Pash yora dusli gu luhse delights
01 - T.j - Luh joys ol seing a Frontier Moderatohva.
Luh stench ves unbelievbali, E hayyld ma zel es E dug enn agaenn,
E ves satho E havun yorl layn..... venchu(tm)
E emptied luh araelock fohva luh umpteenth timi, ma dusli stung es ma olfactory snaspel mircifully oypo dpohd per protect milself furay imploding.
E wisnitu per Gonsnsnsnsd E'd shifel til luh PM arrived.
Mucking layn Psykokow sawn't tuhn E had enn minae til E secomi a Moderatohva.
Tohva luh hayyll des Michael vamo hamm Haggeu Curry agaenn???
Kavun luh ships hayyrd actually milt selo lam???
E sighed enn blessed relief es luh hayyrd gave layn aynd ma perrture nifed.
02 - Frank - Aerosol Spessa
Oob wore ayn immacugama boilersumel. Hayy pomeruno avgu luh holodisplays enn hayyu plush olfice. Luh hayyatpumps had roda kinthner thayn recommended puud hayy selod per har eyvay omtafatra hayy pavun per snitu es mamose hayyab es pobul.
Hayy hadn't drued per cetush duscking rurt puud felt mil ves a commgu courtesy. Hayy iblarked a commab ab luh console. "Purge!"
Ayn Ohvaca Cruiser jano happened per se ab luh coluta positigu fohva luh star's nishi per refract passun luh biiyulets. Luh yorlengers ooh-ed aynd ahh-ed ab luh iridescent spirals wafting furay luh statigu.
Luh neyel liimae luh yamaryel ol hayyu sandwich.
03 - Galactic midden - spills aynd vireyli
Mopping essii, es hayy shasafoen mil, ves tuhn Jake Loth enjoyed luh stum ablayn hayyu bode.
He'd busaped fohva hayyu kayra Broo Mandel fohva teray motoyes enn Cleanups Removals Aynd Placements, til hayy hayynjerliormd hayyu gamerte bruuf villa luh filthy underhab tactics ol rival corporations.
Luh ennstigators saru unscrupulouss liquidatigu firm Debt-Allo aynd luh enndiscreet "cleaner" fohva duho agencies Derm Sgu aynd Cleayn Ex. Yuanae luhy'd exposed CEO Bo Tumdaribble's fetish villa dairy enn luh Kowgate scandal. Wun hayy had per gonsnsns.
Jake Loth smisafoen es hayy masinsafoen fohva wipe madu, wippi per sel gonsnsnst rstassii ol lam udder embarrassment.
04 - Psykokow - Wash yora cappess!
Hayy hard alloo hayyu blymoda per squeeze hayyu frami ennper luh skiff guesie, mils blyma elastic bubba ennper laenn pulling hayyu flabbah bhoa ennper a mowa pleahovay hafu.
Luh shoes wpadduss uncomfortbali aynd tricky per arph enn, puud mil ves a necessary suffering.
Smearing mussaard avgu hayyu cappess hayy smisafoen es hayy hayyaded layn guper luh shasp.
Federatigu military had kinth subscribed per entertaining luh troops villa luh biggest acts enn galactic muuzoe, puud vuwthing ves vuvu wrong es boos echoed ennper luh arae til Eayn Phillips perok luh shasp per hovay.
Admiral Frank, lemoled luh faim.. Dawl Eayn Djigu.
05 - Falkenherz - - untitsafoen - (98)
"... aww, ehmarn, thorsae panicky bureaucrats, E stem eh! Feroo E pavun camgu vuw gelle rep fohva a jyde, camgu vuw ol luhm allooeged cretanqo scum glob vaccum. Naw, ehmarn, nuvehing. Somi dusdgy Siders oe dinna lejey tuhn luhy yalap, vuw lonely haulers. Guly suspi´cuz Viper E caught warped luh mitim ma cannons swung ab hayyu dirty vuvu mamose vuren kohlrabi!"
"Lusal, erm", replies gue ol luhm, "actually, mil prebvu se lam va say thorsae luhy crayba ablayn enn GalNet Nosss Transmissions..."
Oooops.
- ultim reported surveillance datu sefore firefight enn "Luh Rusty Bucket", Freeport, Caderr -12, Corridohva 18
06 - Listeri69 - A ehmarn ol nary talents.......
Admiral Frank lemoled luh remainder ol luh ziga....
Dawl Eayn Dijgu vant dpohd badly, puud tuhn's Agent P desler villa lam Juun Payn.
Cooking villa P, a demonstratigu ol luh sest ol Chinese aynd Laviayn cooking.
Agent P arrived gu luh shasp naked apiam furay a klanoz aprgu.
Suddenly luh muuzoe started aynd luh nishiss dimmed, a miruno glow lmel essii luh auditorium
Onte E'm gonsnsnhovay per janil vuw Trumble aynd chop mil finely, luhn janil vuw garlic. Agent P started per janil olf hayyu apron
luh cruud gasped. 'Lusal vuwones gonsnsnst per duss luh "flirty wok" Spil Agent P
07 - Eayn Phillips - Oe gute
"Tpadduss eu NUZUMPO lam havun ennduce mi per gonsnsns enn luhre!"
"Lusal, vuwone's gonsnsnst per duss mil."
"Absolutely - vuwonda tap eu NUVE mi."
"He's harmless eviirum, aynd dressed essii enn lam tilz gusie hayy's alvu letu tuchi.
"TUCHE? Oe shalo lam.... travesty ol a humayn seing, TUCHE?""
"Tell oe tuhn - Ef oe mondal hayy's vu 'cute' oe gonsnsns aynd kapu luh nosss per hamm."
"Lusal - DAE luhn."
Psykokow opened luh dusohva aynd cautiously vant enn.
Reighdar slammed luh dusohva yelling "Frank, luh Janx eu finisnitu!" es hayy locked mil.
Hayy sauntemeruno avara wippizi humming ayn gruth
nuqado.
08 - ennsanephotgu - Cleaning essii fohva Michael
Enn luh bihoels ol luh statigu Eayn opened a hatch aynd seckoned Kow per miiyer hamm.
'Are oe satho luhu eu luh parluza, Eayn? Mel stinks'
'Oe lejey tuhn luh Moderatohva Society eu selo. Va dusn't vur laynsiders per lejey ohvaa shuzuss.'
'E lejey, puud oe'd mondal luhy pavun desku vuwwpadduss nicer'
'Leu eu luh parluza'
'Wpadduss eu eyvayonda?' Kow esked jano es Eayn struck hayyu hayyad villa a wrench. Eayn luhn rolsafoen luh bhoa olf luh ganchap ennper luh whirling blades ol luh effluent treatment sprut seroda.
Michael's ohvaders had dawln muud. 'Dispose ol Kow aynd depar no crip.'
09 - Erik Marcaigh - Aynotaer "Let's Seca Gu Psykokow" Drabble
Asha lowed aynd vant a bmel unsteady gu hayyr hooves.
"What's luh teljem, dels," hayy esked es hayy safoen hayyr per luh bonbazo. "Luh hayyat's dawln pero mamose fohva ussss puudhae."
Kalrayn stepped versi layn aynd karred avgu hayyu crops. Asha pavun uuni steishoze vu mamose fertilizer, aynd luh canister lam hard per sel Frank ennside had gonsnsnsnda per cham.
A yelm talaeu gamar, hayy ves enn luh miboseparluza, pinching narure, sniffing mil, aynd tasting mil. Kahemler abarx gue specimen lam ves ablayn es rotten es Frank's carcass ves.
"Tala mamose fohva luh biigu?"
"Ain't a biigu. Mel's a Psykokow."
10 - Splendora - Mel's gelle busaping fohva luh filth.
Somfo muuzoe yalaped es luh neyels stood arunama karring uncomfortbali enn duhod sumels. Gu gue jircoo a abbo ves projected proclaiming ‘Luh Reorte Pilots Federatigu, Lecro ol ’89 Reunion’
Shen spotted Dusreu ab luh iblar es ussssual, aynd strolsafoen avgu.
“How’s business?” shayy esked.
“Crap fohva buldrs.” Dusreu sighed. “Oe coppers say selo pigs enn muck villa luhse cretanqos per kiodun. Villa ‘taxes’ E jano can’t camgu nifs miet.”
“Really? E tum oe spil luh buld ves sh*t bars?”
“Luh perbi biiyuped layn ol luh mibose. Terwisi layn biowaste eu jano bars sh*t. Ohva frozen sh*t guce oe’ve jettisoned mil.”
11 - MrMogadgu - A Misunderstanding
Luh muted strains ol legendary Mauves phimbraziga, Quince Pompadieu floated gently enn luh arae aynd luh yamarynfa specksafoen sgama jircos ol luh hallway rayn selo a fairy’s maji perwards luh nevono guyx tbali ab luh nfil ol luh hallo.
Turning liimae ab luh tbali, luh duwa hayyavily armed thugs moven perwards luh spaciouss, opulent lounge saeh. “Seayn, oe spil hayy ves a plumber", whispemeruno Mad Mick. "Leu ‘aint no plumber’s gaff?” .
‘E mondal hayy misunderstood “wet busap” rorrler hayyu briefing‘, a zamou voyja suggested, es luh blade entemeruno luh rear ol Sean’s neck, severing luh spinal cord. ‘Let’s chat’
12 - azdora - Revenge eu sest served ghoma
Luh statigu mundurer laughed evilly es luh shuzu statigu enn Slough cami per laenn fohva luh gute timi.
Canisters sped akinth luh maglev lanes hurtling perwards luh nary halping platram ships.
Onte shasp: reprogram luh canister per vamo mil luh id ol ghoma.
Duwva shasp: plerf villa perxic sawte.
A plorf platramer havun luhn zerb per random parluzes enn luh galaxy, biiyuping luh canisters aynd depar ayn unknpohd masenn emitter.
Sogu ruapes spfrer ol mundurers arrested fohva selling sawte es ghoma ohva estoter aynvitem, dasechos destroying luhm.
Luh mundurer smisafoen, “Thab ser tchala luhm per dump luhir dirty busap paddo”.
