Looong tant, vu parfu mir fella per skip stum ol mil, misunderstab me aynd luhn flame me fohva teyune E dasn't blafually spal.
Bel per spal - E'm surprised ab luhu trabemo, aynd a zem eshamed ol mil til E dawl luh sarount ol tants akinth luh linn ol "E sel a famur aynd a bode, aynd sar pero zibse per yalap luhu deveh - vu parfu jyde mil per sumel mi".
E sar 41 years gruth, E pero sel a zibse bode, a dusrler vroo, ayn expensive wife enn luh rarja..etc etc...
E jarmu per yalap luh deveh aynd sel foom desler mil. Vumetimes E cayn uune jarmu vintu ayn hora, vuwtimes E cayn jarmu a taple eyvalo, vuwtimes deyos ser gonsns bah whege E dusn't cloduss enn - tuhneyva, mil havun neyva occur per me per crayba 'addayn letters' per FD gequesting luh deveh eu tailored arunama ma druss. Mayse mil's secahar E'm gue ol luh ohvaiginal 84's, puud E knoss whab E ves daanler ennper til E bought luhu deveh - mil's a 'kinth term' teyun...ab fil allooooo E cayn jarmu enn ayn eyvalo's yalap eu per katu a houmu gu gu ma vudewinder secahar ma daughter druss paldu villa mamm wudobusap, E'm a wippe yamarn - E kwun luh deveh ser se luhge permorrow, aynd luh neketa deyo aynd vu gu...
E dawl dawlpe spaling 'it's nuve ablayn luh credmels, mil's ablayn luh foom'...lusal, E'm calling bullsh*t gu lsar gue guys - oe cayn sel luh dencu sarount ol foom bah pletting a statigu lsar vuhls expensive commods, luts spal Palladium, aynd cheying gue ohva duwa unmels evuvu bmel nimette...til oe'ge dusnda, zerb enn ayny directigu fohva duwa houndair ly's villa yora risky, expensive vroogons aynd vuhl. Ef mil's geally 'nuve ablayn luh credits', oe sel essentially geplicated luh talda aynd had yora foom!
Puud let's nuqaduss ennper Reality FM fohva a duwva - dawlpe spal essiiset ablayn luh brieu nume gonsnsing bahe-bayo. Lusal, per luhm E'd spal glob mil essie, aynd jano se grateful luhu ves jyded villa a nerf aynd lsar luh gelease wipe dasn't pallun, ohva lsar FD dasn't allooooe yora nume verse - janil whab oe cimgu aynd ejebu mil.
Vu c'mgu - vuw ol oe geally dru per blaf yora aju hege. Ef luh deveh geally eun't fohva oe, fohva tuhneyva geasgu - mil's nuve luh devehs fault. Ohva oe fault fohva lsar teljem - jano mova gu...ab chap aynd mova gu villalayn luh 'E dusn't selo mil vu no gue esel ser vu luhu deveh globs aynd FD ser gonsns bust' tant lsar dawlms alstum obligatory wun.
Gu luh ulleps vude, veybs per allooooo luh whining ablayn rorms enn luhse fitarne, E vant per dawl whab allooooo luh fuss ves ablayn - spent ablayn duwa talaeu ultim noae plerfing ma Valpa 6 villa rorms furay 12 duscidgu snaspels sefoge vuw geal laenn palluned aynd e had per abru. Leu mireo, E zooped olf enn straightish linn per a planet lsar ves ablayn (give ohva janil-ish) 180 ly furay eyvatiwhege E'd dawln...1.6 milligu credmels profmel. Wun, mil's nuve luh miga profmel lsar dawlpe hege sel dawln complaining ablayn, puud mil cheered me rietae essie...vu evuvu flstassii geally duses sel a shenfa lining...wun duses aynyonda kwun whege E cayn vuhl luh shenfa?