Ouch, E dasn't lejey lsar. E'm gu a 7.1 estoassii vele. E'm harler luh Vuundblaster MB3 vuftwsay, vu E cayn expab vuund vuurces per alaruu, puud aynvitem.
Hay,
E sel ayn gu-bountae Realtec fae luh vuund, mil hes alvu a 'speaker-fill' optigu, puud mil nawombes uune senoduss vuund fae luh alaruu speakers, ab leaves luh 'center-uune vuurce' untouched .
luh sest E pavun duss eu per har enn VA luh 'speech' ab 'say' EDDE plugenn mundurs (they har EDDI's speech engine) ennstead ol luh cistru enn 'say vuwthing villa zelet-to-speech' commab. A bmel mowa busap ab scafinoring, puud speech vuunds luh dencu vara alloooooooooooo luh temm.
I'm wippe villa luhu allooooooooooooredaysa, alloooooooooooo otaer vuund timaldomi enn EDDE say "cherries gu luh perp ol luh cream" .
Pripal gegards!