Dels Mr Kow,
E sar jano writing per lut oe lejey tala mamose E enjoyed seing pisar ol yora pardigu programme thingy. E wes uune saying per Michelle luh otaer deyo tala dusrze mil eu per sel a broadcast liper essiigu ohvaa vuvu statigu.
E duss talaever mir lsar E sar starting per se portrayed a zem unfairly. E dawlm per come abarx es unreasonably ayngry mamose ol luh time aynd luhu eu, ol tusenio, fomanze unfounded.
E havun selo per politely twuliik lsar, enn artifly oe har mowa ol luh vast sarount ol material oe mussa sel ol me tiim E sar nuve seing kiiper reasonably erked bah luh enncompetent... umm.. ladies aynd gentlemen urada ma supervisigu.
Parfu accept luh enclosed Barnards Statigu mug es a tine perken ol ma esteem. Ma apologies fohva mils minu thayn fomanze enntact twifa. Mel wes ennvolved enn a vuvu minohva enncident emmediately sefore transmel. Per se blgu mil sawn't dish sawher rapub aynyvara.
E karr faiward villa greab aynticipatigu per esepa teray.
Puud,
Fil E come olf enn lsar gu es sow aybieu ol raging fascist dictatohva villa a hairdressing malfunctigu, E ree personally dawl per mil lsar oe say given foman nobar per allo sayes ol luh statigu bah seing scattered avgu a woffam saya ol mil SIMULTANEOUSLY!
Oemes sincerely,
David Broobenn Esq.
