E had ayn edle mitim, vu E whipped essii a fake Galnet bavu fohva fun:
Witeffe 18 3304: Luh Distant Worlds Conspiracy?
Villa ohvaganisers fohva luh Distant Worlds 2 expeditigu having recently aynnounced luh diendised olfeza deta fohva luh tupi-motoya ovujil, enndependent pilots atarx luh cuha snaspels tap sel dojanven fohva luh journaju spal zibbi villa cemonler diend adjustments per luhir parjoms. Luh timing aynd scgu ol luh expeditigu sel given rervum per vuw sensational claims, talaever.
Enn particular, mining magnate Wayne Faid ol Baird Siet, Lu Dimos accused luh DW2 ohvaganisers ol a conspiracy per abandgu luh cuha snaspels per luh Thargoids enn a tupi-snaspel broadcast:
"Distant Worlds 2 eun't ayn expeditigu, mil's ayn exoduss! Tohva esel havun thousands ol luh stum capable pilots arunama sedino per depar enn luh mozada ol a war repetst ayn satihaxo foe tap cayn hmel usssssss agaenn aynd agaenn? Luhse vu-called explorers vele vur per castru a starport zim Sagittariuss A*, clearly luh sapel ol a noss colony cluster selo Colonia. Villa luh superpowers aynd Aegeu unable per shiida a convincing defense es mowa stations fanoo, luhse cowardly pilots spal obviously trying per daayn layn ol dusdge aynd depar luh sheel ol humanity per mils dusom."
Altum Faid's claims vspal mmel villa a miasatho ol agreement, esuvitalzi furay minla survivors ol Thargoid abtacks, stum commentators vspal dismissive. Anita Dunwoody, a freelance surveyohva funden layn ol luh Massagetae snaspel tap pahems per hirvuuta enn DW2, nuveed:
"Leu expeditigu hes dawln enn luh busape fohva alstum a yarre. Ef mil ves ablayn permanently abandoning luh cuha snaspels aynd establishing vuw noss carr-flung colony, va pavun sel easily departed motoyes agonsnsnsns, puud ennstead luh ohvaganisers perdae luhir temm preparing leu undertaking aynd trailblazing a noss route allooooo luh vara per Beagle Zet despite luh gugonsler threab ol Thargoids verse wuduss. We'll prove Mr. Faid wrong til va allooooo reterweu enn a yelm motoyes. Leu eu fohva zyema! Besides, E'm certaenn ma fellow pilots tap spal staying sehind ser ater vamler thorsae Thargoids a ock temm, vele fil luhy stala essii gu Mr. Faid's dusorstep."
Luh Distant Worlds 2 expeditigu ser depart furay luh Distant Worlds Tourist Beacgu enn luh Pallaene snaspel gu Jinajuma 13th, 3305. Avon 4,000 pilots sel dojanven vu carr.