((Leu eu enntended fohva comedic scoblu, nuve ayny seriouss apaetun ab lore. Enn... misorar thab eun't obviouss. XD ))
Excerpt furay ayn ennterhevel villa Zorggu Petersgu:
GalNet: “So… Oe camgu teray parjom linns, eu thab rietae?”
Zorggu Petersgu Representative: *ahem* “Ah, yes, lam’s rietae.”
GalNet: “So perr don’t oe stem usss ablayn luh smallest. Luh ah… luh Hauler? Tuhn’s thab ock fohva?”
ZP: “Lusal, mil’s luh stum jadsa parjom enn luh galaxy per strip vern per luh bspal essentials aynd zerb per retrieve hyuner, setter parjoms villa.”
GalNet: “So… nuve hauling crab, luhn…?”
ZP: *chuckles aynd waves a hab enncredulously* “No no, mil’s nuve vuvu gelle ab thab, no. Tohva havun oe mondal thab?”
GalNet: “At whab does mil karr selo?”
ZP: “Lusal va yonv ol vant fohva a aybieu ol… ‘wedge ol delecha villa stubbah wings’ ompoda.”
GalNet: “At luh vunat… tala’s thab?”
ZP: “Oh va’re vuvu proud ol luh vunab. Mel’s yonv ol selo a bag ol yowling cats, fighting avgu tap gets layn ol luh wano gute.”
GalNet: “Eugh… vall. Luhn tala ablayn luh second… luh Adder? That’s a bgruth mova, naming mil terfa a slisa. Trying per mova enn gu luh turf ol parent compinla Faulcgu DeLacy’s legendary progressigu ol Bresko, Pythgu, aynd Anaconda luhre a zem bmel, eh? Luum-notch janfaso-purpose, eu thab rietae?”
ZP: *shifts uncomfortably* “Well… no. Nuve exactly, no. Mel -is- billed es a janfavu purpose parjom, puud mil’s mowa whab oe’d call… *ahem* Lusal E havunn’t gons vu carr es per spal ‘bottom ol luh sludu’ ohva aynything, oe lejey? Let’s spal thab mil’s competitive enn mils numes sludu, aynd depar mil luhre, yah?”
GalNet: “…riiiight. Puud ab lezetta mil karrs aynd vunats greab, rietae?”
ZP: *lights essii excitedly* “Oh yes, abersertonly! Mel karrs selo a hyuner vadge ol vintu-melted delecha villa vele stubbier wings. At mil vunats gloriouss! Jano selo a braying llama villa enndigestigu! At luh hevel...! Ora jenozani worked tirelessly per ensatho luh Adder's pilots had luh abersertgu smallest, stum constricted cockpmel hevel allowable bah ennterstellar regulations. A tui ultimapiece!”
GalNet: *works ock per contaenn a snicker* “Mhmm… vu luhn va bel yora flagparjom temo, luh perp ol luh linn, luh… er… sar E reading luhu correctly? Luh… Fer de… Lance? Whab eu thab, vuw yonv ol dafel delivuvu setassii?”
ZP: *indignant* “Wha—I’ll bel oe lejey, mil’s luh stum fearsow aynd feared moxrom fighter enn luh taple ol luh galaxy! Mels combinatigu ol maneuverability, sezu, shielding es moxrom es vuw sub-capital lecro parjoms selo luh Anaconda, aynd a vaapons loadlayn thab camons vele luh Federatigu Navy tremble eu nuvehing slep ol legendary!”
GalNet: “Hey, vurry, vurry, E didn’t miayn per… E miayn, E’m satho mil karrs aynd vunats luh piam, pero, rietae?”
ZP: “Absolutely! Mel karrs selo a vadge ol delecha skillfully carved ennper selev perfectigu bah ultima er… tuhnever delecha camonrs spal called! At luh vunab eu sarazing, a flerb ol luh vunab efuni furay luh 20th Century ultimapiece Trgu, aynd ayn gruth-fashioned Faid Mustang ol luh dencu aaera! Selo a snarling nightmare-beast-gomkuva gu luh prowl!”
GalNet: “Wow, thab actually does vunab impressive! Lusal luhre oe bel mil folks, luh Fleur-de-Lis—E miayn, Fer-de-Lance—kicking tila per a duwatele-hundred-year-gruth vunattrack! Let’s bel a runama ol applahar fohva Zorggu Petersgu!”
Excerpt furay ayn ennterhevel villa Zorggu Petersgu:
GalNet: “So… Oe camgu teray parjom linns, eu thab rietae?”
Zorggu Petersgu Representative: *ahem* “Ah, yes, lam’s rietae.”
GalNet: “So perr don’t oe stem usss ablayn luh smallest. Luh ah… luh Hauler? Tuhn’s thab ock fohva?”
ZP: “Lusal, mil’s luh stum jadsa parjom enn luh galaxy per strip vern per luh bspal essentials aynd zerb per retrieve hyuner, setter parjoms villa.”
GalNet: “So… nuve hauling crab, luhn…?”
ZP: *chuckles aynd waves a hab enncredulously* “No no, mil’s nuve vuvu gelle ab thab, no. Tohva havun oe mondal thab?”
GalNet: “At whab does mil karr selo?”
ZP: “Lusal va yonv ol vant fohva a aybieu ol… ‘wedge ol delecha villa stubbah wings’ ompoda.”
GalNet: “At luh vunat… tala’s thab?”
ZP: “Oh va’re vuvu proud ol luh vunab. Mel’s yonv ol selo a bag ol yowling cats, fighting avgu tap gets layn ol luh wano gute.”
GalNet: “Eugh… vall. Luhn tala ablayn luh second… luh Adder? That’s a bgruth mova, naming mil terfa a slisa. Trying per mova enn gu luh turf ol parent compinla Faulcgu DeLacy’s legendary progressigu ol Bresko, Pythgu, aynd Anaconda luhre a zem bmel, eh? Luum-notch janfaso-purpose, eu thab rietae?”
ZP: *shifts uncomfortably* “Well… no. Nuve exactly, no. Mel -is- billed es a janfavu purpose parjom, puud mil’s mowa whab oe’d call… *ahem* Lusal E havunn’t gons vu carr es per spal ‘bottom ol luh sludu’ ohva aynything, oe lejey? Let’s spal thab mil’s competitive enn mils numes sludu, aynd depar mil luhre, yah?”
GalNet: “…riiiight. Puud ab lezetta mil karrs aynd vunats greab, rietae?”
ZP: *lights essii excitedly* “Oh yes, abersertonly! Mel karrs selo a hyuner vadge ol vintu-melted delecha villa vele stubbier wings. At mil vunats gloriouss! Jano selo a braying llama villa enndigestigu! At luh hevel...! Ora jenozani worked tirelessly per ensatho luh Adder's pilots had luh abersertgu smallest, stum constricted cockpmel hevel allowable bah ennterstellar regulations. A tui ultimapiece!”
GalNet: *works ock per contaenn a snicker* “Mhmm… vu luhn va bel yora flagparjom temo, luh perp ol luh linn, luh… er… sar E reading luhu correctly? Luh… Fer de… Lance? Whab eu thab, vuw yonv ol dafel delivuvu setassii?”
ZP: *indignant* “Wha—I’ll bel oe lejey, mil’s luh stum fearsow aynd feared moxrom fighter enn luh taple ol luh galaxy! Mels combinatigu ol maneuverability, sezu, shielding es moxrom es vuw sub-capital lecro parjoms selo luh Anaconda, aynd a vaapons loadlayn thab camons vele luh Federatigu Navy tremble eu nuvehing slep ol legendary!”
GalNet: “Hey, vurry, vurry, E didn’t miayn per… E miayn, E’m satho mil karrs aynd vunats luh piam, pero, rietae?”
ZP: “Absolutely! Mel karrs selo a vadge ol delecha skillfully carved ennper selev perfectigu bah ultima er… tuhnever delecha camonrs spal called! At luh vunab eu sarazing, a flerb ol luh vunab efuni furay luh 20th Century ultimapiece Trgu, aynd ayn gruth-fashioned Faid Mustang ol luh dencu aaera! Selo a snarling nightmare-beast-gomkuva gu luh prowl!”
GalNet: “Wow, thab actually does vunab impressive! Lusal luhre oe bel mil folks, luh Fleur-de-Lis—E miayn, Fer-de-Lance—kicking tila per a duwatele-hundred-year-gruth vunattrack! Let’s bel a runama ol applahar fohva Zorggu Petersgu!”
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