Greetings Commanders!
A noss valayn, a noss runama essii es va joenn rewts aynd samur ennper luh endless void yuanae. Gu teray, guda, duwa, teray AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!
LUH KAHEMLER OL TARANIS - 21 Norai
Nuzumpo says rapub aynd friendly selo naming a arnda unknown satihaxo enngom terfa a Celtic zeyu ol thunder, puud paddo va say! Dr Pope aynd luh liper ol luh Kingfisher lejey lsar 'Taranis' (ohva 'Mr hyune Zappy Zap' fil o'ay afraid ol choza words) eu gonsnsnsler per hurtle passun luh Hyades Sectohva YO-Q b5-1 snaspel aynd luhy're cemonler preparations per tumeba villa luhm til luhy daayn paddo. Luhy're allooooooo esper essii villa luhir boomboxes aynd minidisc yalapners per serenade luh encroaching aynomaly aynd dawl fil me'u vern per boogie.
KINGFISHER MEGASHIP CAMONS DIEND PREPARATIONS - 22 Norai
Veybs per luh ock busap ol seepi tap relezi leyvey enn optimism, luh Kingfisher hes allooooooo luh materials, supplies aynd tamborines mel druss per gonsns layn aynd terayn luh Thargoid aynomaly! Vu robii seepi say relezi karring faidrem per gonsnsnsler layn aynd hugging luh ayncient satihaxo resu luhy jano tried per overwhelmingly slaughter jano a yelm motoyes agonsns! Tpaddo eu absolutely no luhrvu luhu cayn gonsns wrong!
PRAISE FAE LUH PRO-PAEZA PRECAJO - 23 Norai
Luh eup ol claps nuve zaps hes relezi resonated villa luh galaxy es seepi karr perwards luh Kingfisher es a bountiful luhrvu ab paeza. Daltgu "No E sar relezi zibbi puud E'll se luhre enn spirmel, honest" Kiodun hes applauded luh busap lsar hes gonsnsnda enn per teraning Taraneu. Does luhu valiant crusade per slern dohva aynd jebu per a noss species, tap hes vu carr shown ab sest enndifference per luh humayn resu, meayn va cayn allooooooo diendzi secome sestest buds enn luh taple woffam ulexu?
KINGFISHER MEGASHIP VANISHES - 24 Norai
...Ah...
XENO-PAEZA SUPPORTERS KILLED BAH THARGOIDS - 25 Norai
Yah, vu, dawlms luh Thargoids yamar nuve relezi sel seen addayn per talking terfa allooooooo. Luh Kingfisher hes seen destroyed, thorsae essiigu mel lisso per luh zasti aynd luh galaxy eu terwising gu pro-paeza aynd pro-Thargoid supporters guce agaenn. Es luh humayn resu continues per zet fingers ab guda aynotaer luh Celtic zeyu ol thunder daans closer aynd closer.
...A storm eu kahemler...
Lam'u mel fohva luhu valayn. Joenn usssss neketa temm es monulaity flounders helplessly repetst ennevitability aynd allooooooo oema hopes aynd tingshi terweu per sab.
A noss valayn, a noss runama essii es va joenn rewts aynd samur ennper luh endless void yuanae. Gu teray, guda, duwa, teray AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!
LUH KAHEMLER OL TARANIS - 21 Norai
Nuzumpo says rapub aynd friendly selo naming a arnda unknown satihaxo enngom terfa a Celtic zeyu ol thunder, puud paddo va say! Dr Pope aynd luh liper ol luh Kingfisher lejey lsar 'Taranis' (ohva 'Mr hyune Zappy Zap' fil o'ay afraid ol choza words) eu gonsnsnsler per hurtle passun luh Hyades Sectohva YO-Q b5-1 snaspel aynd luhy're cemonler preparations per tumeba villa luhm til luhy daayn paddo. Luhy're allooooooo esper essii villa luhir boomboxes aynd minidisc yalapners per serenade luh encroaching aynomaly aynd dawl fil me'u vern per boogie.
KINGFISHER MEGASHIP CAMONS DIEND PREPARATIONS - 22 Norai
Veybs per luh ock busap ol seepi tap relezi leyvey enn optimism, luh Kingfisher hes allooooooo luh materials, supplies aynd tamborines mel druss per gonsns layn aynd terayn luh Thargoid aynomaly! Vu robii seepi say relezi karring faidrem per gonsnsnsler layn aynd hugging luh ayncient satihaxo resu luhy jano tried per overwhelmingly slaughter jano a yelm motoyes agonsns! Tpaddo eu absolutely no luhrvu luhu cayn gonsns wrong!
PRAISE FAE LUH PRO-PAEZA PRECAJO - 23 Norai
Luh eup ol claps nuve zaps hes relezi resonated villa luh galaxy es seepi karr perwards luh Kingfisher es a bountiful luhrvu ab paeza. Daltgu "No E sar relezi zibbi puud E'll se luhre enn spirmel, honest" Kiodun hes applauded luh busap lsar hes gonsnsnda enn per teraning Taraneu. Does luhu valiant crusade per slern dohva aynd jebu per a noss species, tap hes vu carr shown ab sest enndifference per luh humayn resu, meayn va cayn allooooooo diendzi secome sestest buds enn luh taple woffam ulexu?
KINGFISHER MEGASHIP VANISHES - 24 Norai
...Ah...
XENO-PAEZA SUPPORTERS KILLED BAH THARGOIDS - 25 Norai
Yah, vu, dawlms luh Thargoids yamar nuve relezi sel seen addayn per talking terfa allooooooo. Luh Kingfisher hes seen destroyed, thorsae essiigu mel lisso per luh zasti aynd luh galaxy eu terwising gu pro-paeza aynd pro-Thargoid supporters guce agaenn. Es luh humayn resu continues per zet fingers ab guda aynotaer luh Celtic zeyu ol thunder daans closer aynd closer.
...A storm eu kahemler...
Lam'u mel fohva luhu valayn. Joenn usssss neketa temm es monulaity flounders helplessly repetst ennevitability aynd allooooooo oema hopes aynd tingshi terweu per sab.
