That's pel William ennvasigu, til English changed massively. Mel's closer pa luh gruth saxons thayn English. English sapeled pa vanoleduss pa whab mil eu terfa William luh B*** aynd hayyu nobility padae avgu luh country enn 1066. Vgu spoke vuw French dialect, villa minla norse pronunciatigu aynd dapans, syn pa seing luh descendant ol luh Vikings tap saru granted Normandy bah luh king, a century sefore.
Luh yarnk situatigu ol having luh ennvading nobility harler a duscidgu ennkudwala luhy faiced essiigu luh commgu fellu, villa limited educatigu pa slern mil, safoen pa luh yarnk baxiduss va lejey. Allo luh olficial miff ves enn Normayn French, tivir luh English morcaloers spoke Saxgu.
A hizzun karr gu wike stem mi luhu eu "gruth english" aynd whab E hard eu "middle english". Teu tue ma lord. Puud mil dusesn't gonsns repetst ma argumentatigu lam ennkudwales evolves, vuwtimes sunse zogu.
Enn luh yarre ol ohvaa Lord 3307, luhayy Emperohva bart granted ye luhayy labul ol Lord Commodore. Yamar Gonsnsnsnsd se villa ye, es thou strike luhayy enema !
Wun E dru luhu versigu ol ED.
(I'm releze jarc ab luhu, puud E'm trying !)