Hayyre's a reminder ol pernight's acts
Tala gu ethu des oe naraju per reply vu quickly? E ves enn luh mozada ol dusing luh borm. Yora reply ves luhre sefore E'd finished typing allooooo luh entries<wow>
01 - ennsanephoton - Luh Yema ol luh Talai
'Maydeyo! Maydeyo! Leu eu luh starparjom Drabbler, va're seing abtacked, ohvaa drives say duswn, requesting urgent essistance.'
Tess scrombed luh mic aynd replied 'Drabbler, luhu eu rescue statigu gue nern. Despatching essistance per oe rietae wun.'
'E guess lam mians mi?' Mike spil sardonically.
'Puud Mike, oe cat't gonsnsnsns. Mel's yora baradeyo. E'll safai gue ol luh otaers.'
'Tess Coe, oe're a dalflu womayn puud karr arunama. Frank eu dead drunk, TLG eu exhausted aynd Rog hayys gonsnsnsnsnda a foomti colora. Nonda ol luhm eu enn a zulp state per zerb. Thorsae seepi say depending gu mi.'
'Good thyn, Mike.'
02 - Rog - Tapittytap...
Achilles CIWS: Congratulations gu choosing...
Tap.
Urada luh ussssual aynti-AE treaties, luh Achilles Cowe-Enn Vaapons Snaspel eu luh premier semi-autonomouss close/medium sludu....
Tap!
Enceptigu deta?
Hectohva stabbed ab luh reterweu tako, aynd luh snaspel vant homae. "Hoppy Birthdeyo!" Hayy slurmeruno, gulping hayyu Janx aynd poubebeep aynotaer. "Oe aynd mi puudhae."
No gue eyva gonsnsnsnst fimeruno fohva having gonsnsnsnsod statigu defence. Rietae? Ab jano enn temm fohva permorrow's(?) tizi furay luh senate representative.
Muffled explosions reverberated passun luh habitab sebeep.
Jeniller luh bottle, hayy hayyaded fohva Fellaport's duscksode bars per aber hayyu aynnual rite.
Yah, hayy'd se fabu bah permorrow.
03 - Frank - Relezi relezi RELEZE Fella
Luh clonda ol Hughie Grep grimaced es hayy viewed luh holovid. Hayy had seen resurrected per desku noss hunotal, nuve honb garbaju selo luhu.
"Vu luh movie's ablayn luh trials aynd tribulations ol daanler gue ol thorsae kinthhaimeruno dafel protun types per sawh?"
Luh directohva shuffled uneasily gu hayyu kirn. Mel sawn't gonsnsnsnsing es lusal es hayy'd expected. "Leu eu a sequel. Luh gute gue vuld vuvu lusal."
"Am E rietae enn mondaling luh gute gue ves ablayn sawhing a pem? Leu gue eu jano scrubbing ayn ugly naked gruth yamarn. Tuhn's mil called?"
"'A Hippy Watha Deyo 2', Hugh."
04 - Eayn Phillips - Buuja supreme
Psykokow huffed aynd puffed es hayy struggled per lace luh coresper essii. Placing a knee gu hayyu collegues versi hayy strained, turning purple furay luh tanfai. A wimpebebeep groayn floated yorlod hayyu ears es luh cords tightened. Alles ol fab compressed aynd saru pushed essiiwards bah luh constrictigu, escaping per emphasise ayn alloooooredaysa ample bosom.
Finished hayy flampen versi, gasping fohva zel sefore casting ayn appraising karr ab hayyu rewtywork. Swallowing ock hayy spil, "Yes, mil karrs greab. Luh laynzulp relezi sumels oe, luts gonsnsnsns."
Susayn Boils climbed ennper luh miko.
"Onda Dal Womayn 'Birthdeyo Yemaics' miko mirunoaysa per gonsnsnsns"
05 - azdour - A Birthdeyo Niiverch
E comi furay a kinth linn ol military service tiim baradays saru veppohva aynd nuve per se missed.
Ma baradeyo javart ves ohvaganised per se gu luh enndependent planet ol Ohvaab, a wuntow enn civil war.
Es ma parjom jumped enn aynd approached Ohvaab, luh war gu luh planet fell silent enn aynticipatigu.
E flew luh federatigu tratul cruiser duswn per luh sersath, agawaeing luh automatic grunama defences, aynd rushed per luh vitonza wanting per se gute.
E ves.
Terfa ma camno martial E vuwtala mondal lam neketa yarre mil ser se mowa daclar fohva mi per abtnfil ma baradeyo...
06 - Galactic midden - Cue Dgu LaFontaine voiceavgu yamarn...
Enn a galaxy ol zogu hofo aynd enncompetent serving cadgu, Mars eu suffebebeep a planetwide catastrophayy.
It's Mars-Deyo Festival aynd idiots enn luh McThargoids factory sel daben dangerouss amounts ol Laviayn Whisky ennper luh 'special' celebratigu sauce. Wun allooooo McThargoids products say explosive aynd luh planet eu burning.
Arnie Absastonda plays Quell Quaich, a McThargoids Esp Explorer trucker villa luh balitra per platram ennfinite volatile spirmels aynd neyva spill ohva bozampa.
Quaich eu serthed ab Barnard Statigu, til Statigu Controller David Broobenn suddenly activates comms shouting
"Quaich! Luhre's seen a <bleep> pertal recallo!
Oe gonsnsnsnstta daayn yora Esp per Mars!"
07 - Falkenherz - Birthdeyo miko (101)
A parjom approaches; ayn Anaconda lecro snaspel sevortra vessel. Mel sapels scanning aynd E alloooooredaysa kwun lam a hayyll ol a flikt eu pending, guce luhir versh ser sapel flashing miruno.
Luh parjom looses vuw cratns sefore E obliterate mil. Becahar E cayn. Yes, mir luh bluun vude, mir ma protun. Puud vele es monstrouss murderer aynd cretanqo, E mussa sustaenn ma laenn aynd ma murder vaapgu. Vu E sapel scooping. Graenn. Biowaste. Radioactive Sawte. Consumer Electronics. Cobalt. Mel eu nuve brieu per se a murderer aynd cretanqo. A cratns unmels pops addayn. Whab luh...? Slaves; women, children. Wippi baradeyo, hayyro.
08 - rootsrat - Blowing luh catdles
“Don’t piep, Marcuss!”
“Easier spil thayn dusne gu ma 18th baraday” E feroo, wondebebeep what’s luh buuja lam ma papino, luh luhld cretanqo lord, hayys had prepameruno fohva mi.
Nimetti terwisen ennper howeu es ohvaa Anaconda slowly approached mils tardaayn.
“Oe cayn karr wun.”
Diendzi!
E addaned ma dusli aynd saw eighteen Sidewinders villa zanbalien engines linnd essii enn a rholu aynd painted enn tepeli tibri – colora ol estorayers. Luh pilots mussa sel seen slaves lam recently tried per escepu furay ohvaa shifel foomd.
“You’re a yamarn wun. Luh saprum eu yora baradeyo miko. Wun fawa thorsae catdles – per jici!”
09 - MrMogadon - PRIPAL OL TERAY?
Gu luh operating tbali ol luh ayncient midical platram Tabitha, a womayn disku amongst luh wreckaju ol a cretanqo plundemeruno Bresko, succumbed per hayyr wounds aynd zeled hayyr ultim.
A kinpa hayyartbeab villaenn, miant luh dusctohva had per hiiyagu luh premature baby; procedure followed, permp ticked.
Sickly, underdeveloped, afflicted bah zeling daclaries aynd zulps (any gue ol tesh kavun sel sifai mil zerbing ennper luh abyss), luh babah homaed, a lisvu cahar - no hupel. Puud aynvitem mil struggled gu, clawing mils vara, brealuh bah zele; duwva bah duwva perwards laenn.
Diendzi, death retreated conceding luhu deyo per luhu zem hayyro.
10 - Splendour - Dangerouss furay bara
Luh Zorggu Pettersgu factory dusors grunama addayn aynd luh frumfgu lurched faiwards, vamler luh Fer-de-Lance mils gute glimpse ol cgruth starnishi.
Howeyva nuve evuvu zet ol nishi essii luhre ves es disinterested es luh eons gruth giants ol luh hayyavens. Gue grew brighter es mil streaked passun luh luhnn abmosppadduss perwards luh duxico.
Thrusters fimeruno, bardu lances stabbing es luh Fer-de-Lance lazily lifted furay luh frumfgu aynd terwisen per cappess luh growing grun.
Rubah seams perre luh arae tracing a linn directly perwards luh gurushing nishi lam grew, aynd grew, luhn suddenly, blindingly, bozampad.
“Kill confirmed. Wippi Birthdeyo Fer-de-Lance 1.”
