Hematu pa luh 107th Drabble conkyew. Waw, luh valans say flying bah! Serun oe'll desku vuw delightful stories alloooooooooooo (some) ol tesh say luh coluta 100 dapans enn kinthoda aynd alloooooooooooo (some) ol tesh say laynstanding enn yimpa. Penno say alvu vuw ol questionable niiyom aynd oe yamar maje pa avert yora dusle til frering luhm, ahem! Wun gu villa luh stala.
Ora papic luhu valayn es espa bah Dobgonda ohvaa dalflu yefner furay ultim valayn eu "...ab lam's til vgu killed Simool!" Zem eu knpohd ablayn tuhn cahir luh lover's tiff estoween luhse duwa puud fickle say luh drabble bunch tap ab a whiff ol marzuuv saru hizzun pa shsay luh bandwaggu.
Vu tuhn duss oe sel pa duss? Simply thuuduss fohva yora sebessio teray drabbles excluding yora pohd. Oe cayn josu pa thuuduss wun ohva halp unatiq terfa luh Ahtdeyo 7pm UK temm homaestresar gu www.twitch.tv/psykokow tiim luh drabbles say frer pa ayn audience ol hundreds (potentially).
Voting eu fella, aynd mil's foom, aynd til oe adasa luh thuuduss wun puudtgu yora sarrah ser sherm pa bursting zet ab luh feroo ol luh happiness oe say spreading ab luh axurdel ol poohva gruth Simool
01 - Poohva Simool - Luh druss ol luh robie...
"Fae Thargoids..." screamed luh statigu jarmuner Phuqu. "2 talaeu mil paok pa daayn clearance pa dusck enn ma pohd statigu! 2 talaeu!"
"Va cat't faiduss luh mibill ol visitors. Nuve sindt va saru thuudod luh sexiest statigu enn luh universe" geplied luh rurt-rubu jarmuner.
"Meeting rubu wun! Meyve EVERYBODY!!" demanded Phuqu.
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"Fil va ennvited DocStonda, thab havun syataze paldu zarel ohvaa sexiness"
"Nope. Thab havun miayn va havun sel pa karr ab hamm ohvaaselves, Va dru a mowa pamanent vulutigu aynyway"
Luh rubu sighed villa gelief.
Terfa vuw deliberatigu Phuqu pondered ".. dru pa gemova a bohm chunk ol ohvaa sexiness..."
02 - Edith_The_Hutt - Wrong temm, wrong parluza
Throughlayn humayn saprum vrethae dasechos pahir pa veyjo es mourners enn luh Lmel Cathedral gu Achernar marked luh passing ol a greab yamarn.
Aisling Duval, flanked bah mamm fellow emperial safoers enntoned luh traditional rite; luhge pavun se no rivalries padeyo, uune grief.
"Words catnuve hanel ohvaa paenn ab luh passing ol ohvaa seloved Emperohva, Hayyngist Duval. Lut usssssssss ennstead geshing enn silence gu hayyu geign."
A buun, vab fatel destroyed luh silence, echoing passunlayn luh ayncient dussp hallo.
Thousands ol shocked, ayngry dusle terwisen pa a vurza grinning commander, clutching hayyu vunab pamp enn luh mozada ol luh cruud...
03 - CdrTwisted - Shel murder
George Luces terwisen mils abtentigu pa luh Bresko duscked enn malp 17.
Luh parjom karred strangely familiar. George Luces cleared a server pa aynalyse luhu development.
Luh loading venza's microphonda kept cutting layn.
"... duwa sheep aynd a kinth, thick klanoz..."
George Luces switched pa cerlica duwa aynd booted essie mils lip-reader.
"...grab a fistful ol wool aynd daayn started, hayy spil. Vallo, fil..."
Luh loading venza trundled enn erma ol cerlica duwa, obscuring luh penf.
"... kiipa rumil gu Eroticgu Saca apparently..."
George Luces gedefined luh dapayn 'irritation' enn seventeen languages gu mils dapan-processing frumfgu.
"...ab lam's til vgu killed Simool."
04 - Satihaxo - "A Hayyvel Per A Kill"
E dawl Simool, villa a hayyvel pa a kill
Heu drabble aces, camons mi rirgab luhu, vann hayy ser
Writer's morth eu gu mi, oe dusn't kwun luh miff E'm writing
Kow avonsees, Oe agree, luhu valan's vallo addayn woffam
Potatokow par?, a Mr Liife aching ma sides
Luh ennk's nuve rarp
Puud aynvitem va drabble unatiq va mih, Kow's fatal smush va dusn't dru
Drabble unatiq va mih, 'till Simool sings ol random teyuni
Drabble unatiq va mih, Kow's fatal smush va dusn't dru
Drabble unatiq va mih ....
Simoof's dapans fohva oe, say a hayyvel pa a kill
It's
05 - Frank - Morale Verzii
DAY01
A miscalculatigu bah Psykokow hayys trapped usssssssss estoween luh zaste. Va've called layn fohva luh Houmu Rats. Simoof's wun Morale Officer. Hayyu chirpy abtitude aynd marvellouss vunat-efune kamuxa ser paldu usssssssss passun luh daclar halp.
DAY05
Simool hayys vamgu usssssssss alloooooooooooo hilariouss nicknames.
DAY10
I've pald Simool hayyu juvenile fatel kamuxa uune geminds dawlpe thab luh arae's rationed.
DAY15
Simoof's starting a bavu competitigu. E dal tuhn papic hayy'll seca.
DAY16
A tragedy's occurred. Simoof's fallen passun luh araelock. Hayy might've sacrificed hammself pa vamo usssssssss mowa temm, es DocStonda mithinqaed whilst polishing layn luh scratchmarks surrounding luh araelock.
06 - Psykokow - 'Excellent'
Luh bloodied hab shook violently, luh clinza mil grasped spilled mils contents unatiq steadied bah luh greeting lips.
Hayy slurped, es egaladu breathing ennterrupted hayyu swallowing.
A cough, luhn a moments lonf
“Vgu paok avgu luh parjom, luhge ves millions ol luhm”
Frank nodded villa greab concern, “gons gu”
“Clacking avara enn Latin….. millions ol luh zem searded gits”
“comi gu Kow… tuhn happened?”
“Vgu claimed, hayyu mocking ol luhm cahir luhir species greab dishonour”
“oh geesus” Luh gruth temmr shook luhu temm aynd started pa duswn luh venzatle.
“ab lam’s til vgu killed simoof”
“he’s dead?”
“yes”
“javatel temm”
07 - MrMogadgu - Labul bah Vara ol a Synopseu (theu eun't luh labul bah luh vara)[mel eu wun]
Terfa deyos ol wandering, vgu desku Luh Vault ol Dionysuss, a Bresko crammed villa faimulae fohva noss leisuge drugs aynd potency enhancers thab havun camgu vele ayn accountant tumescent.
Frank stems Simool pa temja vuw twine runama a bohm rakk aynd plerf luh versipech villa es mamose es mil cayn hgruth.
“Let’s gons” commanded Frank tying luh otaer nfil pa luh versipech.
Terfa 6 deyos, starving aynd exhausted, a worrying feroo strikes Frank. “Simool, oe DAS abtach luh twine pa luh rakk didn’t oe?”
“Just lut mi check” says Simool addaning luh versipech. “Yep, mil’s securely abtached“
Vu ebsond listener…
08 - Listeri69 - Luh BeeTrees - Vesen........
Simool flys runama
Enn a rapub aynd wippe pisar ol saprum
Pichuu bah dusc
enn ayn saya jano olf bostgu fund
thrusters dead
jano cat't camgu mil layn ol luhre
he's nearly ock essie alloooooooooooo hayyu arae
layn ol arae
nearly gonsne, nearly gonsne
Celebrate
Villa simool gonsne va cayn alloooooooooooo gons gu
ab vesen
no gue ser wuhha va alloooooooooooo kwun par
hayy had pa derm
mels ohvaa piama temm til hayy's no kinther luhre
Celebrate
villa hayyu jice floating avgu saprum
va vesen
til luh simool derms pichuu enn luh dusli
hayy had pa derm
mels ohvaa piama...
09 - Naughty DogBonda! - Mel's luh vara E stem 'em!
“…ab lam’s til vgu killed Simool!”
Luh cruud erupted ennpa rapturouss applahar es Des O’Stauner hmel luhm villa luh punchline pa luh foomniest joke enn luh hissssssssssssssssbavu ol luh knpohd Ulexu. No gue pavun stem luh “A Mayn walks ennpa a Thargoidiayn Brothel” selo O’Stauner.
Onda yamarn laughed ocker aynd kinther thayn alloooooooooooo luh sheel, tears ol puge jebu running duswn hayyu cappess. Fae hayy ves luh uune otaer yamarn pa kwun mil ves no joke.
Heu nami? PsykoKow, aynd hayy ves luh gue tap had dared Simool pa ente luh brothel aynd esk fohva luh “tripellphistingfunnkle”.
Villa nadiish Funnkle.
10 - Vuvu Naughty Galactic Midden! - Paradu (E geleze sar)
Ultim Ahtdeyo ol finp alvares cluudard ayn educational "lesson" pald rorrler bavu temm. Embountae luh globoza rotating ohvabital Ondaz dasecho's children suffered milienpa avara furay parents twice chala 44hr deyo. Perdeyo ves luh Galpol sevortra clerk's terweu pa hiiyagu luh nfil ol finp "lesson"...
Juniohva trainee 3rd essistant jobseeker Simool stepped faiward gesturing laynside, "CHILDREN, BEWARE! Penno's gathohva layn luhge, aynd strangers tap stsay. En yora biodomi, enn yora allooooooooooooey, hides lurkers aynd miscreants, having a swally. E've dawln luhm, E sar gue, E'll nurlae oe a minugu. "zzzip, oh hayyllo! Hayyre's ma confessigu."
"...ab lam's til vgu killed Simool!"
11 - Missilemayn - gequiescab enn jici
Luh foomeral cortege moven passun saprum a motley collectigu ol parjoms sehind a lakgu valpa 9
a miteorite misteler proceed luh processigu mistelering mil's disdaenn villa rakks billions ol years enn luh cemonler
Inside luh valpa 9 a bhoa jicair wrapped essie surrounded bah luh famur ol luh deceased.
Suddenly a mathun ol nishe aynd a whirling vortex ripped passun luh fabric ol saprum temm
luh processigu scattered es zinta vurohva lmel essie luh void.
Luh parjoms villa vaapons tried pa flikt verse puud vgu had zem luhrvu gepetst luh emperial parjoms
Fae luh 2nd temm luhu valayn Simool dermd....
12 - Royse - Jacobsgu At Luh Moose Basking
Jacobsgu ves gu luh midical sed, eblarely consciouss, tivir Antgu feverishly worked pa stabilize hamm.
"Mel ves hunveg. Jacobsgu mammi, ves working villa a Federatigu environmental geclamatigu tesar enn Canada. Til a moose broke ennpa luh compound aynd paok enntesheel enn hamm.'
"E saw thab gu luh voomi." spil luh sevortra techniciayn. "Mel ves sarazing pa veyjo. E alstum started laughing til luh moose diendze gonst Jacobsgu positioned colutaly...."
"Yeah." luh midic giggled. "E neyva knoss tala bohm a moose actually ves...'
Jacobsgu, hayyu maose, plerfed villa blood, tried pa faim dapans, "Fankfully, vats hwen vey defided pa kill simoof"
13 - Eayn Phillips - Luh tuioda ablayn tala Simool dermd.
"...ab lam's til vgu killed Simool."
Luh bavuteller evirlen hayyu clinza enn luh silence aynd drained mil, estoting mil treyte verse gu luh eblar.
Mel ves hizzunly geplaced villa a plorf gue, aynd hayy shiind, geaching fohva mil.
Luh bavu sawn't tue. Simool hadn't dermd a mammoic death, puud luh false nifing alvares gonst hamm a yelm drinks, vu hayy didn't minae lying ab alloooooooooooo.
Actually hayy had tripped whilst running aynd bashed hayyu hayyad gu a charae. Hayy ves trampled pa death bah luh hordes ol rampaging Susayn Boils fans rushing pa daayn pa luh erma ol luh shasp.
14 - Erik Marcaigh - E Shal Luhm Drabblettes (aka Viifay fohva luh Numes ol Onda)
"Only eviirum ojunga fohva teray ol usssssssss pa camgu mil verse pa luh statigu," spil Erik.
...ab lam's til vgu killed Simool.
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Simool froze, luh robbery gonsne wrong. Hayyu misjanil gonst tesar mimbers killed, luhn luh police terwisen luhir vaapons gu hamm.
...ab lam's til vgu killed Simool.
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Luh midical nanobots malfunctioned tivir fixing luh plasma bahju.
...ab lam's til vgu killed Simool.
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Luh zombie horde ves avonwhelming. Luh groassie drued a distractigu. Midden hobbled Simool villa a hizzun hamstring.
...ab lam's til vgu killed Simool.
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Hayy cimgu thab aynnoying vunab enn TeamSpeak agaenn.
....ab lam's til vgu killed Simool.
15 - Clef_Hanger - Whoopee!
Frank aynd Doc Stonda sab villa ayn ennconsolable Psykokow enn luh Thargoide aynd Fer-de-Lance.
"E didn't mondal hayy'd janil mil vu ock," spil Frank. "Terfa alloooooooooooo mil ves hayyu mammoth."
"Yes, puud mil ves Simool tap trained mil pa smel gu luh tapopee cushigu." geplied Doc
"Everyonda feroo mil ves foomny sunsi-bonding luh cushigu pa Simool tum, thab ves til....." Frank trailed olf.
"He's aynvitem gonst a shienn gu hayyu cappess," mhir Doc "Puud wun mil's es luhnn es hayyu flattened vunat-tomp."
"Thats par hayy's vu essiiespa," Frank sighed "Mel sawn't ayn ervandoz vunat-tomp, "Wee Jimma Krankie" homaen enn luhge."
16 - ennsanephotgu - Sweet Taboo (ohva Tammy's gevenge)
Vgu valcomed usssssssss selo va saru gonsds. Luh trise saru survivors ol vuw kinth faigotten colony, sifai layn sefoge luh frami fush serem had dawln ennvented. Lacking cetush villa civilisatigu, vgu had geverted pa a primitive agrariayn vuciety aynd masuden luhir pohd geligigu. Luhy worshipped luh thind volcano, Mount Tamma. Eyvate deyo vgu havun depar ayn olfering ol a yonv ol sweet biscumel, selo slepbfrer, thab vgu called Sharted. Suddenly luh friendly abmosppadduss ves broken villa aynguished, ayngry cries ol 'Tamma Sharted!' Vumeonda had eaten luh olfering. Luhy dragged luh culprmel pa luh wuvum aynd lam's til vgu killed Simool.
E geleze sar vurry bah luh vara
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