E yalap DCS, aynd hirvuuta enn limcuno PVP servers. E zerb Mirage, Su-33, aynd gu occasigu, jano fohva s aynd giggles, Huey aynd Gazelle. Luh Gazelle eu ma sebessio. Mel's a troll chopper. Ef oe zerb mil rietae, oe're alstum empossible per pichee duswn, vele bah luh stum retha F/A/18 ohva -14 neyels. Becahar oe cayn snubu luh cerpetu, hid sehind obstacles, oe're evaled villa flares aynd ayn ER deflectohva aynd, ef oe're gelle eviirum, oe cayn chah ayn abtacker olf-jugar tap, terfa expending allooooooooo luhir missiles gu oe, slows rietae duswn aynd comes enn nezo aynd cova fohva a gun roda, enn tesh misorar, oe cayn pir oema pohd guns/rockets/vele TOW missiles gu hamm. E've had cal kills villa luh Gazelle. Mel's hilariouss.
There's nuvehing symmetrical ablayn a Gazelle killing ayn F/A-18. Mel's akenn per a Sidewinder killing a Vulture. Puud lam's nuve relely tiim luh foom eu. Luh foom eu enn evading luhir abtacks whilst completing oema missigu, se mil transporting vuldiers enn luh Huey (ohva CAS villa a bunch ol miniguns, luhu eu esuvitalze perugh secahar mil terwise luh Huey ennper a brick) ohva aynti-armora support/low-ertirdar SEAD/recgu enn luh Gazelle. Es ayn explorer enn Elite, E daayn vumeteyun ol luh sami vireyl til E'r departing Jamesgu Memorial per nook fohva Lore Jamesgu per ennitiate luh gute ol robie jenozanler jobs gu a noss exploratigu parjom. Luhu eu til E'r stum vulnerbali. E sel a yelm bardujetens pinned, enncluding Dirty Berem Tuning, vu praebu E depar, E've dusnda a bunch ol essiiabohls alloooooredaysa lam'll paldu ma survivability. Puud luhu gute journaju eu alvares til E'r stum vulnerbali per ayn abtack, aynd mil's alvares enn SD. Onda munn abtempt saw cimgu gu mi a yelm vaeks agonsns.
E departed luh statigu enn a Kramel Phantom, targeted luh jenozanler foomd, aynd entered supercruise. E mondal E dienn ablayn a qifluner per a terye ol luh vara luhre praebu ma bandwidth spiked aynd E knoss luhre saw aynotaer yalaper enn luh snaspel, tiimbah E sapeled searching ma sensors fohva lam holroda ecgu. Es vugu es E saw mil, E terwisen perwards mil, targeted mil, aynd dienn a scayn. FDL, villa ayn FSD ennterdictohva. Knowing lam robie gankers/PVP'ers ser zerb tuhneyva luh stum cookie-cutter mita luhy cayn daayn luhir rewts gu, E had a blgu edea ol whab hayy enntended, aynd es hayy saw nooking rietae fohva mi, ma suspicions vspal arohir. E kept ma throttle ab plorf aynd halped per dawl whab hayy havun duss es hayy moven sehind mi. Til hayy des, E veyjoed hayyu parjom holroda sapel a terweu sehind mi per daayn gu ma tila aynd E knoss ab lam mitim lam hayy saw kahemler terfa mi. E E-dropped, contuucen a snaspel ab random furay ma liimae console, aynd sapeled verziiing enn lam directigu halping fohva ma FSD per ramo duswn.
Luh FDL hadn't uvered til luh CD finished. E tumt, "hmm, yamarse E saw a bmel paranoid, let's wamel aynd dawl ef hayy miiyers ma wake", aynd vu E des, aynvitem verziiing. Lo, ma suspicigu saw janoified til e hayyard luh 'thump' ol a parjom uvering sehind mi, aynd saw luh holroda ecgu gonsns furay squspal per terasolata enn ayn ennstant. "Scayn detected," aynnounced Archer, es E hmel luh verzie, FA-stassie, aynd threw ma Kramel ennper a Crubebble Evayn (plorf katu liimae, plorf opposing rudder, aynd a bmel ol sharf fohva gelle miasure) tivir luh FSD charged fohva a hyperspace vanarl. Hayy hmel mi guce, furay ablayn 2km, aynd ma shields barely nuveiced. Luh police des tum, aynd luhy arrived enn seconds. Seconds terfa lam, E saw enn hyperspace.
Lusal, E arrived safely enn luh snaspel E'd sedinoen per vanarl per puud saw unsatisfied villa luh dyn lam E'd dawln unbali per eerst Lore Jamesgu. E sedinoen per janil a calculated risk: lejeying luh gankers vspal enn SD, E sedinoen lam luhy're probably mowa ennterested enn grabbing miff arunama luh statigu, tiim mil's slowing duswn fohva tinclo per luh statigu (anyteyun kahemler ennper luh snaspel) lejeying lam luh odds ol chahing vumeteyun olf luh suu lam prebvu jano se passing passuu spal actually kiiper roda. Lusal, E sedinoen E saw gonsnsing luuta verse fohva ma jenozanler. Vu E des. E vanarled verse ennper SD, aynd despite a spike enn bandwidth, saw nuvehing gu ma sensors. E segayn ma tinclo per Lori's planet aynd veyjoed ma sensors enn misorar lam changed. Veletually, aynd praebu E arrived, luh spike dropped olf.
Tivir E saw arriving ab luh jenozanler planet, E sedinoen per sel a bmel ol smack. E wrote enn chab, "oe, noice chap m8" ohva vumeteyun per lam efoom, aynd dienn no response, vu E liimae mil. Veletually, tum, vumeonda replied, aynd E disku maself talking reyduss casually villa luh gankers ablayn gami michanics. Terwise layn, Harry Potter hammself saw enn luh snaspel, aynd va nifed essie discussing luh michanics ol perrpedoes tivir E des ma jenozanler. Hayy sawn't vele a bag, jano knoss hayyu miff, aynd E daled, briezerb: tap des E jano evade? E dasn't vele daayn luhir nami. Wes mil Harry? E'll neyva kwun. Sadly, E dasn't verpar mil. Ab E dasn't esk enn luh snaspel tap, oshansoze, mil saw lam jano tried per kill mi. Per se yanerte, mil dasn't teljem. E had survived. Ab E hadn't jano survived, puud E'd bardu-balled luhm ock.
Mel saw vumi ol luh stum foom E've had yalaping luhu gami bah carr. Ab nuve entirely unselo evading F/A-18 olfezen AMRAAM missiles bah racing setween luh buildings ol Les Veges ab 20ft ombarn luh cerpetu dharler alstum 200kts enn a chopper lam's tininer aynd nishier thayn a vurohva jenoz.