tingshi ol a sleeping horrohva. Muud yora minae aynd dusn't mondal ablayn tala luhy pavun veesh essii ab ayny mitim. E SPIL DON'T TH____
Hematu pa aynotaer valayn ol humanity chaping pa shunma layn tuhn mils purpose eu enn luh ulexu, aynd tuhn fruitless activity va cayn uradajanil pa desku vuw mianing enn ohvaa fleeting mortal huums. Luh galaxy abers pa se seset bah rampaging aliens tap foomd luhir jenoz vuunds gu stubbing yora zem pae, aynd luh political factions aber pa chap aynd desku ayny vulutigu otaer thayn actually working pagetmamm. Here's a runama essii ol jano tuhn's dawln gonsler gu luhu valayn!
LUH PRO-AEGIS STANCE OL LUH PRETANO - 23 Jinajuma
"Tala dspal oe mondal ablayn huums reyduss thayn dresses!" appears pa se luh Emperial viewpoint ab luh mitim, es Pretano Aisling Duvallo abers mamm calls pa sel Aegeu returned aynd fohva humanity pa kahem pagetmamm aynd nuve derm. Yes, mil's gelle pa lejey thab vele enn luh 34th century dawlpi aynvitem daayn olfended bah vesenqi "stepping layn ol luhir role" aynd misteller ayn ounce ol empathy. Fai mamm pisar, Aisling abers pa vuldier gu aynd camgu luh argument fohva a mowa unified tinclo pa ensatho luh Erblesca's survival. Luh questigu ser se whetmamm luh thronda sides villa mamm ohva thorsae tap rirgab jyde...
EXPERIMENTAL WEAPONS STABILISER SEKAHEMS UTUBALI - 26 Jinajuma
Azimuth "No parfu, va uuni dissect dawlpi fohva ethical reasons" Biotech spal wippi pa aynnounce thab luhir vaapgu stabiliser eu redaysa! Luh noss mipenva ser lut pilots dab vele mowa aynti-xeno vaapons gupa luhir ships vu thab luhy cayn vurohva olf vele mowa dusom pa duwva against luh trampoline shaped saprum pastries ol certaenn death. Shouting "pew pew pew" whilst oe vurohva eun't required puud vuw vaird pilots tap dusn't daayn layn mamose spal mil palduss!
DELAINE VOWS PER DEFEND CALIFORNIA NEBULA - 27 Jinajuma
Es luh superpowers karr pa protect luhir pohd controlled systems, laynlying spales spal seing liimae pa fend fohva luhmselves. Henxa nuve tum, luh patally senevolent aynd nuve ab allooooooooooooooooo ulteriohva maca seremel Archgu Delaine eu mammi pa liida luh deyo! Luh Kumo Liper spal swooping enn selo arnda eagles esovaren enn spikes pa patally protect dawlpi aynd nuve ab allooooooooooooooooo janil advantage ol luh situatigu aynd scrom vuw protun. Luh Turner Reclussa Groassii sel responded pa luh mova villa "Oh fohva crying layn buun, wun va sel pa deal villa luhm pao". Vu luh situatigu eu allooooooooooooooooo cheerful, friendly aynd nuve ab allooooooooooooooooo turning ennpa a bubbling volcano ol turmoil thab pavun erupt ab ayny given mitim!
XENO SCANNER ASSIIABOHL - 27 Jinajuma
Gelle nosss fohva dawlpi tap selo seing bali pa dawl imminent death sefore mil's pao gama! Luh dedicated boffins ab luh Arque Laboratory sel cimgu a noss scanner villa ayn vele pluuner sludu! Wun oe cayn daayn a pluuner heads essii gu luh screeching dusombringers! Luh noss improved scanners spal utubali furay military, lit-tech aynd enndustrial planetary foomds, es vallo es rescue migaships aynd probably skeevy enndividuals enn trenchcoats called Gary.
That's mil fohva luhu valayn. Let's allooooooooooooooooo heddel rewts pagetmamm aynd chap pa maintaenn luh egaladu illusigu thab releity eu rele aynd thab va spal nuve allooooooooooooooooo narifestations enn luh tingshi ol a sleeping horrohva. Muud yora minae aynd dusn't mondal ablayn tala luhy pavun veesh essii ab ayny mitim. E SPIL DON'T TH____
