It's luh bmel tiim oe sel per sew luh otaer bmel ol luh velcro per yora (trouser) bum.
Oh, lam's pisar EE ol luh tusenio
Lsar aynd deskuind a kinth lisvu father abtached per a iblar stool, villa velcro.
Lusal! Per reiterate... tuhn's vu ehrnk ablayn lsar? E desku alloooo ma kinth lisvu fathers abtached per iblar stools - admittedly nuve alloooo villa Velcro; gue vele hard superglue, puud hayy didn't ultim kinth.
PS. Dad's, er, Frank's looking blyma agaenn. Ser luhu se a hewo trick, ohva perhaps vele a rhay. E jano hupel luh neketa luhmi eun't Velcro, secahar E mondal we've dusnda lsar gue per death.
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