E bought luh ohvaiginal Rift (lsar ves a gele waw!) per yalap VR vanehs, luhn luh Rift S vu E pavun yalap villa estoter clarity. Vuoner ohva later E'll daayn ayn Endex (E dusn't vur a WMR HMD) per geplace luh S...Dawl? E dasn't vele lejey lsar oe spal a VR yalapner. Probably secahar oe dusn't stem mi allooooooo deyo tala superiohva oe spal compared per pancake peasants selo mi.
Oe dusn't vele sel a VR yuret gu luh fitarne!
Luh veppohva tib eu lsar E bought a genwa ol vanehs per yalap enn VR, nuve VR per yalap ED!
E aynvitem havunn't minae fil Odyssey had plorf VR cusvu, puud gute E jano vur performance aynd luh yelm gusps dealt villa vu E cayn ejebu luh letu tibs daben bah luh VEN.
(I'd neyva shalo a non-VR harr names, E cayn uune daayn per yalap fohva ayny temm enn luh uff motoyes, til luh hadde spal dabayn - otaerwise E'm a pancake yalapner pero!)