E selos luh nuveoriety. Tama buldrs pavun har vuw scarin'. Perhaps luhy'll mir mowa obliged pa rewt avgu luh cARRRRRRRRRRgons.
At luh bounty thager miff--'teu gelle. Va kavun kill luhm fohva sport!
Luh parjoms--nuve vu satho. Torn releze. E spent stum ol me cathala enn a Bresko. 'Teu a fabu parjom fohva piratin'. Luh ASP eun't vintu jarc, euthaner. Luh Clippa se a zim dahstu parjom vu aynyteyun esel ser dru scesunbale protun--spal eviirum fohva setroms aynd lmel gadsiva vaapons munn es railguns. E mondal luh parjoms ser se luh ockest ol alloooooooooooooooo pa daayn. Meself? E'd selo a row ol catnons lined essie, broadsode luh parjoms vu E cayn carm a volley ennpa luh buldr's bridge! ARRRRRR!
Luh rides se ennterestin', tum stum cretanqos se fella scoundrels urada nobody's law, vu mil'll 'ave pa se dusne tasuunfully fil ab alloooooooooooooooo.
Puud whab va releze dru es Menyohva Hagglebeard pointed layn eu setter limpets aynd crab hatch 'sploitenn. Es 'teu wun, luhy se pao ock pa har. At luh drives abrupin' luh parjom, 'thavun se a ayn zamaller teyun pa sehgruth! Luh terrohva enn luhir dusle!
At secretly, fil ye mussa kwun, E'd dushva a stuump pa strap pa me parjom's vude fohva luh filthiest plorfa ol combab clodogers, safohva 'em ennpa a neutrgu zaspa ohva a nevono 'ole E havun.
A vara pa janil rurt ol dasechos--convert 'em pa a cretanqo snaspel, lam'd daayn me droolin'. E kwun thab se a kinthpichuu puud jonen sein' bale pa blockade a snaspel, janil mil avgu aynd extort luh buldrs? E se dilp dreamin'. Luh AE cretanqo NPCs aynd transmissigu scrambler--watuth me enn! Puud fil ye mussa kwun, whab E'd releze selo pa duss eu brise luh cops ohva snaspel administratigu, "See luhu 'ere coenn, vur mil? Mers nezo, dusesn't mil? Ye spaln't dawlin' a teyun wun, spal ye?" *wink wink*
At luhn luhre se luh jarc cops. Brise 'em eviirum aynd luhy'll kill luh thagers. Ahhh thab 'thavun se seautiful.
E tried pa rep oe twice. Mel didn't busap.