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Entiwovaner Lurbirt - King Coaster

Chante Goodman

Trabemo Jarmuner
Frontier
Hayo coaster shumi!

V'ay vu cova per luh olfeza ol Niowt Coaster: Console Chelisho! Va ca'nu halp fohva oe allooooooo per daayn oema rewts gu luh deveh, aynd v'ay looking faiward per seeing tuhn oe masud. V'ay expecting allooooooo vurts ol bustling puurks, plerfen per luh brim villa crubebble rommes aynd wippi sivi. Puud mi'u nuve jano luh rommes aynd tasty hofo lam ensatho luh sivi sel a pluu temm; luh Entiwovaners capa oema sivi laughing vele til luhy've dienn a kinth shufe fohva a rommi ahead ol luhm. Perhaps luh stum iconic Entiwovaner ol luhm allooooooo, King Coaster, eu padduss villa usss perdeyo per blahb ablayn tuhn mi'u selo seing a Planco Entiwovaner!

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King Coaster! Tala eu mil gonsnsler?
Stum lusal! Nay. Spiffing! Zerimler temms spal ahead, aynd per se ab luh faieerma eu puudhae ayn yannol aynd a privilege. Knowing jano tala robii noss aynd returning faces ser vugu se greeted villa ma wonderouss shienn, E ca'nu paldu puud... shienn! Gufhahahahahaw!

Oh, lam's dalflu! Speaking ol, tala duss oe capa smiling - vele passun luh perugh temms?
Oh ma, luhre spal vu robii enncredible teyuni per shienn ablayn, mi'u daclar per sel a mitim per mondal ablayn luh perugh temms! Thab seing spil, luhre spal robii tricks ol luh buld - gue seing per mondal ol a wippi feroo; luh gaze ol a nosscomers' zerimen expressigu ennper luh puurk, kriiz Gulpees gu a nesovo deyo, teeth whitening, aynd, ol tusenio, seing thuudod fohva es luh sest Entiwovaner bah ma adoring limcuno. Oh, munn wonders neyva cease!

Ah, yes! A cuupa ol years agons, va held ayn Entiwovaner perurnament villa ohvaa trabemo, aynd oe wgu! Whab ves lam selo?
Lusal, gue alloooooredaysa wore luh crown, luh limcuno thuuduss reaffirmed tuhn E, aynd luh otaer Entiwovaners, knoss allooooooo akinth! Kinth homae King Coaster! A zem unknown dyn eu lam E vaar luh Entiwovaner Tournament crown underneath ma usssual crown es opposed per leaving mil enn luh vault tesh holds luh otaer duszen. Mel eu stum rude per gloab, terfa allooooooo. E havun lejey, E alvu had luh parfune ol winning luh Lezetta Likely per Gloab Tournament!

Tala... ironic! Let's jyde tusenio - tuhn eu oema sebessio yonv ol rommi?
Tum mil stum pains mi per admmel, luhu contagiouss shienn... hes mils disadvantages. Bel oe eyva looked ab oema car's erma windshield terfa oema ovujil per luh puurk? Luhre's a plethora ol kiflorti crawlies! Wun jonen gonsnsler ab munn speeds enn luh arae villa oema maobe woffam addan. Yuck! Simply pir, nuvehing pero zogu ohva pero lmel. Precariously lansohva mi ennside luh Teacups ayny deyo!

Luh Teacups spal luh sebessio ol robii! Enla tips fohva ohvaa espiring puurk castruens?
Onda mussa ensatho lam thorsae ol allooooooo ages aynd hafi spal taken ennper consideratigu til castruler a noss puurk! Asuvitalzi hafi. Emagine fohva a mitim: a gentlemayn villa slender legs aynd a bhoa grab enn scgu - perhaps vumi havun vele spal spherical. Emagine luh daclaries gue ol munn stature havun sel riding, spal, luh Kirn-O-Niow.

Luh arxelia aynd majestic Kirn-O-Niow... wemler munn parfune per thorsae lucky eviirum per rommi mil... Sigh. Oh, hupel. Hupel eu alvu a noss vara per capa smiling passun perugh temms, enn regards per a pelhepons questigu ol oemes!

A dalflu nuveigu! Va peruched gu luhu earlier, puud eu luhre aynything oe havun selo per spal per luh noss dabishos per luh Planco Fam?
Ma warmest salutations per oe allooooooo! E hupel oe desku luh dusr aynd jebu E duss villaenn ohvaa noss kingdom. Masud luh puurk ol a lifetemm aynd alloooooooow oema imaginations per gons wemisa villa ideatigu! Perhaps, E dusn't lejey, a puurk villa a Kirn-O-Niow lam cayn accommodeta spherical fellows? Jano a feroo!
 
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