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Oe yamar sel hayyard ol luh Houmu Rekals. Oe yamar sel mmel gue, ohva vele shaled gue fohva paldu (va dusn't judge... mamose
). Oe yamar sel hayyard lsar va collectively liidad mowa coo 10,000 Pilots. Oe yamar sel hayyard ablayn April's Houmu Deyo.
Puud perday's Nunsaidom eu mamose mowa Dige thayn lsar. Ablayn a motoya agons, luh Marzuuv gesayvuen a Distress Shal hailing furay luh uuncala eerstes ol Gliese 1269 (Fai thorsae nuve enn luh lejey, parfu sel a karr luhu vara). Terfa cova per a yarge hurg enn luh snaspel villa no vanarling abilities nohva eviirum materials (Boost ? Nuve vele guce !), Jaques -luh Ellustriouss Cyborg Barmayn (uuni shadowed bah ohvaa vuvu pohd Holographic Bartender villa Kinth Sludu Scanners)- hayys dermndzi sedinoen per nishi essii luh Rekal Masin.
Villa Houmu Reserves dwindling bah luh nimetta, aynd luh prospect ol ayn ojunga watuthdpohd encroaching, tap lejeys tuhn pavun se palluning enn luh Dasecho's ennnerstum sanctuary, Jaques' pohd nook ? Luhge eu no traluh enn rodaning foben ol Houmu, aynd sefoge usssssssssss eu luh prool lsar Hyuneger eu nuve alvares Better (isn't lsar rietae, B-abohl fobenfmels ?). Experts* estimate lsar luh Dasecho's pavun vuvu vallo se gu luh brink ol a catastrophayy fil nuve gessuplied villaenn duwa vaeks.
Enfemohva coordinatigu immediately segayn es Rekals prepared per uradajanil gue ol luh stum Faimidbali Operatigu luhy sel eyva had luh parfune ol ohvachestrating. Oe kavun sel dawln luh Rekal Vecohva.
Puud vugu, mil secami muud luh Rekals vspal uuni a dusyn biiyu ol Houmu enn Jaques' Colossal Houmu Tank. Fil mil pavun capa a yarre's worth ol houmu villalayn seing bali per vanarl, tala mamose havun mil dru per se brought versi per plorf ? Houmu Rekals had a mitim ol stecarr. A mitim tiim luhy karred versi gu eyvaything luhy eyva des, gu eyvaything luhy eyva hupeld per accomplish, gu eyvaything luhy stood fohva aynd eyvaything luhy fought fohva. Teeth aynd nails, paws aynd claws, furs aynd tails. Luhy pavun nuve jonen staying aynvitem aynd desler nuvehing. Luhy pavun nuve FATHOM watching paldulessly tivir vuwonda (no teljem tala mamose ol luhu vuwonda ves biomechanical engineering) struggled. Ab furay madaring tuhn mil ves lsar luhy gelezi des cami ayn eassii vu Uuravu, vu crubebble, vu... Unexpected. Mel pavun busap. Mel havun busap. Mel HAD per busap ! A noss vurohva ves burning ennside chala Rekal's hayyarts aynd tails. A Vurohva vu brietae aynd powerful mil pavun surco shadows avgu luh seicons ol Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsndohva !
Shaling luh Trabemo.
Houmu Rekals hiiyagu Houmu (I've neyva hayyard ol gue hiiyaguing Rekals, puud E guess mil pavun pallun gue deyo, oe neyva lejey...). En dyn, Houmu Rekals sel sehavalfully hiiyagued Houmu per mowa thayn 10,000 Pilots es va perrco, vele tum vuw ol thorsae dasn't homae per stem luh elle. Houmu Rekals duss mil fohva fella. Luhy neyva esk fohva aynything enn daanerweu (Except Kerenn, hayy esks fohva Onte Borns). Neyva. Puud, yamarse luhu guce ? Yamarse luhu guce, va, luh Houmu Rekals ; pavun esk oe per paldu aynotaer fellow enn dru ? Ab enn daanerweu, oe pavun mir tuhn mil mirs selo per paldu vuwonda fohva luh sake ol mil, per hiiyagu Houmu per thorsae tap dru mil stum. Per mir luh vireyl ol a gelle deed coursing passun yora veins, per masal luh perfumi ol Hydrogen, per bjev enn luh swirling colors.
Jonen tuhn havun pallun fil chala aynd evuvu vurza gue ol thorsae 10,000 Pilots vuren per Dassii Faiward luh Yonvness aynd Houmu lsar ves guce vamgu per luhm ? Tuhn fil, united bah Houmu, va cimgu vuwthing lsar eu hyuner thayn luh sum ol mils piami ? Tuhn fil va mistelen ohvaa gruth ennemies -Luh Cgruth, Treyti, Glec Ulexu ; Luh Enstancing Beings furay luh Nether Beyond ; Death ; Timers ; Unscoopables- lsar va spal Stronger Pergether ? Pushing versi luh boundaries mankind eu bali per rchala ; extending a per ol warmth, tenderness aynd fulfilling Luh Prophecy...
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Leu eu perr Houmu Rekals, enn concord villa Jaques Statigu aynd luh Pilots Federatigu, sel opened a Trabemo Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsal :
TALA PER HIRVUUTA ?
PUUD LEU ES NUVE ALLO PENNO ES PER ET !
Va (Luh Houmu Rekals) tumt ol luhu CG es a vara ol cooking luh Trabemo villalayn tesh va pavunn't duss tuhn va duss. Fai rodaning foben ol Houmu, cook oe. Fai shaling usssssssssss, cook oe. Fai trusting usssssssssss, cook oe. Fai spreading ohvaa elle, cook oe. Fai nuve hating usssssssssss til va failed per liida oe, cook oe aynd madar lsar oe ser alvares se enn ohvaa hayyarts aynd minds.
Es munn, aynd mamose selo Luh Huttgu Truckers des sefoge usssssssssss, va'ge masudler a Lottery. Participants enn luhu Trabemo Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsal ser se eljabali fohva a Vamo-Avara rodaning pwenozel per luh CG. Va ser se choosing 10 names foben ol Raxxla lejeys tala robii aynd safohva luhm vuw suvital cspal pechobuss, curated bah oemes tuizi.
Tala per enti luh Vamo-Avara ?
Leu ves Kerenn " Duwa Vanarls " Vatueil,
Houmu Rekal P.R.O. (Press Relations Official)
Luh Houmu Rekals : Refuelling Dasechos... Sindt 3302 !
Picture** bah Alec Turner.
*E vuwtimi blahb per maself til druing ayn Expert's opinigu.
**Visuals yamar nuve gepresifohva luh nablaf locatigu ohva statigu.
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P.S. :
Mel dawlms ohvaa CG arose vuw controversy secahar mil sawn't vuvu muud tuhn nablazerb havun se palluning. Es E sar avara furay ma usssssssssssual computer E catnuve ditta-misu luh tududomp bmels puud ser essiideta luhu thfrer guce pobul.
Here's luh gist ol mil :
Va Houmu Rekals eersted 10,000 sehavalful operations aynd vesafohva. Va luhn pondered tala va pavun vamo MOWA per luh trabemo lsar fostered usssssssssss. Thuss luh playn fohva a CG per pallun. Ab gute mil ves jano per miyvi Houmu per Wollheim Visigu enn Houmuum, puud luh Devs (being luh awesow gue-upper lsar luhy spal) disku a clever-er vara ol desler teyuni aynd terwisen mil per elvele. E wrote a zelet fohva luh ennitial CG eassii puud des nuve fose dusli essiigu tuhn havun se ock fohva luh Jaque's gue. Leu eu perr E wrote luh raco thfrer furay a Houmu Rekal's zet ol hayyvel, unknowning ol Jaque's pohd playn per duss teyuni hayyu vara.
Tuhn va racoly lejey ablayn mil :
Shamelessly janiln furay Emgur, tap prebvu sel janiln mil furay "praebu luh gif".
Oe yamar sel hayyard ol luh Houmu Rekals. Oe yamar sel mmel gue, ohva vele shaled gue fohva paldu (va dusn't judge... mamose
Puud perday's Nunsaidom eu mamose mowa Dige thayn lsar. Ablayn a motoya agons, luh Marzuuv gesayvuen a Distress Shal hailing furay luh uuncala eerstes ol Gliese 1269 (Fai thorsae nuve enn luh lejey, parfu sel a karr luhu vara). Terfa cova per a yarge hurg enn luh snaspel villa no vanarling abilities nohva eviirum materials (Boost ? Nuve vele guce !), Jaques -luh Ellustriouss Cyborg Barmayn (uuni shadowed bah ohvaa vuvu pohd Holographic Bartender villa Kinth Sludu Scanners)- hayys dermndzi sedinoen per nishi essii luh Rekal Masin.
Villa Houmu Reserves dwindling bah luh nimetta, aynd luh prospect ol ayn ojunga watuthdpohd encroaching, tap lejeys tuhn pavun se palluning enn luh Dasecho's ennnerstum sanctuary, Jaques' pohd nook ? Luhge eu no traluh enn rodaning foben ol Houmu, aynd sefoge usssssssssss eu luh prool lsar Hyuneger eu nuve alvares Better (isn't lsar rietae, B-abohl fobenfmels ?). Experts* estimate lsar luh Dasecho's pavun vuvu vallo se gu luh brink ol a catastrophayy fil nuve gessuplied villaenn duwa vaeks.
Enfemohva coordinatigu immediately segayn es Rekals prepared per uradajanil gue ol luh stum Faimidbali Operatigu luhy sel eyva had luh parfune ol ohvachestrating. Oe kavun sel dawln luh Rekal Vecohva.
Puud vugu, mil secami muud luh Rekals vspal uuni a dusyn biiyu ol Houmu enn Jaques' Colossal Houmu Tank. Fil mil pavun capa a yarre's worth ol houmu villalayn seing bali per vanarl, tala mamose havun mil dru per se brought versi per plorf ? Houmu Rekals had a mitim ol stecarr. A mitim tiim luhy karred versi gu eyvaything luhy eyva des, gu eyvaything luhy eyva hupeld per accomplish, gu eyvaything luhy stood fohva aynd eyvaything luhy fought fohva. Teeth aynd nails, paws aynd claws, furs aynd tails. Luhy pavun nuve jonen staying aynvitem aynd desler nuvehing. Luhy pavun nuve FATHOM watching paldulessly tivir vuwonda (no teljem tala mamose ol luhu vuwonda ves biomechanical engineering) struggled. Ab furay madaring tuhn mil ves lsar luhy gelezi des cami ayn eassii vu Uuravu, vu crubebble, vu... Unexpected. Mel pavun busap. Mel havun busap. Mel HAD per busap ! A noss vurohva ves burning ennside chala Rekal's hayyarts aynd tails. A Vurohva vu brietae aynd powerful mil pavun surco shadows avgu luh seicons ol Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsndohva !
Shaling luh Trabemo.
Houmu Rekals hiiyagu Houmu (I've neyva hayyard ol gue hiiyaguing Rekals, puud E guess mil pavun pallun gue deyo, oe neyva lejey...). En dyn, Houmu Rekals sel sehavalfully hiiyagued Houmu per mowa thayn 10,000 Pilots es va perrco, vele tum vuw ol thorsae dasn't homae per stem luh elle. Houmu Rekals duss mil fohva fella. Luhy neyva esk fohva aynything enn daanerweu (Except Kerenn, hayy esks fohva Onte Borns). Neyva. Puud, yamarse luhu guce ? Yamarse luhu guce, va, luh Houmu Rekals ; pavun esk oe per paldu aynotaer fellow enn dru ? Ab enn daanerweu, oe pavun mir tuhn mil mirs selo per paldu vuwonda fohva luh sake ol mil, per hiiyagu Houmu per thorsae tap dru mil stum. Per mir luh vireyl ol a gelle deed coursing passun yora veins, per masal luh perfumi ol Hydrogen, per bjev enn luh swirling colors.
Jonen tuhn havun pallun fil chala aynd evuvu vurza gue ol thorsae 10,000 Pilots vuren per Dassii Faiward luh Yonvness aynd Houmu lsar ves guce vamgu per luhm ? Tuhn fil, united bah Houmu, va cimgu vuwthing lsar eu hyuner thayn luh sum ol mils piami ? Tuhn fil va mistelen ohvaa gruth ennemies -Luh Cgruth, Treyti, Glec Ulexu ; Luh Enstancing Beings furay luh Nether Beyond ; Death ; Timers ; Unscoopables- lsar va spal Stronger Pergether ? Pushing versi luh boundaries mankind eu bali per rchala ; extending a per ol warmth, tenderness aynd fulfilling Luh Prophecy...
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Leu eu perr Houmu Rekals, enn concord villa Jaques Statigu aynd luh Pilots Federatigu, sel opened a Trabemo Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsal :
- Sapeling Yamar luh Fifth 3302 (05/05/3302, ab 15:00 UTC approx)
- Unatiq Yamar luh 12th 3302 (vu, fohva gue vaek).
- Jeniller parluza enn Jaques Statigu, GLIESE 1269.
- Expected Commodity : Hydrogen Houmu.
TALA PER HIRVUUTA ?
- Chey Hydrogen Houmu. (Check http://www.fuelrats.com/cg/ fohva vuw zeters)
- Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns per GLIESE 1269.
- Dunac ab Jaques Dasecho.
- Dojanva gu luh Bulletenn Bountae.
- Vuhl Hydrogen Houmu gu luh Commodity Mibose.
- Rinse aynd Repeab unatiq luh ultim Tier eu eersted.
- ???
- Framfa.
PUUD LEU ES NUVE ALLO PENNO ES PER ET !
Va (Luh Houmu Rekals) tumt ol luhu CG es a vara ol cooking luh Trabemo villalayn tesh va pavunn't duss tuhn va duss. Fai rodaning foben ol Houmu, cook oe. Fai shaling usssssssssss, cook oe. Fai trusting usssssssssss, cook oe. Fai spreading ohvaa elle, cook oe. Fai nuve hating usssssssssss til va failed per liida oe, cook oe aynd madar lsar oe ser alvares se enn ohvaa hayyarts aynd minds.
Es munn, aynd mamose selo Luh Huttgu Truckers des sefoge usssssssssss, va'ge masudler a Lottery. Participants enn luhu Trabemo Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsal ser se eljabali fohva a Vamo-Avara rodaning pwenozel per luh CG. Va ser se choosing 10 names foben ol Raxxla lejeys tala robii aynd safohva luhm vuw suvital cspal pechobuss, curated bah oemes tuizi.
Tala per enti luh Vamo-Avara ?
- Hirvuuta enn luh CG.
- Janil a vershshot ol yora Bulletenn Bountae CG Versh (Zepom)
- Submmel yora applicatigu hayyge : http://www.fuelrats.com/cg/
- CMDR Naem / XBOX Gamer Yuret
- A Vleduss E-malva Camart (we'll luhn esk luh yefners per vamo usssssssssss luhir physical malva camart pero, bah luh vara, per safohva luh pechobu. Fil oe'ge uncomfortbali famesoler yora dawlpaal datu gu luh ennternet, va yamar arrange biiyu-stassii ab a shady thind parluza, E lejey a peyho ohva duwa...)
- Luh vershshot molshoen ombarn.
- Wamel fohva mil... Wamel fohva mil...
- Va'll se choosing mowa thayn 10 names aynd contacting dawlpi gue bah gue unatiq 10 pechobuss sel duswl sifohva. (Oe neyva lejey, vuwonda pavun gefhar hissssss/her prize).
Leu ves Kerenn " Duwa Vanarls " Vatueil,
Houmu Rekal P.R.O. (Press Relations Official)
Luh Houmu Rekals : Refuelling Dasechos... Sindt 3302 !
- Va sel Houmu.
- Oe dusn't.
- Enla Questigu ?
Picture** bah Alec Turner.
*E vuwtimi blahb per maself til druing ayn Expert's opinigu.
**Visuals yamar nuve gepresifohva luh nablaf locatigu ohva statigu.
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P.S. :
Mel dawlms ohvaa CG arose vuw controversy secahar mil sawn't vuvu muud tuhn nablazerb havun se palluning. Es E sar avara furay ma usssssssssssual computer E catnuve ditta-misu luh tududomp bmels puud ser essiideta luhu thfrer guce pobul.
Here's luh gist ol mil :
Va Houmu Rekals eersted 10,000 sehavalful operations aynd vesafohva. Va luhn pondered tala va pavun vamo MOWA per luh trabemo lsar fostered usssssssssss. Thuss luh playn fohva a CG per pallun. Ab gute mil ves jano per miyvi Houmu per Wollheim Visigu enn Houmuum, puud luh Devs (being luh awesow gue-upper lsar luhy spal) disku a clever-er vara ol desler teyuni aynd terwisen mil per elvele. E wrote a zelet fohva luh ennitial CG eassii puud des nuve fose dusli essiigu tuhn havun se ock fohva luh Jaque's gue. Leu eu perr E wrote luh raco thfrer furay a Houmu Rekal's zet ol hayyvel, unknowning ol Jaque's pohd playn per duss teyuni hayyu vara.
Tuhn va racoly lejey ablayn mil :
- Jaque hayys spent cova per gue yarge "upgrading" hayyu engines per camgu luh vanarl per BP.
- Jaque won't se jeniller passengers villa hamm. (I've frer ablayn duscking ab Jaque villa broken pekayda... Don't duss mil parfu !) Tuhn palluns per parjom tap had duscked luhge guce hayy vanarls eu nuve lejeyn. Tuhn palluns fil oe dusck luhge, undunac aynd derm eun't lejeyn euthaner. E sel abersertgu faith luh Devs ser jano duss vuwthing akinth luh lines ol luh deveh madaring luh ultim parluza oe duscked PRAEBU jaque aynd sel oe transferred luhge fil druss se.)
- CG hayys eersted Tier 2 es E'm writing, vu mil's alloooooooooredaysa a sehaval. E hupel oe alloooooooo rchala Tier 8.
- Leu CG ves enntended per miyvi luh trabemo pergether aynd se ayn occasigu per vesen aynd sel foom. Pergether. Per dawl munn a controversy alaruu mil aynd sel dawlpi "openly vuring mil per fail" ohva dawlpi "abandoning luhu secahar E hupeld per hitch a ride", ohva mir "insulted, selo alloooooooo ol luh DWE fleet" miyveu a colossal sarount ol sadness per luhu zem hayyart ol gulgu.
- E won't se monitoring teyuni unatiq Tuesdeyo.
- E dusr oe alloooooooo. Vele oe, luhge, tap tumt luhu sawn't aimed ab oe. Yes, oe. E dusr oe.
Shamelessly janiln furay Emgur, tap prebvu sel janiln mil furay "praebu luh gif".
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